OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Shit, guys, I've been fapping for hours and I'm just about done! Goddam, I'm so close, but I need to put it somewhere inconspicuous (and typing this with one sore hand isn't easy). I can't put it in a sock or towel, my wife will find it in the laundry . . . dammit, I can't hold out much longer! How about the cat litter box? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 i must be a little confused... you need to put your semen somewhere inconspicuous? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 1:52 PM, karmakramer said: i must be a little confused... you need to put your semen somewhere inconspicuous? No, my collection of carefully hidden archives of internet porn. YES, MY SEMEN. And hurry with the suggestions, running low on time here. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 hunch over and spunk into your own mouth. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 She'll smell it on my breath, that and aiming isn't precisely a science when it comes (ha-ha) to things like this, and I don't want to make a mess. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) edit: butt Edited October 25, 2009 by Super lurker ultra V12 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) You mean her butt? She won't go for that, but I'll give you credit for an answer she won't see coming! (ha-ha) Edited October 25, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:06 PM, OneToThirtySix said: You mean her butt? She won't go for that, but I'll give you credit for an answer she won't see coming! (ha-ha) what about a stranger's butt? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 jizz into a saucepan, then put it on a hob and boil all the jizz away Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:38 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said: what about a stranger's butt? I don't know any strangers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:44 PM, OneToThirtySix said: On 10/25/2009 at 2:38 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said: what about a stranger's butt? I don't know any strangers. just go outside and look for one Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152145 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:42 PM, ezkerraldean said: jizz into a saucepan, then put it on a hob and boil all the jizz away What's a hob? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152147 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 1:58 PM, Plum said: hunch over and spunk into your own mouth. On 10/25/2009 at 1:59 PM, OneToThirtySix said: She'll smell it on my breath, that and aiming isn't precisely a science when it comes (ha-ha) to things like this, and I don't want to make a mess. c'mon dum dum it's obvious! you simply smear faeces onto your face. your wife won't smell shit (apart from the shit of course) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:46 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said: just go outside and look for one I can't! What if a stranger sees me?! I might get kidnapped and never get the answer I came here for! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:47 PM, OneToThirtySix said: On 10/25/2009 at 2:42 PM, ezkerraldean said: jizz into a saucepan, then put it on a hob and boil all the jizz away What's a hob? the hot round thing on an oven you put saucepans on (is it a britishism then?) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:48 PM, Plum said: c'mon dum dum it's obvious! you simply smear faeces onto your face. your wife won't smell shit (apart from the shit of course) But then she won't recognize me. She'll think I'm just some crazy, dirty hobo with priapism. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:51 PM, OneToThirtySix said: On 10/25/2009 at 2:46 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said: just go outside and look for one I can't! What if a stranger sees me?! I might get kidnapped and never get the answer I came here for! hmm,, just open a window and dump the load outside then Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Don't you have a pet or something that would work as a receiver? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:56 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said: hmm,, just open a window and dump the load outside then You're suggesting I abandon the offspring of my narcissism outside the window like some teenage tramp prom queen's former fetus? My sperm deserves better than that! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) On 10/25/2009 at 2:57 PM, Squee said: Don't you have a pet or something that would work as a receiver? a golden receiver Edited October 25, 2009 by Plum Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:57 PM, Squee said: Don't you have a pet or something that would work as a receiver? It's a beagle, thank you very much; they're completely different. On 10/25/2009 at 2:59 PM, Plum said: a golden receiver I'd have to go find one, and walking isn't exactly going to be an option. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 just no helping some people. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 3:01 PM, Plum said: just no helping some people. I'm grateful for the ideas, I just need to find the perfect one . . . actually, the cat litter box is looking better and better. On 10/25/2009 at 3:02 PM, Squee said: The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh. Me too, you bastard! I almost lost the payload right then! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 On 10/25/2009 at 2:59 PM, OneToThirtySix said: You're suggesting I abandon the offspring of my narcissism outside the window like some teenage tramp prom queen's former fetus? My sperm deserves better than that! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50148-epic-orgasm-thread-nsfw-probably/#findComment-1152169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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