what is the best way to let someone know

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:11 PM, Calx Sherbet said:

i was gonna say start smoking, unless you smoke already

no way

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:16 PM, EleminoP said:

Don't dance with them.

possibly

you say "hey, i'm kinda digging you and i'd like to take you out some time, you don't have to say yes, but i know yer gonna think about it"

  On 9/21/2009 at 8:03 PM, JohnTqs said:

if they are interested in you?

without directly saying "I am not interested in you"

help

set her straight right away so she can move on

get yourself down to your local fishmonger's and get a bucket of mackerel heads.

nothing says "i'm interested in you" more than a bucket full of mackerel heads.

I'm kind of in the same boat.

There's a girl I've been seeing that likes me a lot, and I'm afraid she's going to want a relationship or something. Poor girl.

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:34 PM, idrn said:

this girl i quite like/have been making the beast with two backs with was replied to a couple of long conversational text messages with the unreciprocative equivalent of fullstops. i took it as a sign that she wasn't that interested, so i asked her something like 'im getting the impression youre not interested, if this is the case, not to worry, i understand, if not the case, id like to meet you again'. still waiting on reply, but now i'm concerned that because she's quite young and inexperienced relationship ways she might've just been testing to see how much i like her... in which case it might've been the wrong thing to do? or maybe she just isn't interested.

 

meh

mackerel heads.

kill yourself

Show up at her parents house completely naked and tell them you aren't interested in their daughter. They will convey the message for you. Problem solved

book both of you a holiday in tenerife

Say to this girl "You're a treasure" then cross your eyes, twitch a little and follow up with "I CAN'T WAIT TO BURY YOU"

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:43 PM, Plum said:

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:34 PM, idrn said:

this girl i quite like/have been making the beast with two backs with was replied to a couple of long conversational text messages with the unreciprocative equivalent of fullstops. i took it as a sign that she wasn't that interested, so i asked her something like 'im getting the impression youre not interested, if this is the case, not to worry, i understand, if not the case, id like to meet you again'. still waiting on reply, but now i'm concerned that because she's quite young and inexperienced relationship ways she might've just been testing to see how much i like her... in which case it might've been the wrong thing to do? or maybe she just isn't interested.

 

meh

 

mackerel heads.

see, i was actually hoping for some kind of advice, but the thread just wasn't right for it.

sculpt her a question mark out of belly-button flint and jizz?

  On 9/21/2009 at 10:04 PM, idrn said:

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:43 PM, Plum said:

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:34 PM, idrn said:

this girl i quite like/have been making the beast with two backs with was replied to a couple of long conversational text messages with the unreciprocative equivalent of fullstops. i took it as a sign that she wasn't that interested, so i asked her something like 'im getting the impression youre not interested, if this is the case, not to worry, i understand, if not the case, id like to meet you again'. still waiting on reply, but now i'm concerned that because she's quite young and inexperienced relationship ways she might've just been testing to see how much i like her... in which case it might've been the wrong thing to do? or maybe she just isn't interested.

 

meh

 

mackerel heads.

 

see, i was actually hoping for some kind of advice, but the thread just wasn't right for it.

 

sculpt her a question mark out of belly-button flint and jizz?

She's either uninterested or feels awkward. Your best bet is to act like you couldn't give a shit, even if you do. So, I wouldn't carry on texting, or you'll get frustrated at the responses.

  On 9/21/2009 at 10:09 PM, idrn said:

yeah, i think it's awkward because i have a pathological fear of condoms that probably makes her think i'm not that into her. there, i said it.

Seriously?

How do you feel about balloons?

How about condoms masquerading as balloons? Balloons masquerading as condoms?

just tryin to get a feel for the situation

  On 9/21/2009 at 10:13 PM, idrn said:

well not me, but my penis. can we do this via pm?

Me or haunting soul?

I'll answer for both of us: Sure!

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:40 PM, Plum said:

get yourself down to your local fishmonger's and get a bucket of mackerel heads.

nothing says "i'm interested in you" more than a bucket full of mackerel heads.

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:40 PM, Braintree said:

I'm kind of in the same boat.

 

lol found for sure.

John, kick her in the fanny, if she cries/wants a hug/is sick. You've done it.

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:09 PM, JohnTqs said:

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:06 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

squeeze out a long thin light brown turd. position on upper lip as a thin moustache. offer her a kiss.

 

yep that one. no more suggestions please, thanks everyone

nsfw

  On 9/21/2009 at 10:04 PM, idrn said:

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:43 PM, Plum said:

  On 9/21/2009 at 9:34 PM, idrn said:

this girl i quite like/have been making the beast with two backs with was replied to a couple of long conversational text messages with the unreciprocative equivalent of fullstops. i took it as a sign that she wasn't that interested, so i asked her something like 'im getting the impression youre not interested, if this is the case, not to worry, i understand, if not the case, id like to meet you again'. still waiting on reply, but now i'm concerned that because she's quite young and inexperienced relationship ways she might've just been testing to see how much i like her... in which case it might've been the wrong thing to do? or maybe she just isn't interested.

 

meh

 

mackerel heads.

 

see, i was actually hoping for some kind of advice, but the thread just wasn't right for it.

 

sculpt her a question mark out of belly-button flint and jizz?

don't be so dismissive, i was being deadly cereal! mackerel heads have worked for me in the past. now let them work for you.

don't be afraid to lay your mackerel heads on the table, so to speak.

oh shit! sorry people i messed up. i thought this thread was about training sea lions.

please disregard all that mackerel head nonsense.

Whenever she starts talking about herself, stare at her like it was the stupidest thing she's ever said, and start talking about something far less consequential as if it is the most pertinent, epic issue to discuss.

Then slap her face and say "And you wanted to talk about you . . . shame on you."

keep leading her on until she eventually kills herself

tell her its not her, its you

  On 9/21/2009 at 10:31 PM, Plum said:

oh shit! sorry people i messed up. i thought this thread was about training sea lions.

please disregard all that mackerel head nonsense.

Fucking lol

WHERE IS TAUBOO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM HUH?

Just tell her you haven't been able to get an erection since Michael Jackson died.

Just sack up and tell them. But be classy about it.