WATMM Funny Quotes Graveyard Thread

^ holy shit real life lol out loud out loud at "whipped a tear from his eye"

true perhaps, but i dont get it being funny.

i guess because i call petr an idiot?

fucking lol

omlol

epic

this fucking thread has me in god damned tears. holy bat shit lols.

  On 11/26/2009 at 2:41 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 11/25/2009 at 8:24 PM, Alcofribas said:

one of the things about this movie is that the ATLiens are blue, obv referring to picasso's blue period which quite honestly makes me wanna play guitar and you know what? i'm not going to apologize for that. zaphod can take his dick-sucking opinion about movies and suck its dick.

 

fred can fuck his deer-hunter stupid ass post your most top 10 drunk wow i peed my butt/tv/threw my control throw my gf's asshole and fuck his ass.

 

and awepittance can get fucked by the goddamned terrorist conspiracy twin towers, right in his girl ass butt. they'll blow smoke in his ass.

 

and lol alzado can come on in with his oh so controversial no homo/wait am i really homo threads. yeah, come on over ghey wad.

 

you know what? encey can come over too b/c he's a closet homo.

 

and troon, you know what, +1 my dick in your mom's eyeball, ok?

 

yegg, wow, why don't you post something soooo shocking????

 

hey abusivegeorge, feel like posting a lol? stupid drunkard.

 

gues what else? LUDD will post something like totally irreverent and fucking lolarious b/c he doesn't fuck around. oh wait, he does, b/c he's a srupid fuck.

 

hey kaen, why you break through the drywall surrounding your fucking vagina?

so lol

oh my lol

That is an epic lol. *round of applause*.

  On 12/13/2009 at 4:54 AM, chaosmachine said:

  On 12/13/2009 at 4:22 AM, LUDD said:

"My amount is little, but my support is sincere"

 

Yizhao Lang, Wikipedia 2009

fucking lol

i've thought of so many douchey things like that to say if I ever lifted myself off my ass to donate to wikipedia.

we should set up something like that for people who donate to Watmm

  On 1/10/2010 at 11:41 PM, Spec said:

you're doing it wrong

  Quote

猫の下痢好きですか: or when you start fapping to porn on your monitor, close your eyes, 4 minutes later you're done and there's a sandwich and glass of orange juice sitting on your desk that wasn't there before

LMAO

  On 2/26/2010 at 3:31 AM, lumpenprol said:

from ae subforum

 

  On 2/26/2010 at 1:09 AM, jaderpansen said:

pf, go home! right before i was made and my dad was cuming into my mom, a fart of relief left his sweating body sounding like the 6th track of their forthcoming album "ungaytled"... it's going to be avantonal, technical death metal played diagonally over samples of that sprite commercial soundtrack by raymond scott, all held together by their most complex beat yet, timed in floor plans of CERN/4 btw...

LOL

lol

  On 11/27/2009 at 9:41 PM, dr lopez said:

  On 11/26/2009 at 2:41 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 11/25/2009 at 8:24 PM, Alcofribas said:

one of the things about this movie is that the ATLiens are blue, obv referring to picasso's blue period which quite honestly makes me wanna play guitar and you know what? i'm not going to apologize for that. zaphod can take his dick-sucking opinion about movies and suck its dick.

fred can fuck his deer-hunter stupid ass post your most top 10 drunk wow i peed my butt/tv/threw my control throw my gf's asshole and fuck his ass.

and awepittance can get fucked by the goddamned terrorist conspiracy twin towers, right in his girl ass butt. they'll blow smoke in his ass.

and lol alzado can come on in with his oh so controversial no homo/wait am i really homo threads. yeah, come on over ghey wad.

you know what? encey can come over too b/c he's a closet homo.

and troon, you know what, +1 my dick in your mom's eyeball, ok?

yegg, wow, why don't you post something soooo shocking????

hey abusivegeorge, feel like posting a lol? stupid drunkard.

gues what else? LUDD will post something like totally irreverent and fucking lolarious b/c he doesn't fuck around. oh wait, he does, b/c he's a srupid fuck.

hey kaen, why you break through the drywall surrounding your fucking vagina?

so lol

  On 9/20/2011 at 10:47 PM, dr lopez said:

  On 11/27/2009 at 9:41 PM, dr lopez said:

  On 11/26/2009 at 2:41 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 11/25/2009 at 8:24 PM, Alcofribas said:

one of the things about this movie is that the ATLiens are blue, obv referring to picasso's blue period which quite honestly makes me wanna play guitar and you know what? i'm not going to apologize for that. zaphod can take his dick-sucking opinion about movies and suck its dick.

fred can fuck his deer-hunter stupid ass post your most top 10 drunk wow i peed my butt/tv/threw my control throw my gf's asshole and fuck his ass.

and awepittance can get fucked by the goddamned terrorist conspiracy twin towers, right in his girl ass butt. they'll blow smoke in his ass.

and lol alzado can come on in with his oh so controversial no homo/wait am i really homo threads. yeah, come on over ghey wad.

you know what? encey can come over too b/c he's a closet homo.

and troon, you know what, +1 my dick in your mom's eyeball, ok?

yegg, wow, why don't you post something soooo shocking????

hey abusivegeorge, feel like posting a lol? stupid drunkard.

gues what else? LUDD will post something like totally irreverent and fucking lolarious b/c he doesn't fuck around. oh wait, he does, b/c he's a srupid fuck.

hey kaen, why you break through the drywall surrounding your fucking vagina?

so lol

jesus christ this is still so fucking funny

jesus cunting lolchrist

b/c he's a srupid fuck being the highlight

  On 9/21/2011 at 12:37 AM, Alcofribas said:

basically, anything by the Jamsautechre. kind of like a cross between a few different things, really tripped out in the end with psychedelic panning effects (definitely listen to this on 5.1 surround x2 if you can). actually, the first time i heard this with 10.2 speakers i was tripping myself off with mushrooms and drugs and mom was definitely not home, so...sweet! i put on their first cd in one room and their last cd in the next (by climbing over my balcony onto the neighbor's and crawling into their windows and using their set-up while they were at work -- wicked!). so, their first cd is only like 10 mins so that was over pretty quick and then i just had their last cd but it was harder to hear through the walls. not the best set up but fuck me if it wasn't totally trippy and psychedelio. but yeah, get their first one "Ambr" and the last one "Aber"

ahahaah

  On 2/2/2010 at 7:52 PM, Alcofribas said:

r ess - pretty cool. more of an intro than a song. i think "r ess" means either "res," viz resonance, or maybe RS like, i dunoo, maybe some one's initials or like "Rob Sombie" or something.

 

 

ilanders- first autechre song with electric guitar. starts off slow, like just plucking around, you know like noodling or whatever. but then a wicked ae beat comes in, really tight compressed kicked with like really fast drum rolls all over the place. also the first ae track with vocals. as far as i can tell these are the lyrics:

 

using energy we create this recording

if you are sound of mind

you won't mind

our sick pads and their sense of forboding

 

(that las line might be "sons of fur-coating?" but wtf is that??

 

known(1) - literally the best song. reminds me of LUDD, kinda dumb but like brilliant at the same time. sick beats/ambient stuff.

 

 

pt2ph8 - i think the title refers to peer-to-peer gaming or something (is that even a thing?). anyway, this starts off very cinematic, lush orchestral swells, dark heavily reverbed brass looming in the periphery. then it conveys perfectly the following: you're in a nightmare, but it's a cube, but it's the house you grew up in. it's so weird b/c you know your way around perfectly but it feels like you're getting to the different rooms a lot faster than it should take. so: are the hallways smaller? or are you bigger/faster? fucking does your head in the way they do this.

 

 

qplay - kinda shite

 

see on see - made entirely of samples of water this piece is ambient but a bunch of times a big break beat just randomly comes in, like totally un-quantized and makes me think they didn't even know it was happening or something. pretty mental, the samples of the ocean are totally manipulated beyond recognition so it basically sounds just like the bass line in "vose in."

 

Treale - by this time i was pretty wasted so i feel like my observations might not be as objective. by the time this track comes on the album has already been playing for 65 minutes. so, you're kinda sick of it. this track sounds really gay, like, in a gay way: there's this 909 beat with a cute little whistling moog sound over the top (think snoop dog's first record) and a vocal sample that's saying either "dicks, eat 'em" or "this is IDM." i dunno, the voice sounds kinda like my ex so i skipped this one.

 

os veix3 - completed wasted by this point. i tried to turn this one up b/c it's really ambient but accidentally pressed the buzzer for my doorbell thus letting my mates in. they were like, "hey, is this the new ae?" and i was like, "dude, i don't even fucking know anymore." they told me this track was mega turbo ambient and i have no reason to doubt them.

 

O=0 - obviously a pisstake b/c this one is just 15" of silence (cf the title, lol @ ae)

 

d-sho qub - this one had me loling hardcore. the title is a play on the phrase "fo-sho, cuz" which is slang for "for sure, cousin," or basically, "yeah, dude." it sounds like they're using a korg ms-20 through a boss dd6 and then sampling that with an ensoniq eps with customized parameters and then filtering this through a korg wavestation? i think i also hear cs80, ems synthi100, and some buchla oscillators in there. it starts off really fucking creepy. like, creepy as fuck. like, i left my house at this point.

 

st epreo - depressing tune. a remix of "maetl" although at first it sounds like a remix of "silverside." really dark pads hover over a coffin-heavy bass line (probably a roland super jupiter). the beat sounds like it's composed entirely of samples from coltrane/rashid "interstellar space," although my mate pointed out that i was so fucked by this point that i had actually put on interstellar space but forgot and thought it was still oversteps.

 

redfall - via email i was told this was from a scrapped soundtrack for "redwall" but who knows. anyway, this sounds A LOT like the first track on incunabula. actually, my mate said i was at this point listening to incunabula. the song is lush, ambient synth strings with nice soft attacks. they sound metallic but gentle and soothing. leads into "bike" which totally surprised me. i was like "bike? on oversteps?" and i mean like the actual song, not a remix. mental.

 

krYlon - mental drill n bass thingy.

 

Yuop - the entire album, played in reverse, sped up X100, through a ring modular and buffer override. surprisingly the best tune.

 

8/10

haha, wtf is that? did he listen to a fake? did he imagine the whole thing based on the song titles?

  On 10/24/2011 at 1:18 PM, Gocab said:

haha, wtf is that? did he listen to a fake? did he imagine the whole thing based on the song titles?