1st of October

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:16 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

You know when you talk about your modestly-sized: junk, your tool, your peg and two bits, your slim jim and grapes, your baton du nasty?

 

Those is euphemisms.

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:18 AM, verticalhold said:

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:16 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

You know when you talk about your modestly-sized: junk, your tool, your peg and two bits, your slim jim and grapes, your baton du nasty?

 

Those is euphemisms.

Post 75 dudeski.

  On 10/1/2009 at 8:29 AM, abusivegeorge said:

 

Well come to October people, I hope this month brings more joy for us all, and most of all I hope Iain C finds work, etc...

No seriously fuck you, you person who loves me and knows I need a job you.

no but really I thought euphemisms were away to unpalatable truths

eg Downsize and all that shit

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:22 AM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 10/1/2009 at 8:29 AM, abusivegeorge said:

 

Well come to October people, I hope this month brings more joy for us all, and most of all I hope Iain C finds work, etc...

 

 

No seriously fuck you, you person who loves me and knows I need a job you.

Ah yes you do, he was prominent in my mind though as I had just spoken to him about it. I hope that you find work also my friend, as you rightly said I love you.

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:25 AM, verticalhold said:

no but really I thought euphemisms were away to unpalatable truths

 

Thats xanax

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:18 AM, verticalhold said:

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:16 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

modestly-sized:

The fuck is this shit?! Now I KNOW I didn't type that.

this thread is too much work

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:30 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:18 AM, verticalhold said:

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:16 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

modestly-sized:

The fuck is this shit?! Now I KNOW I didn't type that.

Yeah verticalhold you fuckhead explain this shit

"Modestly-sized" . . . right, like it didn't take six months of regular nightly bed jiggling to get the wife to stop from begging me to "take it out, it hurts, I bleed for hours afterwards, I wish you'd stop using your penis and use your piano-player forefinger."

Whatever.

I was dicking around guys...

  Quote

a mild or indirect work or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing

I'm sorry

friends?

EDIT: the offering of cake seems to have been lost in the translation, but you know I'm good for it

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:37 AM, verticalhold said:

I was dicking around guys...

 

  Quote

a mild or indirect work or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing

 

 

I'm sorry

 

 

friends?

Okay.

Fucking lol, we are sensitive about our dicks on here man, jesus.

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:37 AM, verticalhold said:

EDIT: the offering of cake seems to have been lost in the translation, but you know I'm good for it

OMG, if cake is a euphemism, I have no idea what it would be for, but I am SO excited . . .

*rubs hands in anticipation*

I'll have your cake in my arse.

  On 10/2/2009 at 8:44 AM, verticalhold said:

You know, it's funny . . . that cake, from that angle, and with the unfortunate frosting pattern, makes the cake appear to resemble a large, baked and frosted cock and balls rocket ship. I was right to be excited!

lol, that is amazing, I've had browner than that though.

October has been all penis so far

NSFW

All I wanna say is that abusivegeorge is filling up the ghey quota pretty nicely in the absence of Iain C.

It has been requested of me to do so.

And I am supposed to be in bed it's fucking 9am and I'm not in bed yet, thats all folks.

  On 10/2/2009 at 9:42 AM, beatfanatic said:

All I wanna say is that abusivegeorge is filling up the ghey quota pretty nicely in the absence of Iain C.

intolerant fuck.

lol though.

it's 11.08am.

I worry about some people. You receive a delivery and open the top of the box, the item inside is upside down. You turn the box round and the bottom of it says "Wrong way up"... Why are people stupid WATMM?

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  On 10/2/2009 at 12:14 PM, Obel said:

I worry about some people. You receive a delivery and open the top of the box, the item inside is upside down. You turn the box round and the bottom of it says "Wrong way up"... Why are people stupid WATMM?

 

 

 

In this thread: Stupidity.....

Maybe they were Japanese, and only spoke/read a little Engrish? Their brains work from right to left, rather left to right.