Incredibly awkward flirty waitresses

My dad took me out for dinner once and the waitress said she was sure she knew me from some club that I'd never been to... sort of sounded like she thought I was some guy she'd fucked, and I think my dad thought I was bullshitting him when I said I'd never seen her before. Very awkward. But I think my dad respects me for that sexual conquest that never happened.

Coalbucket,

You missed a great opportunity to play along, get the digits and go in for the kill.

pour water?

work in a hotel?

so can pourwater?

me so confused

just go back but take some interesting conversation so she doesn't embarrass herself with flirty nonsense again

and post photos

It sounds you need to practice your game asap, and this girl is perfect for it. You got nothing to lose, mang.

  On 12/29/2009 at 4:04 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 12/29/2009 at 8:24 AM, AJW said:

  On 12/29/2009 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said:

Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!"

 

Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time"

 

Only if she was Japanese - as far as I can recall, Vietnamese can pronounce "Ls" just fine.

Shut up and get me a Cheese McMac

  On 12/30/2009 at 12:23 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

take it to its logical conclusion

No, I'm not having a threesome with her dad.

;-p