"the human centipede"

I'm sick and tired of these motherfuckin' human centipedes on this motherfuckin' plane!

someone needs to just make a movie about this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8N36lX4Nj0

I just assumed that this was directed by Eli Roth

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:54 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:52 AM, EleminoP said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:49 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:48 AM, EleminoP said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 3:24 AM, Hoodie said:

i don't think the idea of the movie works very well. wouldn't the person consuming the poop become ill from the bacteria found in feces? then the one person with a free mouth would just have a chain of dead people attached to his anus.

 

lol.

Let's go see this together.

Let's go do this together. Can you be the dead one? I think you'd look hot sucking on my ass, all glassy eyed and such.

Yeah, sure.

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:48 AM, EleminoP said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 3:24 AM, Hoodie said:

i don't think the idea of the movie works very well. wouldn't the person consuming the poop become ill from the bacteria found in feces? then the one person with a free mouth would just have a chain of dead people attached to his anus.

 

lol.

Let's go see this together.

Fucking LOL Paul.

Hoodie, lol also, you think far too much hun.

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:54 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:52 AM, EleminoP said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:49 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:48 AM, EleminoP said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 3:24 AM, Hoodie said:

i don't think the idea of the movie works very well. wouldn't the person consuming the poop become ill from the bacteria found in feces? then the one person with a free mouth would just have a chain of dead people attached to his anus.

 

lol.

Let's go see this together.

Let's go do this together. Can you be the dead one? I think you'd look hot sucking on my ass, all glassy eyed and such.

Yeah, sure.

Lol!!

I'm right behind Sneaky.

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Synopsis: Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying make shift basement...

fucking lol,

*farts out rest of shitty plot"

LOL

Here is pretty much a full synopsis review.

http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/human-centipede-first-sequence-2009

lol at the review, he says "saying much more regarding the plot would spoil much of the surprise here", and then proceeds to describe the climax of the film.

So I could just watch the last half hour and be satisfied. Cool.

presumably the sequel will be 'The Human Millipede'

millipedes are nice though

I would like to take a moment to reflect on how fucking awesome it is that it is acceptable to make a movie like this. 30 years ago this poop fetish film would have been impossible.

You have to respect the creativity people...

The picture shows a little bit about the concept's scientific integrity. Notice that the one on the right is fatter, getting more nutrition from the food, where the one in the middle is a little bit skinnier, and the one on the left is most malnourished. I don't think the bacteria thing is a big deal. The human digestive system is very adaptable and would learn to make the most of the shit it had to redigest. I think this would indeed eventually become one organism, slowly learning to work together through digestive willpower. I think it is a wonderful concept for a horror movie.

Rush, adaptation, yada, yada, yada.

  On 9/30/2009 at 10:28 AM, Bubba69 said:

The picture shows a little bit about the concept's scientific integrity. Notice that the one on the right is fatter, getting more nutrition from the food, where the one in the middle is a little bit skinnier, and the one on the left is most malnourished. I don't think the bacteria thing is a big deal. The human digestive system is very adaptable and would learn to make the most of the shit it had to redigest. I think this would indeed eventually become one organism, slowly learning to work together through digestive willpower. I think it is a wonderful concept for a horror movie.

Yeah, only if you fused two people together, chances are each others immune systems will throw a fit and reject the fused tissue unless they've all the same blood type.

At least that's how it works with organ transplants...

not to mention that they'll be pissing in each other's cleavage.

I'm so gonna jerk it to this film

Its only really fair if he feeds the first one poops and wee wee.

Edit: Fair...self lol

  On 9/30/2009 at 3:22 PM, Etch said:

Its only really fair if he feeds the first one poops and wee wee.

 

Edit: Fair...self lol

or, if the chain gets long enough, he could just feed the first one once and then connect them in a loop and have a perpetual poop machine! Suppose he would have to periodically inject them with nutrients though...

  On 9/30/2009 at 3:06 PM, impakt said:

I'm so gonna jerk it to this film

nastiest idea ever 2009

  On 9/30/2009 at 5:06 AM, EleminoP said:

It won't be much of a centipede with only two people now will it, sneakster?

uh, thats where i come in mate.

  On 9/30/2009 at 4:00 PM, lumpenprol said:

  On 9/30/2009 at 3:22 PM, Etch said:

Its only really fair if he feeds the first one poops and wee wee.

 

Edit: Fair...self lol

 

or, if the chain gets long enough, he could just feed the first one once and then connect them in a loop and have a perpetual poop machine! Suppose he would have to periodically inject them with nutrients though...

Is it butts and fannies too? Or do they wee wee on the next chicks chin? And is no one else imagining the centipede walking, better still, running? Imagine someone farting right down your throat...that would be rubbish. You might cough back up into their butt which is only going to mean more farts.

If you shouted into their butt would they hear it in their head?

  On 9/30/2009 at 11:58 AM, lumpenprol said:

not to mention that they'll be pissing in each other's cleavage.

which is fine

BTW, the first one should be fed Lobster, a baked potato with sour cream and bacon bits, corn on the cob, steamed clams, and a side of drawn butter. That would be a wonderfully rich and rewarding shit. EVERYONES A WINNER! <<but mostly the first one.

  On 9/30/2009 at 8:11 PM, Etch said:

And is no one else imagining the centipede walking, better still, running?

The surgeon fucks up their kneecaps so they're forced to crawl on all fours, and supposedly there's a scene where they have to climb up a spiral staircase.