RED CARS

  On 10/4/2009 at 7:33 PM, Franklin said:

hold on clitterhaus, I'll direct who comes in and out of my thread.

 

boris and goffer get the hell out.

Lol!

Get a red car, if it goes pink just threaten the people who comment on it. Then people will believe you're not to be trifled with.

"Hey, nice pink car"

"You what? YOU FUCKING WHAT!?" *approach at a pace with chest pushed out and arms in a shrug position*

10 hours a day? Fuck me, don't buy an Audi if you're going to be in for 10 hours jesus. For 30k you can pick up an equivalent mercedes of avantgarde spac, it'll be a couple years older and more mileage, but so much more worth it comofort wise and it'll happily cruise at 140, it'll also last for longer in terms of mileage anyway so you won't be sacrificing anything for the extra age or mileage.

I've been driving a red Pontiac Grand Prix for a few years now. The gas mileage is alright, but I don't like that it's red. If I purchase a car right from a manufacturer, it will be brown. Chocolate brown. Cops don't think chocolate brown cars are fast or weirdo hippie stoners, right? Just a normal person that drives a brown car, right?

Yes but you'll look like a piece of shit.

  On 10/12/2009 at 8:57 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Yes but you'll look like a piece of shit.

Never have to wash the thing! It just keeps getting better!

lol, what will the wife think?

  On 10/12/2009 at 9:00 AM, abusivegeorge said:

lol, what will the wife think?

If I'm buying the car, she can think all she wants, it won't bother me.

  On 10/4/2009 at 1:15 AM, boris said:

im gonna fuck you with my red hot car

the reddest car

  On 10/12/2009 at 4:26 PM, ezkerraldean said:

 

the reddest car

true - i just eyedropped it in photoshop and it came up

r = 128

g = 0

b = 0

even in the reflections

my car im going to drive is british racing green

more of a silver man masel - here's my motor of past 2 years... probably drive it until it rusts to bits, but as the wife would testify, i spend a silly amount of time looking after it like teh sad old wanker i've become. but i'm a fast wanker, and thats what matters to me.

lets 'av a race Franklin, if you get your new wheels :)

  On 10/12/2009 at 7:04 PM, lala said:

  On 10/12/2009 at 4:26 PM, ezkerraldean said:

 

the reddest car

 

true - i just eyedropped it in photoshop and it came up

 

r = 128

g = 0

b = 0

 

even in the reflections

 

my car im going to drive is british racing green

Definetly one of these Russ

http://media.photobucket.com/image/MG%20TF%20british%20racing%20green/Seamaster73/mgtf.jpg

~ism - Is that actually an M3? I see an aftermarket rear bumper if I'm correct?

Maybe not, I'm an engine man over identifying models.

  On 10/12/2009 at 9:04 PM, ~ism said:

more of a silver man masel - here's my motor of past 2 years... probably drive it until it rusts to bits, but as the wife would testify, i spend a silly amount of time looking after it like teh sad old wanker i've become. but i'm a fast wanker, and thats what matters to me.

 

 

lets 'av a race Franklin, if you get your new wheels :)

a man after my own taste- give me a silver german car any day.

my own is an 2002 bmw 325 that looks a lot like ism's but less pimped.

once I find a backdrop like yours I'll upload a pic of the new vehicle. I use to be a silver guy too... this red is growing on me though!

btw really nice vehicle!

Silver is just so shiny and so fucking easy to clean, it rarely looks dirty as well. It's definetly an awesome colour.

  On 10/12/2009 at 11:42 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 10/12/2009 at 7:04 PM, lala said:

  On 10/12/2009 at 4:26 PM, ezkerraldean said:

 

the reddest car

 

true - i just eyedropped it in photoshop and it came up

 

r = 128

g = 0

b = 0

 

even in the reflections

 

my car im going to drive is british racing green

 

Definetly one of these Russ

 

http://media.photobucket.com/image/MG%20TF%20british%20racing%20green/Seamaster73/mgtf.jpg

 

~ism - Is that actually an M3? I see an aftermarket rear bumper if I'm correct?

 

Maybe not, I'm an engine man over identifying models.

lol did i tell you george? its actually this one:

what a car to learn to drive in

and it comes with the same model girlfriend

  On 10/12/2009 at 11:42 PM, abusivegeorge said:

 

~ism - Is that actually an M3? I see an aftermarket rear bumper if I'm correct?

 

Maybe not, I'm an engine man over identifying models.

sadly not, nearest thing to an M though - 330ci with the 3.0 straight-six @231bhp. Reiger kit on it, came with it when i bought in Nov '07. Wasn't sure about it at first, but has grown on me as makes car individual. Would like rid of the aero spoiler and replace with much more subtle m-style lip strip.

Rear shot from over a year ago before i recoated the wheels in graphite.

apologies for the fapping over car pr0n, its really quite tragic. in fact fuck off, im not apologising. i'm not ashamed.

big up to the Ed - good taste in wheels too, can't beat the understated look of a non-pimped E46 straight-sixer.

Russ: same car but pre-pre facelift model, I just knew that would be you as soon as you said British Racing Green, and no you hadn't told me mate :).

ism: excellent cars mate, love the sound of the 3 litre straight six, really good choice.

I'm an E30 man myself, white 318IS 1990.

BMW 318 is.bmpFetching info...

lovely E30 - the classic 3er shape, and like the black kidneys with the white paintwork. would love an old 325 E30 as a project car someday, but a house with a garage is needed first. and some mechanic skills. both are sadly lacking!

Yeah man, getting hold of a decent E30 325 is NOT easy, I belong to the E30 forum, can get a few crackers on there, but damn they aren't cheap, so getting one definetly means a garage and mechanical skills.

That white beauty was my friends brothers, he had it from new, kept it mechanically sound, its run a good 137,000 miles and runs a beaut, it's chipped with high lift cams and throttle bodies too, 210 horsepower, and weighs dead on a ton, fucking goes well she does.

Probably the slowest car of the lot, but fuck me does she get some looks lol.

(I say that but I'm talking about out of a line of cars with 300+ BHP per tonne, so basically I'm just being picky).

hat's not bad for an M40/42 4-cyl - only just broken in at 137k then! :)

We need a pistonhead subforum.

  On 10/14/2009 at 10:28 AM, ~ism said:

hat's not bad for an M40/42 4-cyl - only just broken in at 137k then! :)

 

 

We need a pistonhead subforum.

It is seriously pushing it though, sometimes I do wonder if it should be returned to standard with just the chip, but then again no problems experienced whatsoever, fucking tough engines for sure.

And yes we do but unfortauntely I think 75% of the forum would not be too happy!

Bicycle subforum.

i have a red car. bought it from new about 5 years ago. the roof's going pink. don't get a red car.

that's me, or rather what my car looks like.

edit- prior too I had a red 318ti - just wax the shit out of it and it won't turn pink.