online dating sites

i actually signed up for a laugh at the same time my (ex)mate did.

my writeup went something like:

i like dancing. electronic music. art. films. drugs. sex. philosophy. life.

i got approached by about 2-3 birds in about a month. my housemate said that was because i was scaring them away and sorta laughed at me.

whos laughing now, scotty? huh?

i wasn't serious about using one to get dates. bleh

Met my SO on okcupid. We dated for about three years, now we married.

jesus christ there are some ugly girls in my town.

  On 10/24/2009 at 12:25 AM, kaini said:

jesus christ there are some ugly girls in my town.

you live in ireland. duh.

we cant all live in brazil and miami now can we?

...can we?

match.com is a full-on assfest, you'll get crazy responses. stay away from yahoo or msn style personals, they're flooded with russian and nigerian scammers.

  On 10/24/2009 at 12:56 AM, 42Orange said:

  On 10/24/2009 at 12:25 AM, kaini said:

jesus christ there are some ugly girls in my town.

 

you live in ireland. duh.

dude. lotsa hot women here. if you liek gingers

well not all gingers could be ugly, surely?

Well, where I live, the problem is there's not enough girls in my town in these dating websites.

New Mexico is total shit.

too motherly

where the SLUTS at kaini

  On 10/24/2009 at 1:03 AM, kaini said:

lotsa hot women here. if you liek gingers

*ups sticks to Eire*

luckily i practically have a ginger fetish

lol

I used POF and have been seeing this girl for the past couple of months. I think she's fit and she's pretty normal, but I know I've been lucky as there are some absolute fucking retards on there.

And lots and lots of single mums. I didn't go down that route but if it goes tits up with this girl I'm going back on to find myself a cougar. They might not be the most attractive but I've been assured their breakfasts are sublime

  On 10/24/2009 at 1:06 AM, Renivatio said:

well not all gingers could be ugly, surely?

freckles can make even the most good looking ginger unattractive as fuck. gingers should not be allowed to go in the sun. ever.

  On 10/24/2009 at 4:10 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 10/24/2009 at 1:06 AM, Renivatio said:

well not all gingers could be ugly, surely?

 

freckles can make even the most good looking ginger unattractive as fuck. gingers should not be allowed to go in the sun. ever.

gigngers shouldn't be exposed to any light, ever.

fuck gingers period. the whole lot of 'em. Unless they just have red hair and "not so fair" skin & no freckles, and this and that really it seems too much effort. My conquests may never lead that route.

  On 10/24/2009 at 2:13 AM, thanksomuch said:

Look, it's Sarah Jessica Barker!

so, do you wait around for girls to approach u on FB? Or should I start chatting girls up? I never make the first move ever. Thats probably a problem isn't it?

never done the online dating thing. bit pathetic really. i don't like to judge and i've tried to rationalize but there's always this little voice in the back of my head saying "don't be pathetic"

however i did answer a personal on craigslist about 4 years ago and got my dick sucked. girl was FINE, double Ds and was a Stanford undergrad. Unreal

me and a friend made a fake girl okcupid profile and wrote that we're good at handjobs and got like 20 replies in the first ten minutes, theres this old guy who messages the account every day asking what we're up to, it's pretty lol

How did you set up the craigslist meeting? Did she want to know what you looked like at least?

  On 6/28/2010 at 11:50 AM, Funktion said:

me and a friend made a fake girl okcupid profile and wrote that we're good at handjobs and got like 20 replies in the first ten minutes, theres this old guy who messages the account every day asking what we're up to, it's pretty lol

well put me down for one of those handjobs!

it's all about footjobs in the '010