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SR4 Grand Master

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good lord i had a close one tonight.

 

was eating at some viet place for some good pho, and i was used to be waited on by the lady that runs the front of house...

 

what i didn't expect was apparently her daughter coming over to our table and making conversation

 

"So, you like Vietnamese food?"

"You worked in a hotel? Hmm...you will have to come back with some bottled water and show me how to pour it"

 

add on that she's most likely underage, and you have an incredibly awkward, silent dinner full of anxiety, and pent up pure sexual rage

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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I see nothing wrong with this scenario apart from you apparently being homosexual

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

kaini Grand Master

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yeah but if you've spent a week on watmm you know that lumpenprol is a degenerate. null and void.

edited for clarity

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  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

lumpenprol Grand Master

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:emotawesomepm9: , well at least admit you don't quite get the "pent up sexual rage" part. Embarrassment I can understand but rage? Edited by lumpenprol
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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

SR4 Grand Master

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oh its rage. i want to pound the poonanny into submission and tower over it like a viking with a sunbeam streaming down onto my crown of dragonbones

 

 

actually, i think the girl may be in college, why else would she have shown up just now?

 

 

 

should I actually return with a bottle of water? thoughts, your thoughts please

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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  On 12/29/2009 at 3:27 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

oh its rage. i want to pound the poonanny into submission and tower over it like a viking with a sunbeam streaming down onto my crown of dragonbones

 

 

actually, i think the girl may be in college, why else would she have shown up just now?

 

 

 

should I actually return with a bottle of water? thoughts, your thoughts please

 

lol, have at it man!

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

SR4 Grand Master

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return with a bottle of KY Jelly/

 

does that come in bottles/

 

 

christ im sad

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SR4 Grand Master

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the problem is me and my idiot peni

 

I havent been with a girl for....I havent even been with a girl

 

I don't even know what they look like, for fucksake, it was probably Art Garfunkel.

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karmakramer Grand Master

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Ah... yeah I suck at meeting people too, and its been a good year since I was with a girl for a long period of time. Just turn your brain off, most guys who get a lot of sex are morons I find. Make sure she is 18+ then go back, I wouldn't bring the water, but see if she mentions something again. If she flirts more, just be like, "hey sorry I didn't bring a bottle, but heres my number... give me a call sometime, I'll teach you all about water pouring... I'm really really good at it, so it will be worth your time! I usually charge the people I train in water pouring, but I like you, so this one will be on me (then smile and slide her the number on a piece of paper)"...

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SR4 Grand Master

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she's probably reading this right now.

 

I probably just flirted with Yegg.

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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lol. If that doesn't work remember there's an open offer for you to come to china and be a porn star

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

SR4 Grand Master

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i can get the sex....but what about the love?

 

wheres the porno love, lumpy?

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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  On 12/29/2009 at 3:51 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i can get the sex....but what about the love?

 

wheres the porno love, lumpy?

 

 

love is a many splendored thing that grows over the years.

 

In the interim you can settle for a young girl who cleans the floor in lingerie and cooks for you. That'll put a spring in your step.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

lumpenprol Grand Master

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there's incremental progress...can't be more specific than that...

 

The cleaning the floor in lingerie is totally true, I came home a few days ago and she was mopping in a skimpy silk teddy I brought her last time I came back from the States, my heart swelled with fond perversion.

 

But I haven't yet figured out what I'm supposed to do with her. I actually introduced my previous hookerfriend to my mom and had her come out to dinner with my employees, as I knew she could pass as my real gf (though hilariously, some of my employees figured it out). But this latest one is tiny and 19...we go out in public but I'm not sure otherwise...will have to make up my mind at some point whether I want to broadcast to the world at large...

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

SR4 Grand Master

SR4

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wow...sound successful...chinese playboy.

 

wish you luck on that front man...so far grad school is going well, dont wanna risk it...yet anyway

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SR4 Grand Master

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  On 12/29/2009 at 4:49 AM, Yegg said:

Viet girls are crazy, hit it but don't cross it otherwise you'll end up being the base of her next pot of pho broth.

 

 

how accurate is this statement?

 

personally i find sexxing a lady and then being chopped up for pho sounds awesome.

 

 

its a good thing i only get the seafood version.

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