online dating sites

  On 10/10/2009 at 12:09 AM, chris moss acid said:

wasnt that in the club i forget the name of in shoreditch and wasn't it the wrong music xmas party?

fuck's sake, don't play silly buggers, you know perfectly well what happened. some girl on your msn from liverpool. we got talking, she came down to bristol for a rave, joyousness flourished. this was long before i even knew london existed.

She was nice

*sews up re-opened old wounds*

oh, and you obviously fancied her, and she didn't trust you.

lol, burn.

  On 10/10/2009 at 12:16 AM, Iain C said:

She was nice

*sews up re-opened old wounds*

mate, she's had the post-first-love demi-god treatment. i used to pursue girls who just even looked like her. mental.

my missus told me she had an okcupid account a few weeks before she was actually my missus, so i signed up and found her on it and sent her messages like hey sexy lady wanna fuck? and she was like oh you silly thing lol

lol^^.

Thats pretty cute.

  On 10/10/2009 at 12:15 AM, idrn said:

  On 10/10/2009 at 12:09 AM, chris moss acid said:

wasnt that in the club i forget the name of in shoreditch and wasn't it the wrong music xmas party?

 

fuck's sake, don't play silly buggers, you know perfectly well what happened. some girl on your msn from liverpool. we got talking, she came down to bristol for a rave, joyousness flourished. this was long before i even knew london existed.

oh.. then who was that in shoreditch then? :|

fu chris, you are more shoreditch than a friend-of-a-friend's art gallery opening.

  On 10/9/2009 at 8:32 PM, joyeboy said:

The odds are good but the goods are odd.

Holy motherfucking lol thats one of the best quotes I've ever fucking heard!!!!

Where the fuck do you live? I'm coming to give you a handshake

  On 10/10/2009 at 5:31 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

  On 10/9/2009 at 8:32 PM, joyeboy said:

The odds are good but the goods are odd.

Holy motherfucking lol thats one of the best quotes I've ever fucking heard!!!!

 

Where the fuck do you live? I'm coming to give you a blowjob

I set up a plenty of fish deal last saturday. I went on my first date last night. Twas splendid. Two smarty-pants in the biggest dive in my part of the city. 2$ mixed drinks. Wicked fun. We sat there for a few hours.

Really? And she's not a psychopath?

I've been thinking about setting something up through that site again but you gotta be pretty picky because 60-70% of the girls on their are ass ugly and a good percentage of all of them are batshit insane.

i met a nice guy on myspace. he was into idm. i tried to give him a handjob but his dick was just too small to grip.

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:39 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

Really? And she's not a psychopath?

 

I've been thinking about setting something up through that site again but you gotta be pretty picky because 60-70% of the girls on their are ass ugly and a good percentage of all of them are batshit insane.

Quite pretty. Prettier than her profile pic even, and you know peeps be lying on their profile pics. Insane? far from it. Nice and educated.

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:46 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:39 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

Really? And she's not a psychopath?

 

I've been thinking about setting something up through that site again but you gotta be pretty picky because 60-70% of the girls on their are ass ugly and a good percentage of all of them are batshit insane.

 

Quite pretty. Prettier than her profile pic even, and you know peeps be lying on their profile pics. Insane? far from it. Nice and educated.

This is coming from 1 date mind you

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:53 PM, assegai said:

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:46 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:39 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

Really? And she's not a psychopath?

 

I've been thinking about setting something up through that site again but you gotta be pretty picky because 60-70% of the girls on their are ass ugly and a good percentage of all of them are batshit insane.

 

Quite pretty. Prettier than her profile pic even, and you know peeps be lying on their profile pics. Insane? far from it. Nice and educated.

 

This is coming from 1 date mind you

No doubt. I realize this. I'm no retard. Who knows, she may think I'm a piece of shit and never want to see me again *shrugs*. It's for fun. But yes, usually it takes time for the nutter to emerge. I don't fuck around. I'm myself from day 1. They don't like it? Oh the fuck well.

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:56 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:53 PM, assegai said:

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:46 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 10/23/2009 at 5:39 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

Really? And she's not a psychopath?

 

I've been thinking about setting something up through that site again but you gotta be pretty picky because 60-70% of the girls on their are ass ugly and a good percentage of all of them are batshit insane.

 

Quite pretty. Prettier than her profile pic even, and you know peeps be lying on their profile pics. Insane? far from it. Nice and educated.

 

This is coming from 1 date mind you

 

No doubt. I realize this. I'm no retard. Who knows, she may think I'm a piece of shit and never want to see me again *shrugs*. It's for fun. But yes, usually it takes time for the nutter to emerge. I don't fuck around. I'm myself from day 1. They don't like it? Oh the fuck well.

ha word

I was thinking of trying one of these, my aforementioned friend has dates lined up 24/7

my ex-housemate used zoosk on FB and started talking to this girl.

after 1 month of talking she came round, she was a scary bird, even nearly punched abusivegeorge's sister. after 3 months my housemate had got her pregnant, left, and moved in with her.

he then deleted us from FB and mobiles, and the fly had been well and truly trapped in the spider's web.

i have only seen him once since then, a few weeks after the kid was born, and he had put on loadsa weight. he still hasnt spoke to us.

i tried it once many years ago on match.com, found a girl who was hispanic and liked jorge luis borges and listed her body type as "atheletic" and I showed up at the bar and she was shaped like a bowling ball.

I changed my mind.

Fred what'd you do

  On 10/9/2009 at 7:39 PM, yek said:

anyone here use online dating services?? i was thinking about doing a write up myself and see what type of women are interested in me

no... i don't anymore. word to the wise though... be as specific

in your post representing who you r (with some anonym!ty of course)

and what you want to find. that way you

can avoid alot of gak

no one likes GAK

I was polite and wrapped it up after two beers.

edit: that should have been a response to assegai