how do you wipe?

To the left, take it back now ya’ll

1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp

Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha real smooth

Turn it down, to the left

Take it back now ya’ll

1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp

Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha now ya’ll

Now it’s time to get funky

To the right now, to the left

Take it back now ya’ll

1 hop this time, 1 hop this time

Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps

Slide to the left, slide to the right

Criscross, criscross

Cha Cha real smooth

Let’s go to work

To the left, take it back now ya’ll

2 hops this time, 2 hops this time

Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps

Hands on your knees, hands on your knees

Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa

Come on, Cha Cha now ya’ll

Turn it down, to the left

Take it back now ya’ll

5 hops this time

Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp

Right foot again, left foot again

Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp

Freeze, Everybody Clap yo hands

Come on ya’ll, check it out

How low can you go?

Can you go down low?

All the way to da floor?

How low can you go?

Can you bring it to the top?

Like it never never stop?

Can you bring it to the top?

1 hop, right foot now

Left foot now ya’ll

Cha Cha real smooth

Turn it down, to the left

Take it back now ya’ll

1 hop this time,1 hop this time

Reverse, Reverse

Slide to the left, slide to the right

Reverse Reverse, reverse reverse

Cha Cha now ya’ll

Cha Cha again

Cha Cha now ya’ll

Cha Cha again

Turn it down

To the left, that it back now ya’ll

2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops

Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp

Charlie Brown, hop it out now

Slide to the right, slide to the left

Take it back now ya’ll

Cha Cha now ya’ll

Turn it down

To the left, take it back now ya’ll

3 hops this time

Right foot now, left foot now ya’ll

Cha Cha it out

Turn it down

To the right, to the right ya’ll

To the left, take it back now ya’ll

4 hops this time

Right foot now now ya’ll, left foot now ya’ll

Cha Cha now ya’ll

Cha Cha again, Cha Cha again

Turn it down

Take it back now ya’ll

Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp

6 hops this time

Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp

Right foot 2 stomps, Left foot 2 stomps

Criscross, Criscross

Slide to the left, Slide to the right

Let me hear you clap yo hands

Cha Cha now, Cha Cha again

Turn it down

To the left, take it back now ya’ll

2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops

Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps

Hands on your knees, hands on your knees

Aahhhh yaaaa, get funky with it

Get down now ya’ll,

Come on, come on

Cha Cha now ya’ll

Let’s go to work

listen to it again. he says hump.

i haven't wiped once since the clean breaks thread where i learned about the back arching technique, but I was formally a stander, a wadder, and a front to backer.

usually because of a mage, fucking aggro stealing cunts.

I wrote an essay on the absolute best wiping techniques because i am a master wiper but i cant find it because anything useful ever written on watmm is gone now.

HOW DO YOU WIPE???

HOW CAN SHE WIPE????

I learned everything i know about how to wipe from WATMM. the 2 handed buffwipe. pushing th efinger right up inside. showering before and after pooping. carrying a pooprag around in a little ziplog bag etc. farting on my wife's neck (technically not relevant here) but now it, like everything on WATMM, over 48hrs old is jettisoned (sp?) into the ethernets, never to be seen again.

my mum wipes me clean while she occupies me with her boobies.

handy wipes. Very handy

  On 12/13/2009 at 11:04 AM, takeshi said:

I use the three shells.

Three seashells to be exact.

very gingerly right now because i think i have a fissure which is probably induced by troon-related stress

  On 12/14/2009 at 12:18 PM, kaen said:

usually because of a mage, fucking aggro stealing cunts.

l2tank

stick vigilance on highest aggroing dps nubcakes

just so everyone knows, if you're not bleeding, you're not clean yet

middle digit get deep in and give it a twirl, repeat until spotless or slightly blood stained

Go outside. Find a small tree or bush. Squat and walk back and forth over it letting the branches and leaves wipe and catapult the turdage to fuck knows where as it whips back up.

The natural way!

Drag your arse across the carpet.

she's groundmopping lol

Noooooooo, not on the fucking experiment.

i don't have to worry about wiping ever since i got this catheter put in. i just have to worry about leaking.

Colostomy tube FTW!

  On 12/15/2009 at 2:28 AM, chassis said:

Colostomy tube FTW!

dude, catheters are no fun. ok? don't make fun of me.

  On 12/15/2009 at 2:58 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 12/15/2009 at 2:28 AM, chassis said:

Colostomy tube FTW!

 

dude, catheters are no fun. ok? don't make fun of me.

 

 

 

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fuck you.

 

Catheter or no catheter you are beautiful and Paul said I can say this.

Edit : So did Sam.

Just coverin' my tracks.

I wipe my ass with a cactus. It teaches me not to make such messy shits