watmm is an insanely awesome mystery

hi thread ..

bye thread ..

  On 3/14/2010 at 9:45 PM, Capsaicin said:

whats a masonic boom

It helps you to speak through a ring modulator.

it's bad enough that my server is down and i have to put me torrent on the living pC .. wasting precious bullshit bandwidth .. nao you want me to ... so many stupid allusions one could go for .. sie ... + ;-# @ yekk and friends ..

ok fukit i'll join the wars ... she doesn't merit a modulator that comes ring accompanied, cause that would suggest that it has the ability to evacuate all that built up meritless fainepretence of ficklehate ..

  On 3/15/2010 at 8:08 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 3/14/2010 at 9:45 PM, Capsaicin said:

whats a masonic boom

 

It helps you to speak through a ring modulator.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:

Long time the manxome foe he sought—

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"

He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

  On 3/15/2010 at 9:10 AM, Atop said:

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!"

 

He took his vorpal sword in hand:

Long time the manxome foe he sought—

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

And stood awhile in thought.

 

And as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

 

One, two! One, two! and through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

 

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"

He chortled in his joy.

 

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

brilliant!

Been on here just over a year now and am just starting to fall in love with you guys...

...seriously though, I had foolproof plans to throttle half of you

watmm is an insanely awesome mystery

last post

  On 1/28/2010 at 1:41 PM, kaen said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 12:31 PM, Masonic Boom said:

it already turned me on before I came.

word

beat me to it lol

oh

lol

  On 3/17/2010 at 7:34 AM, bubbhasdance said:

Been on here just over a year now and am just starting to fall in love with you guys...

 

...seriously though, I had foolproof plans to throttle half of you

 

Me too and I'd been planning for about 5 years!

I'm only here for LUDD.

  On 1/28/2010 at 3:47 PM, Masonic Boom said:

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by

watching two girls one cup...

 

 

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

I would die a happy man if I met a girl who was into scat porn.

  On 5/9/2010 at 1:53 AM, GrandPopPoplock said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 3:47 PM, Masonic Boom said:

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by

watching two girls one cup...

 

 

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

 

 

I would die a happy man if I met a girl who was into scat porn.

i met a girl at a bar who was very open about her desire to get peed on. i think she may have been a prostitute. true story

  On 5/8/2010 at 11:33 PM, uptown devil said:

watmm is an insanely awesome mystery full of miracles

fixt

  On 5/9/2010 at 2:01 AM, uptown devil said:

  On 5/9/2010 at 1:53 AM, GrandPopPoplock said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 3:47 PM, Masonic Boom said:

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by

watching two girls one cup...

 

 

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

 

 

I would die a happy man if I met a girl who was into scat porn.

 

i met a girl at a bar who was very open about her desire to get peed on. i think she may have been a prostitute. true story

So you peed on her, right?

  On 5/9/2010 at 2:01 AM, uptown devil said:

  On 5/9/2010 at 1:53 AM, GrandPopPoplock said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 3:47 PM, Masonic Boom said:

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by

watching two girls one cup...

 

 

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

 

 

I would die a happy man if I met a girl who was into scat porn.

 

i met a girl at a bar who was very open about her desire to get peed on. i think she may have been a prostitute. true story

lol There's A LOT of prostitute's where I live . I could probable find one who's into that ( about 90% of 'em are men though , sooo....yeah )

I got to peek at where the sun does not shine

she forgot to close the curtains

how kind

i got my mail order x-ray spy glasses i was a normal guy but...

i just want to glance at her nipples

they are getting bigger and bigger

wow, her nipples have tripled in size i was a normal guy but...

now i am turning into a peeping tom

now i am turning into a peeping tom

now i am turning into a peeping tom

  On 5/9/2010 at 6:11 AM, bacteriatastic said:

I got to peek at where the sun does not shine

she forgot to close the curtains

how kind

i got my mail order x-ray spy glasses i was a normal guy but...

i just want to glance at her nipples

they are getting bigger and bigger

wow, her nipples have tripled in size i was a normal guy but...

 

now i am turning into a peeping tom

now i am turning into a peeping tom

now i am turning into a peeping tom

In two years this is the second post I've seen from you and LOL.

the resurrecter

*internet forum thread from years ago*

*suddenly brought back to front page*

*I have no posts in it*

oh thank god

I was really wondering why this thread got bumped.

Somehow "the resurrecter" didn't give my curiosity the satisfaction it was expecting.

sorry

http://forum.watmm.com/topic/29-watmm-funny-quotes-thread/

http://forum.watmm.com/topic/53272-watmm-funny-quotes-graveyard-thread/

i make a nest out of those posts like an internet chiken like the chiken that oma just flew into petr's house and cuddle up inside