1st of October

PINCH PUNCH FIRST OF THE MONTH.

No returns.

Well come to October people, I hope this month brings more joy for us all, and most of all I hope Iain C finds work, and I hope that zelahs dad gets well, I still spare a thought for him in my prayer.

september has been utter fucking shit, bring it on

  On 10/1/2009 at 6:32 AM, zaphod said:

september has been utter fucking shit, bring it on

Aye yeah, my feelings exactly, going to enter this month as a new start and a more positive attitude that things will be better this month.

Congratulations one and all, we made it !

I only have 24 minutes of September left!

WOOHOO!

  On 10/1/2009 at 6:37 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

I only have 24 minutes of September left!

 

WOOHOO!

pfffft I've ahd nearly 8 hours of October already, it's already hittin me like 5 benzos and a bottle of scotch.

Finally, October's here. I'm gonna sacrifice that goat I've been putting off for weeks.

  On 10/1/2009 at 6:48 AM, Obel said:

Finally, October's here. I'm gonna sacrifice that goat I've been putting off for weeks.

I was gonna say that, only I don't have a goat . . . but I do know some virgins.

I've got a few virgin goats I can loan?

  On 10/1/2009 at 6:50 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 10/1/2009 at 6:48 AM, Obel said:

Finally, October's here. I'm gonna sacrifice that goat I've been putting off for weeks.

I was gonna say that, only I don't have a goat . . . but I do know some virgins.

gonna sacrifice yourself eh? JAJAJAJAJJAA!!!

  On 10/1/2009 at 6:55 AM, pigster said:

gonna sacrifice yourself eh? JAJAJAJAJJAA!!!

Only if I want to piss off the the druids. Purity, I hardly knew ye.

look out october! onetothirtysix has had sex multiple times!

36 times to be exact.

we're having a "cold snap" here in florida. which means it's 88 degrees instead of 92 degrees out.

Oh fuck, you better get your woolly scarf and hat out.

Do you have scarfs in America? Or do you just use the skin of dead Canadians?

and/or black people.

  On 10/1/2009 at 7:14 AM, 42Orange said:

look out october! onetothirtysix has had sex multiple times!

Yeah, and when I'm finished, Imma rape November.

I know a girl called Novemeber, and she'd be more than happy with rape.

  On 10/1/2009 at 7:56 AM, abusivegeorge said:

I know a girl called Novemeber, and she'd be more than happy with rape.

You mean you used to know a girl called November.

  On 10/1/2009 at 8:01 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 10/1/2009 at 7:56 AM, abusivegeorge said:

I know a girl called Novemeber, and she'd be more than happy with rape.

You mean you used to know a girl called November.

Is November the virgin you sacrificed?

  On 10/1/2009 at 8:12 AM, Obel said:

Is November the virgin you sacrificed?

No, no, no, you're clearly confused;

I can't sacrifice a raped virgin, so I just kill her to avoid the whining on the way to drop her off. That, and I don't have to call her the next day or buy her breakfast.

I have to get an unappealing virgin to sacrifice. What's the point in sacrificing a hot virgin when you can rape them and subsequently make them unsacrificial?

  On 10/1/2009 at 8:15 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 10/1/2009 at 8:12 AM, Obel said:

Is November the virgin you sacrificed?

No, no, no, you're clearly confused;

 

I can't sacrifice a raped virgin, so I just kill her to avoid the whining on the way to drop her off. That, and I don't have to call her the next day or buy her breakfast.

 

I have to get an unappealing virgin to sacrifice. What's the point in sacrificing a hot virgin when you can rape them and subsequently make them unsacrificial?

I'm worried you've thought about this too much.

That doesn't make it any less of a good scheme!

  On 10/1/2009 at 8:19 AM, Obel said:

I'm worried you've thought about this too much.

 

That doesn't make it any less of a good scheme!

Don't worry. Unless your name is November.

Besides, rape is only funny until it happens to you or your friend or someone you know . . . then it's hot, because now you know a slut.

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What a fucking stupid thread. Thanks for somehow getting me excited for some soo awesome news it was one of those threads were merely the date suffices and everyone knows in an "inside joke" kind of way what it is, except for you because you've been too fucking busy somehow to scroll watmm off and on over endless hours. Yep, so just ignore this completely common/possible situation and just make a fucking thread that has no fucking purpose other then announcing the fucking date which by the way is on every fucking page on this fucking website (time zoned also).