sneaksta303 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 In a perfect world, a person would be able to choose how they die. Yes, that's possible for suicide, but I'm not talking about suicide. I want to be murdered quick and painlessly by a serial killer. That way I'll have my own chapter in at least 1 book. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) the classic scene. lying on a comfortable bed telling my wife and possibly kids that i love them, then closing my eyes forever. then my ghost bones the shit out of my wife. Edited November 30, 2009 by Smettingham Rutherford IV Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 When I'm 85 (or whatever) and I'm coughing blood as well as shitting and pissing it, I'm going to eat a cup of applesauce with an entire bottle of potassium gluconate blended into it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177134 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) Never really thought about this till now. I'd like to fall from the very tip of the Earths atmosphere (just after breaking in) only to fall slowly downward and speed up faster and faster, falling in a really cold atmosphere over some cold dead land with the sun shinning just over the water as I inevitably land in the ice cold water I will close my eyes and remember all my happy moments. I think I would like all this done while listing to Cliffs or Eno's An Ending. That or maybe just flung into space like an ant being flicked off into the air. Where my body can float aimlessly in space where it can crash into some planet or asteroid of maybe even found by an Advanced Alien Civilization who can then revive me. Or maybe just sacrificed for the benefit of all man kind. Edited November 30, 2009 by ZiggomaticV17 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 i want to get displaced from this dimension by the antichrist's coming, something has to exit this dimension when he enters right? i'll have to stay in hell until christ takes care of that, but when he gets back to hell, who better to displace than me? i assume i'd have to go heaven or an unpopulated earth after that, where i'll have all the books to myself! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Just die in my sleep Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 On 11/30/2009 at 8:03 AM, Adjective said: i want to get displaced from this dimension by the antichrist's coming, something has to exit this dimension when he enters right? i'll have to stay in hell until christ takes care of that, but when he gets back to hell, who better to displace than me? i assume i'd have to go heaven or an unpopulated earth after that, where i'll have all the books to myself! lets just hope your glasses don't break Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 In glorious battle. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Inside the worlds prettiest Vagina. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 in hand to hand combat with Burt Reynolds. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor74 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Falling, after climbing something spectacular... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 tonight, in my sleep anything to avoid the goddamned Christmas season Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarion Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 drowning in a pool filled with peppermint oil. Unorthodox, I know. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Echo Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I want to get blasted in the face with a shotgun at point blank range in front of a huge crowd of people. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 this chart has the most common way you will die based on ethnicity and age: http://awesome.good.is/transparency/web/0911/causes-of-death/flash.html this topic is very inspiring...contemplating your mortality gives me a lot of motivation unfortunately though, i do not ever plan to die Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 The way I'm feeling right now, I couldn't care less. So incredibly rough. blaaarrggghhh Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Something like this. Fast forward to 5:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiDXfKQg9W0 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain James Mission Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I don't want to die... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 i find a hidden strength (made from pure love) that gives me the superhuman strength to hold up a massive girder whilst 100s of children of every ethnic background escape form a collapsing building. just as the last child passes through (who is also the cutest of the lot and trailing a scuffed teddy bear), my strained and bulging biceps finally give in, and i die, but die happy for the first time in my life. this is broadcast live across the world. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177264 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retape Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 on acid while listening to acid (acid mix) in a pool of acid. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Retape's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 ps. this is shortly after rekindling a relationship with my ex wife after she divorced me for putting my work as a commercial spaceflight tycoon before her and the kids Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'd be happy to die whilst ejaculating 12litres into cheryl cole's butt. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Hard, with a vengeance... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 On 11/30/2009 at 2:57 PM, ward said: I'd be happy to die whilst ejaculating 12litres into cheryl cole's butt. i had never found cheryl attractive until this weekend when i noticed her nice brown eyes and lovely dimples. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 i really don't care how it happens, but i want to die far away from civilization so that my body decomposes and blends into everything else. if i get buried in a box i'm going to be very upset. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51126-how-do-you-want-to-die/#findComment-1177310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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