Fart Chamber

We need a Roland Fart 2600.

(shartner)

I do like the idea of a panic room/fart chamber combo. Two things that are MUST HAVES in my dream house.

I WUZ IN THE FART CHAMBER FOR DAYS .

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

  On 2/9/2012 at 10:48 PM, Fred McGriff said:

I do like the idea of a panic room/fart chamber combo. Two things that are MUST HAVES in my dream house.

Yes, but they need to include Jodie Foster and Kristen Stewart though. If not real/cloned versions then real doll versions would suffice.

ENTER THE 36 CHAMBERS

dammit, i keep misreading the thread title as Chart Chamber

http://io9.com/5886529/japanese-fart-scrolls-prove-that-human-art-peaked-centuries-ago

falu chambu

the gray horse knows what's up

the truest depiction of WATMM bachelor home life.

I don't know. Lion having sex with a guy is pretty bad ass.

does asparagus make our farts smell different or just our piss?

yes and no

only piss makes our farts smell different, so if we eat a lot of asparagus and then drink a lot of piss, we approach science

we can only hope to approach science

*bumps fart threads, in the name of science, farts freely inside the Fart Chamber*

Anyone tried buying groceries in one of these yet?  Seems like the safest way.  Ooh Safeway should rename their store Fartchamber.

any chamber meant to indefinitely contain 100% of a fart gas will have to be made of some heavy material, which would probably make it quite unwieldy and immobile.

  On 4/3/2020 at 10:05 PM, randomsummer said:

any chamber meant to indefinitely contain 100% of a fart gas will have to be made of some heavy material, which would probably make it quite unwieldy and immobile.

Uh, why? You can store a fart in a jar, and that's just glass

  On 1/26/2014 at 3:20 PM, Velazquez said:

*bumps fart threads, in the name of science, farts freely inside the Fart Chamber*

solid bump pelks

  On 4/3/2020 at 10:48 PM, Joyrex said:

Uh, why? You can store a fart in a jar, and that's just glass

If you read back through the thread, we're concerned about storing the fart forever, with no leakage in or out.  All real materials are porous to gases to some degree, even if very little.  I think we settled to the point that some neutron star material made of degenerate matter would be the best candidate.

Why bother storing farts if you can continually make them by carefully managing your intestinal gas formation? You can achieve remarkable consistency in pressure and scent if you do things right.