Incredibly awkward flirty waitresses

I think the American-born Viet girls are a little less insane. My friend recently broke up with one and she stuck a Snickers bar in the gas-tank of his parents car for every month they had been together, lol.

i can't really lose then.

im pretty sure she's american born...she was wearing the not-overly gaudy pink sweat/hoodie thing and some nerdy designer glasses.....from my experience foreign born younger ladies appear to be ridiculously stuck up.

  On 12/29/2009 at 4:59 AM, Yegg said:

I think the American-born Viet girls are a little less insane. My friend recently broke up with one and she stuck a Snickers bar in the gas-tank of his parents car for every month they had been together, lol.

i've done that tbh. Some things are universal.

if you date rambo, you know there's gonna be some hurt somewhere down the line.

were snickers ever called marathons in the US?

bring a water bottle filled with sperm and teach her to pour it down her back and slap herself on the ass

no. i will smack the ass.

i run the sex.

your hands should be busy on the video camera and cigar

that's ok, wikipedia always hears my cries.

right now you're michael j fox in casualties of war. you need to be sean penn. be sean penn in casualties of war. stop shaking, take control and kidnap that bitch and make her your sex slave.

don't listen to him. be michael j. fox in teen wolf.

be a man

get it done soldier

sex slaves are pretty sweet.

i have been told.

  On 12/29/2009 at 3:14 AM, lumpenprol said:

I see nothing wrong with this scenario apart from you apparently being homosexual

LOL

If you don't want a girl's attention, a "fistfull of dollars" usually does the job

i don't like my skrimps lookin' at me when i eat them!

  On 12/29/2009 at 6:31 AM, zaphod said:

be a man

 

get it done soldier

Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!"

  On 12/29/2009 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said:

Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!"

Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time"

  On 12/29/2009 at 8:24 AM, AJW said:

  On 12/29/2009 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said:

Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!"

 

Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time"

I don't know, I'm not a cheap asian whore.

  On 12/29/2009 at 8:33 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 12/29/2009 at 8:24 AM, AJW said:

  On 12/29/2009 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said:

Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!"

 

Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time"

 

I don't know, I'm not a cheap asian whore.

Well we actually understand and speak perfect English, but the accent and general faulty grammar is a turn-on for most men. It's all show.

  On 12/29/2009 at 3:01 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

good lord i had a close one tonight.

 

was eating at some viet place for some good pho, and i was used to be waited on by the lady that runs the front of house...

 

what i didn't expect was apparently her daughter coming over to our table and making conversation

 

"So, you like Vietnamese food?"

"You worked in a hotel? Hmm...you will have to come back with some bottled water and show me how to pour it"

 

add on that she's most likely underage, and you have an incredibly awkward, silent dinner full of anxiety, and pent up pure sexual rage

Rather hot turkish girl at some kofke burger place i went to today, was lowering her upper body orientation to show off her perfect tits beautifully presented in her low cut top, at lunch today. I wanted to look more but her dad walked up and noticed me noticing his daughter's chest. Twas an awkward moment for both of us, but not the daughter for some reason. She kept right on teasing me.

gah !!

Her sister was ok as well.

Whatever you do, don't give her your number. Get hers instead.

This is canon.

Not with a mouthful of Sum Yung Guy...

Fuckin lol SR4 please, next time take her immediatley into the kitchen fill something up with water and pour it out into the sink, before you're finished she'll have your flies unzipped giving you head and you'll be handcuffed and charged for peadophilia within a few months. Struggling Vietnamese restaurant files lawsuit, gets money, continues to fund business.

  On 12/29/2009 at 3:01 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

"You worked in a hotel? Hmm...you will have to come back with some bottled water and show me how to pour it"

do it.