Guest Yegg Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I think the American-born Viet girls are a little less insane. My friend recently broke up with one and she stuck a Snickers bar in the gas-tank of his parents car for every month they had been together, lol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 i can't really lose then. im pretty sure she's american born...she was wearing the not-overly gaudy pink sweat/hoodie thing and some nerdy designer glasses.....from my experience foreign born younger ladies appear to be ridiculously stuck up. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 (edited) On 12/29/2009 at 4:59 AM, Yegg said: I think the American-born Viet girls are a little less insane. My friend recently broke up with one and she stuck a Snickers bar in the gas-tank of his parents car for every month they had been together, lol. i've done that tbh. Some things are universal. Edited December 29, 2009 by Rambo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 if you date rambo, you know there's gonna be some hurt somewhere down the line. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 were snickers ever called marathons in the US? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 bring a water bottle filled with sperm and teach her to pour it down her back and slap herself on the ass Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 no. i will smack the ass. i run the sex. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 your hands should be busy on the video camera and cigar Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 that's ok, wikipedia always hears my cries. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 right now you're michael j fox in casualties of war. you need to be sean penn. be sean penn in casualties of war. stop shaking, take control and kidnap that bitch and make her your sex slave. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 don't listen to him. be michael j. fox in teen wolf. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 be a man get it done soldier Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 sex slaves are pretty sweet. i have been told. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199239 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 3:14 AM, lumpenprol said: I see nothing wrong with this scenario apart from you apparently being homosexual LOL If you don't want a girl's attention, a "fistfull of dollars" usually does the job Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 i don't like my skrimps lookin' at me when i eat them! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 6:31 AM, zaphod said: be a man get it done soldier Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said: Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 8:24 AM, AJW said: On 12/29/2009 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said: Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time" I don't know, I'm not a cheap asian whore. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 8:33 AM, chenGOD said: On 12/29/2009 at 8:24 AM, AJW said: On 12/29/2009 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said: Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time" I don't know, I'm not a cheap asian whore. Well we actually understand and speak perfect English, but the accent and general faulty grammar is a turn-on for most men. It's all show. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 (edited) On 12/29/2009 at 3:01 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: good lord i had a close one tonight. was eating at some viet place for some good pho, and i was used to be waited on by the lady that runs the front of house... what i didn't expect was apparently her daughter coming over to our table and making conversation "So, you like Vietnamese food?" "You worked in a hotel? Hmm...you will have to come back with some bottled water and show me how to pour it" add on that she's most likely underage, and you have an incredibly awkward, silent dinner full of anxiety, and pent up pure sexual rage Rather hot turkish girl at some kofke burger place i went to today, was lowering her upper body orientation to show off her perfect tits beautifully presented in her low cut top, at lunch today. I wanted to look more but her dad walked up and noticed me noticing his daughter's chest. Twas an awkward moment for both of us, but not the daughter for some reason. She kept right on teasing me. gah !! Her sister was ok as well. Edited December 29, 2009 by delet... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Whatever you do, don't give her your number. Get hers instead. This is canon. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199526 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Not with a mouthful of Sum Yung Guy... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 (edited) Fuckin lol SR4 please, next time take her immediatley into the kitchen fill something up with water and pour it out into the sink, before you're finished she'll have your flies unzipped giving you head and you'll be handcuffed and charged for peadophilia within a few months. Struggling Vietnamese restaurant files lawsuit, gets money, continues to fund business. Edited December 29, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 3:01 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: "You worked in a hotel? Hmm...you will have to come back with some bottled water and show me how to pour it" do it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/2/#findComment-1199599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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