"the human centipede"

  On 5/10/2010 at 10:34 AM, xxx said:

 

 

Anyway, back to Srpski Film--is this still bouncing around random famous festivals or has it made it to DVD yet?

i've been trying to find it everywhere on the net with no luck. my guess is that it hasn't made it to dvd yet.

  On 5/9/2010 at 11:36 PM, jefferoo said:

Did anyone ever see this?

I saw Human Centipede at a festival. The idea is funny and it had some good moments but somehow it failed. The balance between weird humor and more serious "horror" stuff didn't work at all for me. Some ppl have liked it though.

I fuckin lolled at the photograph of the dog centipede which is shown couple of times in the movie.

  On 5/10/2010 at 6:53 PM, encey said:

They should connect the ass of the tail and the face of the head together, thus creating an endless cycle of taking a shit whilst eating your own crap, and occasionally puking up the same for all eternity.

human ouroboros

human orubasarot

  On 5/11/2010 at 2:17 AM, xxx said:

  On 5/10/2010 at 6:43 PM, sneaksta303 said:

i got a download of this. mayhap i will watch it tonight.....

 

easy now, you mean download of "Human Centipede" or "Serbian Film"? The difference, you see, is quite dramatic for me at this point. But not really, I don't torrent movies or watch compressed anymore because it looks shit when you burn it and put it on an HD television, took too long and was always a pain in the ass when they were secretly PAL or in some fucktard format like .mkv? What the fuck, Russians? No one wants an .mkv except you guys allegedly. It's spelled M-P-E-G-4 please, Video.TS preferably. Then finding the right subtitles or muxing the right subtitle file format :wtf:

Plus, I was doing too many hard drive wipes and OS re-installs back then thanks to all the malshit that was being backdoored in; you'd have to have $10,000 worth of software to catch all of it, really.

Convert X to DVD :D

Truly works wonders, you can put it those wacky sub files and convert all those odd MKVs onto a DVD and it hasn't failed me yet :D

also, I downloaded a torrent of Centipede Man a wee while ago so it is out there folks!!! (Serbian Film, I don't think that's out yet :()

not serbia xxx sorry m8

mkv is just a container file format, usually contains mpeg4 video

and ts is typically mpeg2

just sayin

this film is total shit

  On 5/11/2010 at 9:23 PM, Pennywise said:

this film is total shit

i had a feeling it'd turn out crappy.

  On 5/11/2010 at 9:24 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 5/11/2010 at 9:23 PM, Pennywise said:

this film is total shit

 

i had a feeling it'd turn out crappy.

dont watch it, even if you want to watch it for a laugh...dont.

  On 5/11/2010 at 10:07 PM, Pennywise said:

  On 5/11/2010 at 9:24 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 5/11/2010 at 9:23 PM, Pennywise said:

this film is total shit

 

i had a feeling it'd turn out crappy.

dont watch it, even if you want to watch it for a laugh...dont.

oh, so you weren't making a pun.

  On 5/12/2010 at 12:23 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 5/11/2010 at 10:07 PM, Pennywise said:

  On 5/11/2010 at 9:24 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 5/11/2010 at 9:23 PM, Pennywise said:

this film is total shit

 

i had a feeling it'd turn out crappy.

dont watch it, even if you want to watch it for a laugh...dont.

 

oh, so you weren't making a pun.

50 50

I'm hoping for a RiffTrax

  On 5/12/2010 at 4:41 AM, xxx said:

  On 5/11/2010 at 7:22 AM, vodor said:

mkv is just a container file format, usually contains mpeg4 video

 

and ts is typically mpeg2

 

just sayin

 

I figure it all out after head against the wall nights sifting through nerd forums and then trying to find the free open source software to do it and then dealing with all the headaches of open source i.e. "hey, my name is Vijit Preramasingh and I am verking on my second PhD in electronic engineering--here is a program to do what you want, if it doesn't work, use the following Perl scripts and adjust DOS settings to C:\Fart.asp.gc-iv.fanny3" + on + on

 

I try to minimize coming to WATMM for it because a. I get made fun of and then b. mods and Joyrex get nervous that WATMM is getting cross-linked with "arrrrgh, matey!" talk.

dude just get vlc and you can watch just about any video known to man.

I saw this last night, and it was just as repulsive as expected.

VLC is THE playa

I'm not excited to watch this movie, maybe I will when there's bunch of drunk girls around to gross out or something

5.7 on imdb

does it totally bite?

and seriously, ass to mouth? there couldn't be any other way to connect them?

You know this movie sucks when they put the final scene on the trailer, it would be an interesting short movie but they just stretched the already thin plot with many blank and slow scenes, also not enough titty shots.

Haha, the two girls are like skinny versions of weed.

  On 5/12/2010 at 11:48 PM, Yegg said:

Haha, the two girls are like skinny versions of weed.

did you watch it? I've been busy the past couple nights and haven't put it on yet.

The Jawless monster that is Roger Ebert gave it a 0/5.

Must be a horrible , but entertaining movie.

It won some festivals:

# Best picture at Fantastic Fest, Austin TX[28] and Best Actor (Dieter Laser)[28] in the horror category.

# Best Movie at Screamfest LA[29]

# Best Movie at Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival[30]

# Best Movie at Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival[31]

# Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival

Plop!

  On 5/13/2010 at 12:09 AM, Boxing Day said:

# Best picture at Fantastic Fest, Austin TX[28] and Best Actor (Dieter Laser)[28] in the horror category.

# Best Movie at Screamfest LA[29]

# Best Movie at Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival[30]

# Best Movie at Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival[31]

# Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival

  On 5/13/2010 at 12:09 AM, Boxing Day said:

The Jawless monster that is Roger Ebert gave it a 0/5.

Actually he didn't give it a rating because he couldn't figure out which one to give it, as he found the film absolutely repulsive but realized that that was the intention.

It was actually a lot better than I thought it was going to be. 7.5/10