Americans, what are your thoughts on deodorant/cologne?

I ejaculate into my armpits each morning - the ladies love my musk.

Were it not for L'Oreal Men Expert I'd smell like a rotting corpse.

i dip my face in a bucket of perfumed fermenting semen twice, once in the morning and evening, and usually after doing a bit of jenkem.

I never really wear cologne, maybe if I'm dressed up fancy. I've got a sampler bottle of something called Men 212 that I like

i always make sure to liberally apply some turkey grease to coat my nipples

  On 6/16/2011 at 11:24 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

I never really wear cologne, maybe if I'm dressed up fancy. I've got a sampler bottle of something called Men 212 that I like

this?

i have a bottle of it too and have been wearing that a lot lately. its a very nice summery scent. i smell a lot of powder and grapefruit in it.

nothin says i'm a man like powdered fruit

  On 6/16/2011 at 3:36 PM, luke viia said:

nothin says i'm a man like powdered fruit

lol. im not sure how many ladies you would attract smelling like stale beer and motor oil, but go for it.

it's all good, you can smell as pretty as you want

i just smell like old spice and coffee

  On 6/16/2011 at 3:40 PM, jules said:

  On 6/16/2011 at 3:36 PM, luke viia said:

nothin says i'm a man like powdered fruit

 

lol. im not sure how many ladies you would attract smelling like stale beer and motor oil, but go for it.

That seems to work for rednecks down here in the south, actually. Just depends on who you try, or don't try to attract. Or something.

  On 6/16/2011 at 3:34 PM, jules said:

  On 6/16/2011 at 11:24 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

I never really wear cologne, maybe if I'm dressed up fancy. I've got a sampler bottle of something called Men 212 that I like

 

 

this?

 

 

 

i have a bottle of it too and have been wearing that a lot lately. its a very nice summery scent. i smell a lot of powder and grapefruit in it.

Yes thats the one. I actually might buy some when this runs out. I normally don't know which to choose because I can't try them in shops, the whole section normally hums so much you can't tell what you're smelling, plus I think they smell different on you after a bit of time.

My friend read that book The Game and got something from it where you put a different cologne on each wrist and then use 'which is better' as an icebreaker, and it worked for him. although I personally wouldn't have, she had a big mole.

Eau D'bouef