How do you want to DIE?

  On 11/30/2009 at 11:10 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

either that or i'd do heroin before I die, that way I can't lose.

Take it from me, a heroin OD is probably one of the best ways to go. I "died" twice in March of '08. I don't remember either time. Just shot, then boom, out. Both times were accidental, due to some super potent shit. Caught me off guard. Make sure no one is around though, as waking up in the ER, only to have a catheter shoved in your dick, is no fucking fun. Don't do drukqs kids. Just weed.

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:50 PM, keltoi said:

  On 11/30/2009 at 2:57 PM, ward said:

I'd be happy to die whilst ejaculating 12litres into cheryl cole's butt.

 

i had never found cheryl attractive until this weekend when i noticed her nice brown eyes and lovely dimples.

NSFW

  On 11/30/2009 at 2:02 PM, Retape said:

on acid while listening to acid (acid mix) in a pool of acid.

lol

my best friend died last week, apparently from quick and unexpected poisoning from one of his homebrews. one of the better ways to go probably

  On 11/30/2009 at 4:37 PM, ezkerraldean said:

my best friend died last week, apparently from quick and unexpected poisoning from one of his homebrews. one of the better ways to go probably

alcohol or drug homebrews?

choking on my clones cock

  On 11/30/2009 at 4:37 PM, ezkerraldean said:

my best friend died last week, apparently from quick and unexpected poisoning from one of his homebrews. one of the better ways to go probably

shit. more info if you have it please, i homebrew.

i homebrew too. don't know yet. but that's probably what it was. don't know how it could kill you so suddenly either. unless he used some dodgy yeast that makes methanol instead of ethanol, or tried to brew some wild berries that turned out to be poisonous or some shit. i'm assuming it was homebrew that finished him off. it looks likely though

he's going to have a message in old norse runes on his stone, thanks to my efforts. he'd love that. fucking victory

On my death bed, maybe I will record my death rattle and then sample it when I'm a ghost.

i always rather fancied the idea of being eaten alive by a sneak of weasels.

reading boc poetry

I reckon I'd like to blow up from a line of pure coke whilst recording acid in my secret lair.

Soon.

Not hungry.

death by snoo-snoo

killed and eaten by a pack of wolves

in an atmospheric epic story end.

  On 11/30/2009 at 1:58 PM, idrn said:

i find a hidden strength (made from pure love) that gives me the superhuman strength to hold up a massive girder whilst 100s of children of every ethnic background escape form a collapsing building. just as the last child passes through (who is also the cutest of the lot and trailing a scuffed teddy bear), my strained and bulging biceps finally give in, and i die, but die happy for the first time in my life. this is broadcast live across the world.

Ha.

As for me? I'd call for a press-release type event where all of my friends are invited. On the day of, after chatting them up for a few minutes, I'd walk up to the podium, tap the mic, clear my throat and once I got everyone's attention... spontaneously explode into confetti like a popped balloon. No mess, no hard feelings. Dinner will be served.

id like to die suddenly and painlessly. id also like it to come unexpectedly.

i would want to die in the most beneficial way possible

busting my load onto some big ass titties

If I don't die inside the worlds prettiest vagina then I won't die at all, thats a fact.

back to back with a large black man, surrounded by federal agents

i want to die in a large black man.

  On 11/30/2009 at 11:09 PM, iamabe said:

death by snoo-snoo

lol, that really jogged my memory