what is the best way to let someone know

  On 9/22/2009 at 7:32 AM, cupajoe60 said:

Just sack up and tell them. But be classy about it.

You mean tell them suited and booted?

You didn't wanna be the one she'd base her further experience around?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Yeah man. what the fuck

"BOO-URNS"

tell her/him you have AIDS

  On 9/22/2009 at 8:36 AM, Philip Glass said:

Yeah man. what the fuck

 

 

 

"BOO-URNS"

I was saying boourns

  On 9/22/2009 at 7:53 AM, xxx said:

  On 9/22/2009 at 4:15 AM, chenGOD said:

Just tell her you haven't been able to get an erection since Michael Jackson died.

 

At first, big lol. Then, this post sparked a memory because I thought "hilarious until she offers to jack you off in a sequined glove or periodically calls out falsetto 'AHHH's 'Jemone-AH's and 'HEEEE-HEE's to help you get there." It was at this point that I remembered dating this mega-bod hottie in college. I once mentioned liking Sarah McLachlan--probably when I was attempting to impress her. A few months later when the relationship was heading way south, she crawled to my chest and held me while singing "Angel" from the Surfacing album. Oh shit, my pulse must have been 120 out of sheer embarrassment. It was mere weeks after that that I broke it off. But, she was really sweet and I feel badly about it now. She was a virgin, which was a big factor in the dump--I was tired of chaffing tugs and dry humps although she had the best tasting and most beautiful pussy I've ever known. I didn't want to be THE DUDE that she would anchor all further experiences from.

 

A twofer post--I let her down by saying, "I don't think we can be romantically involved even though you're very sweet etc." I really worked on my delivery and content as if I thought it would make a difference---my last word was still hanging in the air when she said, "I think.....you should GOOOOO!" Man I skipped out of there like it was on fire and had one of the most depressing Christmas breaks ever afterwards. In fact, since I was only 21, I was like "could I be gay?" because how on earth could I turn away an unspoiled hottie like that? So then I was twice miserable--calling myself homo when I had no desire to fuck a dude and feeling like a shitstain for hurting her feelings. I was quite nearly psychotic.

Yeah, I have emotional issues. It's okay; you can say it.

Serious serious issues. Ask Fred to mspaint you a sequined glove.

be all idm and run away from her.

Draw a big smile on a piece of paper and give it to her. But dont smile.

  On 9/22/2009 at 2:41 AM, underscore said:

tell her its not her, its you

it's

  On 9/22/2009 at 3:23 PM, Etch said:

Draw a big smile on a piece of paper and give it to her. But dont smile.

i like that. ice-cold motha fucka!

ask her to the pub for some beer and a nice night out.

smack her in the tits with a shovel. if they pop you can help her eat the treats that fall out.

take her out for a drink.

ignore her all night.

don't offer to buy her a drink.

repeatedly buy yourself a drink.

maybe have a shot with every pint.

flirt with everybody else.

while at the bar, chatting to other people, point back at her and laugh now and again.

if she's not looking when you point and laugh, throw some fagbuts at her to get her attention.

then repeat the pointing and laughing bit.

have long winded text conversations with other people a lot.

ring a friend and say stuff like "i'm out with whatshername....yeah LOLOL.... ..... oh God no.. ...gross.... LOL LOL LOL" etc

dont respond to anything she says apart from the occasional uninterested "mm" "yeah" "sure" or a vacant nod.

at no point make eye contact.

every now and again say with total disinterest something like "sorry... what were you going on about?" while continually smiling, winking, staring at other woman in the pub.

Just give her my number, I'm not fussy.

link her to this thread

smiling, wanking, etc. lololololololo

don't wash you cock for a month. then get her to suck it. problem solved. if she puts up with that then shes a keeper. if not then you're free

or get her a date with david letterman

post nakid pics of her on watmm

buy her a t-shit that says "I WISH YOU WOULD JUST FUCK OFF" on it.

  On 9/22/2009 at 4:16 PM, LUDD said:

take her out for a drink.

ignore her all night.

don't offer to buy her a drink.

repeatedly buy yourself a drink.

maybe have a shot with every pint.

flirt with everybody else.

while at the bar, chatting to other people, point back at her and laugh now and again.

if she's not looking when you point and laugh, throw some fagbuts at her to get her attention.

then repeat the pointing and laughing bit.

have long winded text conversations with other people a lot.

ring a friend and say stuff like "i'm out with whatshername....yeah LOLOL.... ..... oh God no.. ...gross.... LOL LOL LOL" etc

dont respond to anything she says apart from the occasional uninterested "mm" "yeah" "sure" or a vacant nod.

at no point make eye contact.

every now and again say with total disinterest something like "sorry... what were you going on about?" while continually smiling, winking, staring at other woman in the pub.

You've clearly fucking done this you cunt.

  On 9/22/2009 at 4:16 PM, LUDD said:

take her out for a drink.

ignore her all night.

don't offer to buy her a drink.

repeatedly buy yourself a drink.

maybe have a shot with every pint.

flirt with everybody else.

while at the bar, chatting to other people, point back at her and laugh now and again.

if she's not looking when you point and laugh, throw some fagbuts at her to get her attention.

then repeat the pointing and laughing bit.

have long winded text conversations with other people a lot.

ring a friend and say stuff like "i'm out with whatshername....yeah LOLOL.... ..... oh God no.. ...gross.... LOL LOL LOL" etc

dont respond to anything she says apart from the occasional uninterested "mm" "yeah" "sure" or a vacant nod.

at no point make eye contact.

every now and again say with total disinterest something like "sorry... what were you going on about?" while continually smiling, winking, staring at other woman in the pub.

LOL

  On 9/22/2009 at 9:03 AM, thanksomuch said:

tell her/him you have AIDS

Worked for Theo...

  On 9/22/2009 at 4:14 PM, theSun said:

smack her in the tits with a shovel. if they pop you can help her eat the treats that fall out.

MegaLOL™

stab her up innit

Someday when she's been at work, "accidentally" bump into her right before she walks into her house, and start a conversation, but end it with "Oh, holy shit, what is that disgusting smell?! It smells like tuna left out on a Florida beach to rot! Oh, shit, that is disgusting!"

If she works in the perfume department of a shop, this is fail, along with if her dog has shit in the yard.

Emergency back-ups: Allergic reaction.

Also, always tell her to call you, but always have a reason to never answer.