Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 My dad took me out for dinner once and the waitress said she was sure she knew me from some club that I'd never been to... sort of sounded like she thought I was some guy she'd fucked, and I think my dad thought I was bullshitting him when I said I'd never seen her before. Very awkward. But I think my dad respects me for that sexual conquest that never happened. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/3/#findComment-1199615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Coalbucket, You missed a great opportunity to play along, get the digits and go in for the kill. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/3/#findComment-1199633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 pour water? work in a hotel? so can pourwater? me so confused just go back but take some interesting conversation so she doesn't embarrass herself with flirty nonsense again and post photos Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/3/#findComment-1199646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 It sounds you need to practice your game asap, and this girl is perfect for it. You got nothing to lose, mang. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/3/#findComment-1199865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 4:04 PM, Joyrex said: On 12/29/2009 at 8:24 AM, AJW said: On 12/29/2009 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said: Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time" Only if she was Japanese - as far as I can recall, Vietnamese can pronounce "Ls" just fine. Shut up and get me a Cheese McMac Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/3/#findComment-1199874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 On 12/30/2009 at 12:23 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: take it to its logical conclusion No, I'm not having a threesome with her dad. ;-p Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51969-incredibly-awkward-flirty-waitresses/page/3/#findComment-1199957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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