watmm is an insanely awesome mystery

One of my favourite things about this forum is actually troon's rotating avatars. It's almost like getting a new patron saint for each day. (not sure which saints day calendar he's following if indeed he is following one. I should check with my mum.)

edit: update, clearly not as today is St Thomas Aquinas, not St James the Just

We Are the Music-Makers

We are the music-makers,

And we are the dreamers of dreams,

Wandering by lone sea-breakers,

And sitting by desolate streams.

World-losers and world-forsakers,

Upon whom the pale moon gleams;

Yet we are the movers and shakers,

Of the world forever, it seems.

With wonderful deathless ditties

We build up the world's great cities,

And out of a fabulous story

We fashion an empire's glory:

One man with a dream, at pleasure,

Shall go forth and conquer a crown;

And three with a new song's measure

Can trample an empire down.

We, in the ages lying

In the buried past of the earth,

Built Nineveh with our sighing,

And Babel itself with our mirth;

And o'erthrew them with prophesying

To the old of the new world's worth;

For each age is a dream that is dying,

Or one that is coming to birth.

- William Edgar O'Shaughnessy

"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god damn uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia! YEEE HAW! Gut Blowout! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me all your Slack! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of..."

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  On 1/28/2010 at 5:05 PM, AJW said:

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Um, did you just transcribe this text from tape?

Ah, yes, we're on wattem here:)

Personally, i feel like a bit of an outsider, but at the same time i don't really care. My post count reflects this attitude. Nobody ever said "read the rules" to me, so i guess it doesn't really matter if i read them or not.

  On 1/28/2010 at 4:55 PM, troon said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 4:21 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

This place is an interesting entity. Like an imaginary playground that we all let our imaginary inner-child out into to play and occasionally get raped by the imaginary inner-pedophiles of other crazy people.

 

Shit, did I do something wrong to the internet by writing that word?

  On 1/28/2010 at 5:00 PM, Masonic Boom said:

One of my favourite things about this forum is actually troon's rotating avatars.

I used to laugh at Fred McGriff's avatars.

i am in awe at the mystery of watmm's insanity

also internet discussion music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMMz00NOwxI

said i don't know anything about internet? man i am internet! and internet is me!

poop joke

fuck everybody

  On 1/28/2010 at 7:22 PM, sneaksta303 said:

fuck everybody

good way to get aids

http://soa.ms11.net/bugchasers.jpg

^^^^^ever so slightly NSFW

  On 1/28/2010 at 6:21 PM, kanarie said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 5:05 PM, AJW said:

"..."

 

 

(Tape runs out.)

 

Um, did you just transcribe this text from tape?

 

Ah, yes, we're on wattem here:)

 

Personally, i feel like a bit of an outsider, but at the same time i don't really care. My post count reflects this attitude. Nobody ever said "read the rules" to me, so i guess it doesn't really matter if i read them or not.

lees de regels

I've been painstakingly transcribing every post on watmm into a text to speech program and I am going to pitch and arrange them into an opera.

  On 1/28/2010 at 4:12 PM, acidphakist said:

I'm turned on by the density of mental illness this board generates.

same with me!

at least 70% of the people on watmm either have some serious psychological/mental health issues or are drug addicts/alcoholics. there is probab;y some kind of overlap with mental problems, drug addictions, and IDM, yet i can't seem to pin it down to exactly what it is about all three

seriously fuck everyone

  On 1/28/2010 at 8:59 PM, sneaksta303 said:

seriously fuck everyone

  On 1/28/2010 at 8:55 PM, chax said:

same with me!

 

at least 70% of the people on watmm either have some serious psychological/mental health issues or are drug addicts/alcoholics. there is probab;y some kind of overlap with mental problems, drug addictions, and IDM, yet i can't seem to pin it down to exactly what it is about all three

i'd say there definitely a higher rate here than on any Britney Spears forum but not 70%.

  On 1/28/2010 at 9:01 PM, IRARI said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 8:59 PM, sneaksta303 said:

seriously fuck everyone

 

ok then everyone else can fuck off

  On 1/28/2010 at 7:40 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 6:21 PM, kanarie said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 5:05 PM, AJW said:

"..."

 

 

(Tape runs out.)

 

Um, did you just transcribe this text from tape?

 

Ah, yes, we're on wattem here:)

 

Personally, i feel like a bit of an outsider, but at the same time i don't really care. My post count reflects this attitude. Nobody ever said "read the rules" to me, so i guess it doesn't really matter if i read them or not.

 

lees de regels

Once again

Not reading the fucking rules!

I am gay for butts.

you're just gay

for butts

8===========D

with butt