How do you want to DIE?

In a perfect world, a person would be able to choose how they die. Yes, that's possible for suicide, but I'm not talking about suicide.

I want to be murdered quick and painlessly by a serial killer. That way I'll have my own chapter in at least 1 book.

the classic scene.

lying on a comfortable bed telling my wife and possibly kids that i love them, then closing my eyes forever.

then my ghost bones the shit out of my wife.

When I'm 85 (or whatever) and I'm coughing blood as well as shitting and pissing it, I'm going to eat a cup of applesauce with an entire bottle of potassium gluconate blended into it.

Never really thought about this till now.

I'd like to fall from the very tip of the Earths atmosphere (just after breaking in) only to fall slowly downward and speed up faster and faster, falling in a really cold atmosphere over some cold dead land with the sun shinning just over the water as I inevitably land in the ice cold water I will close my eyes and remember all my happy moments. I think I would like all this done while listing to Cliffs or Eno's An Ending.

That or maybe just flung into space like an ant being flicked off into the air. Where my body can float aimlessly in space where it can crash into some planet or asteroid of maybe even found by an Advanced Alien Civilization who can then revive me.

Or maybe just sacrificed for the benefit of all man kind.

i want to get displaced from this dimension by the antichrist's coming, something has to exit this dimension when he enters right?

i'll have to stay in hell until christ takes care of that, but when he gets back to hell, who better to displace than me?

i assume i'd have to go heaven or an unpopulated earth after that, where i'll have all the books to myself!

Just die in my sleep

  On 11/30/2009 at 8:03 AM, Adjective said:

i want to get displaced from this dimension by the antichrist's coming, something has to exit this dimension when he enters right?

i'll have to stay in hell until christ takes care of that, but when he gets back to hell, who better to displace than me?

i assume i'd have to go heaven or an unpopulated earth after that, where i'll have all the books to myself!

lets just hope your glasses don't break

In glorious battle.

Inside the worlds prettiest Vagina.

in hand to hand combat with Burt Reynolds.

Falling, after climbing something spectacular...

tonight, in my sleep

anything to avoid the goddamned Christmas season

drowning in a pool filled with peppermint oil.

Unorthodox, I know.

I want to get blasted in the face with a shotgun at point blank range in front of a huge crowd of people.

this chart has the most common way you will die based on ethnicity and age:

http://awesome.good.is/transparency/web/0911/causes-of-death/flash.html

this topic is very inspiring...contemplating your mortality gives me a lot of motivation

unfortunately though, i do not ever plan to die

The way I'm feeling right now, I couldn't care less. So incredibly rough. blaaarrggghhh

Something like this.

Fast forward to 5:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiDXfKQg9W0

I don't want to die...

i find a hidden strength (made from pure love) that gives me the superhuman strength to hold up a massive girder whilst 100s of children of every ethnic background escape form a collapsing building. just as the last child passes through (who is also the cutest of the lot and trailing a scuffed teddy bear), my strained and bulging biceps finally give in, and i die, but die happy for the first time in my life. this is broadcast live across the world.

on acid while listening to acid (acid mix) in a pool of acid.

ps. this is shortly after rekindling a relationship with my ex wife after she divorced me for putting my work as a commercial spaceflight tycoon before her and the kids

I'd be happy to die whilst ejaculating 12litres into cheryl cole's butt.

Hard, with a vengeance...

  On 11/30/2009 at 2:57 PM, ward said:

I'd be happy to die whilst ejaculating 12litres into cheryl cole's butt.

i had never found cheryl attractive until this weekend when i noticed her nice brown eyes and lovely dimples.

i really don't care how it happens, but i want to die far away from civilization so that my body decomposes and blends into everything else. if i get buried in a box i'm going to be very upset.