How do you want to DIE?

  On 12/1/2009 at 2:51 AM, zaphod said:

back to back with a large black man, surrounded by federal agents

which one of you says "i'm gettin' too old for this"

Sleeping next to my love, falling from the sky, or this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin

"Diver D4 was shot out through the small jammed hatch door opening, and was ripped apart. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimeters (24 inches) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig’s derrick, 10 meters (30 feet) directly above the chambers. His death was most likely instantaneous and painless."

i think i'd want to fall of the edge of the map

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:39 AM, Adjective said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 2:51 AM, zaphod said:

back to back with a large black man, surrounded by federal agents

which one of you says "i'm gettin' too old for this"

the black guy has been shot several times and is wheezing. he looks at me and says "you go on. get outta here" i say, "no way i'm leaving you behind with this trash", motioning at a pile of dead hispanic migrant workers. he thinks for a moment, then nods, then smiles. "you always were a stubborn son of a bitch". i laugh and run a hand through my gigantic mullet. "we go out the way we came in". we both pause, lock eyes, and simultaneously say "kicking and screaming" then turn and open fire on a squad car before we're torn apart by a hail of bullets.

4.5/10. mullets almost seem passé now.

sorry that wasn't up to the high standard you've set with your posts

death by onyxia's vag

giant egg slicer.

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:59 AM, zaphod said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:39 AM, Adjective said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 2:51 AM, zaphod said:

back to back with a large black man, surrounded by federal agents

which one of you says "i'm gettin' too old for this"

 

the black guy has been shot several times and is wheezing. he looks at me and says "you go on. get outta here" i say, "no way i'm leaving you behind with this trash", motioning at a pile of dead hispanic migrant workers. he thinks for a moment, then nods, then smiles. "you always were a stubborn son of a bitch". i laugh and run a hand through my gigantic mullet. "we go out the way we came in". we both pause, lock eyes, and simultaneously say "kicking and screaming" then turn and open fire on a squad car before we're torn apart by a hail of bullets.

I want to be the guy yelling "HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE GODDAMMIT!" and then I slip off the hood of the car (I gave a speech up there moments before to talk some sense into you guys) and fall on my keys. I'm bleeding everywhere when Skytree comes over, hands me a cigarette, and asks, "a bar huh? You still looking for a partner?"

i wanna die the same time the rest of the world dies

happy

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:59 AM, zaphod said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:39 AM, Adjective said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 2:51 AM, zaphod said:

back to back with a large black man, surrounded by federal agents

which one of you says "i'm gettin' too old for this"

 

the black guy has been shot several times and is wheezing. he looks at me and says "you go on. get outta here" i say, "no way i'm leaving you behind with this trash", motioning at a pile of dead hispanic migrant workers. he thinks for a moment, then nods, then smiles. "you always were a stubborn son of a bitch". i laugh and run a hand through my gigantic mullet. "we go out the way we came in". we both pause, lock eyes, and simultaneously say "kicking and screaming" then turn and open fire on a squad car before we're torn apart by a hail of bullets.

Ha!

Vaporized by a massive amount of concentrated energy, or in a lonely, dimly lit ER room with the young nurses in the background making laughter, the curtains closed, while I struggle for my last breath and pass away painfully from some lung related disease in my 60s.

Ring out

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:59 AM, zaphod said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 4:39 AM, Adjective said:

  On 12/1/2009 at 2:51 AM, zaphod said:

back to back with a large black man, surrounded by federal agents

which one of you says "i'm gettin' too old for this"

 

the black guy has been shot several times and is wheezing. he looks at me and says "you go on. get outta here" i say, "no way i'm leaving you behind with this trash", motioning at a pile of dead hispanic migrant workers. he thinks for a moment, then nods, then smiles. "you always were a stubborn son of a bitch". i laugh and run a hand through my gigantic mullet. "we go out the way we came in". we both pause, lock eyes, and simultaneously say "kicking and screaming" then turn and open fire on a squad car before we're torn apart by a hail of bullets.

LOL

eating a toothbrush in front of a sold out crowd in a football stadium

i want to be in a motherfucking rocket that fucking blows up or some shit