Epic Orgasm Thread (NSFW, probably)

  On 10/25/2009 at 3:04 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

I'm grateful for the ideas, I just need to find the perfect one . . . actually, the cat litter box is looking better and better.

i've got it... hows abouts your wife's vagina. the perfect dumping ground!

How about some sort of ejaculation implosion where the cum goes inside your body?

jizz in a rizla, dry it out and smoke it

Onto the ceiling. Let it hide up there all quivering and nervous til she goes out and then sneak it out the back door (hur hur, I said 'back door').

beard

  On 10/25/2009 at 2:59 PM, Plum said:

  On 10/25/2009 at 2:57 PM, Squee said:

Don't you have a pet or something that would work as a receiver?

 

 

 

a golden receiver

lool

An empty muller corner? There's usually one lying around.

use it as glue and become a collage artist

by the time you pick a bloody idea, you'll have already done the deed! Hurry up!

worst thing about masturbation is when you can't stop the cum coming out of penis, or when penis flips inside of your body like a sock.

I'm gonna be a dick and suggest toilet paper.

or maybe :pedobear:

spunk in your wife's underwear, she won't say shit because she's cheating on you.

Find a fungus.

  On 10/25/2009 at 6:40 PM, essines said:

spunk in your wife's underwear, she won't say shit because she's cheating on you.

haha fuck yea so good

Milk jug.

wait, if she's cheating on you she has no right to give you shit for masturbating. go stand up to her and call her bluff.

3 options:

1. onto the dirty dishes

2. between two matresses

3. the wall behind the computer

the answer is quite simple... your bum

  On 10/25/2009 at 3:02 PM, Squee said:

The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh.

 

you'd be laughing till it snaps your dick off with its beak

  On 10/25/2009 at 10:39 PM, karmakramer said:

  On 10/25/2009 at 3:02 PM, Squee said:

The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh.

 

 

you'd be laughing till it snaps your dick off with its beak

No, because I would do a cum-airstrike.

  On 10/26/2009 at 12:19 AM, Squee said:

  On 10/25/2009 at 10:39 PM, karmakramer said:

  On 10/25/2009 at 3:02 PM, Squee said:

The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh.

 

 

you'd be laughing till it snaps your dick off with its beak

 

No, because I would do a cum-airstrike.

touche

do it on the dear gaarg thread

Double up on mansize tissues, catch the cum, wrap it up, flush it away.

Other than that bubba69's ideas sound good. Hes clearly fucking done it before as well lol.

Have you cum yet btw?

if not, he's gonna have some blue almost violet balls, reminiscent of your past complications