post something that might as well come from the avatar above you

And this is the squadron's dog 'African American'.

Who wants to know?

I'm a hero who stands tall, I built this building with my bare hands

I should have used a toothbrush instead.

I am the walrus.

I am the egg man

I am the ass man

'I think I lost a sandwich in this beard last week'

Thats a fine front bottom there shamus.

UNGHF

Where have all the tiny little men who operate my mind gone?

can i PLEASE get some help. PLEASE. this hurts so bad.

When I fire this gun, the funky house begins.

doesn't everybody do this?

It's going to be Electro-house tonight whether you like it or not, now fuck off.

Feels good man.

Shit, everybody's watching me! I hope I don't fuck up, or my pep pep will beat me when I get home...

"Hello Mike, I want to play a game"

Stop it Mike! I hate that voice!

Ha ha ha! I love to wind you up Mike!

You know how much I hate the horror/thriller series Saw.

Yes, it is a very scary film. I can't wait to see it.

Saw VI - Coming to cinemas this Halloween.

alalalalalalaaaaa

my leaf is oddly large... I wish it would detach itself, it weighs my stem down."

There will be a war. Between white and black.

aayyyyy you fooookin knob-ends fookin give me all yeh munny n vat

wat

i'm so fucking fresh, no one's ever nicked this sign before

i'll tell you wat blood. jus let me represent this 'at first though.