WATMM Funny Quotes Graveyard Thread

  LUDD said:

if that joke by the sun wasn't already in the funny quotes thread i would quote it in the funny quotes thread

lol

lol @ Chris too

  chris moss acid said:

  Rambo said:

today is may the 18th of 2009, wednesday 55 minutes past 11

 

 

no today is may 19th of 2009, tuesday five minutes past twelve.

haha... i think you will find it's 2009 (5th month of) 25th minute past midnight of the 19th day

  messiaen said:

americans can stfu about the date, what kind of retarded logic leads you to order it month/day/year. its just plain, straight up, retarded shit.

5/18/09

May 18th, 2009.

way to break funny quotes thread.

^lol

lol

edit: at the printing out thing

  tauboo said:

lol

 

edit: at the printing out thing

for real

Tauboo

oops..

You should have stopped at 15,000?

Tauboo

huh?

no, noob C... you have to quote stuff from other threads that are 'funny'.

  On 7/13/2009 at 3:23 AM, Capsaicin said:

  On 7/13/2009 at 2:15 AM, Overand said:

  On 7/13/2009 at 2:11 AM, Brian Tregaskin said:

 

 

I just had a lolocaust.

Holy shit lol!

  On 8/24/2009 at 10:19 AM, tec said:

  On 8/4/2009 at 9:23 PM, Brian Tregaskin said:

you have access to all the gear, you're 16 years-old and your dad is god. he's sleeping, mama too, you go to a party and kill the dancefloor djing some of the old man's unreleased gems.

you're 22 now, papa showed you how to use the machines, you're starting to get as skilled as him. the year is 2028, robots are replacing humans, papa richard got cloned.

2046: afx is the new wagner, he's got his own festspielhaus. rushup edge has become a place of pilgrimage for fans all over the world.

2053: death of aphex twin. the heritage is yours, the clone is making some of the finest tunes ever heard by human ears. you have the power to change the world, but you take too much cocaine and you die. afx's clone is still there, he has no conscience but keeps doing gigs and releasing albums.

2101: afx's clone controls the earth, drukqs 2 is out on warp. humans kill themselves when they hear the music.

10044: it was all a dream and you were in a coma for 8000 years. you look at yourself in a mirror and what do you see: you are actually harry potter.

LOL

yes . gold medal post there, Brian

fuckin' lol

LOL

  On 8/29/2009 at 6:46 AM, vasio said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 3:40 AM, beatfanatic said:

no such thing as good electro...

 

 

  On 8/29/2009 at 11:28 AM, Plum said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 6:46 AM, vasio said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 3:40 AM, beatfanatic said:

no such thing as good electro...

 

 

jesus fucking christ, LOL

  On 8/27/2009 at 10:35 PM, BCM said:

more from morphis. this guy's a genius...

 

  On 8/27/2009 at 4:12 PM, morphis2525 said:

bro i tried to uncompress the 4th track and it gave me this file is corupt bull shit. i am using winrar. any advise, should i just redl?

 

the first three tracks are hard as virgin pecker, and tight as virgin pussy. rats off to you

 

 

  On 8/27/2009 at 4:14 PM, morphis2525 said:

  On 8/27/2009 at 3:14 AM, chris moss acid said:

<br />yeah its coming out on 12" vinyl on [<i>A POPULAR AND GOOD RECORD LABEL</i>] somewhere between 2009 winter /2010 spring along with a few other amazing tracks plucked and shined up from my tb-303 song making tree.<br /><br />SO WATCH OUT!<br />

<br /><br /><br />

 

I'll definantly be watching out.

This wins.

And makes me sad. I may never speak to Morphis a/k/a Mavis again.

  On 8/30/2009 at 8:54 AM, triachus said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:35 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 8:16 PM, Hautlle said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 7:53 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 8/29/2009 at 12:09 PM, analogue wings said:

 

i'm more disturbed by the strange lumps on her thighs than the tattoo.

 

Where are there any thighs in this picture? That's an armpit lol

 

oh wow, i thought her tits were her ass and her chin and armpit were the back of her thighs.

holy Fucking LOL

HERE IT IS!!! man i am so sorry you guys i totally didnt realize there was already this exact thread. man how embarrassing ..

i bet my favorite quote is already in here too. drat.