why is cheese so god damned expensive?

god damn, every time cheese comes up in conversation everyone masturbates all over the place. isnt anyone concerned with inflating cheese prices? the cheese man, the cheese!

i heard in italy parmesan cheese is super expensive, as expensive as it is anywhere else even though it comes from there

Might have to make a stop here this weekend.

yuo guys are being asinine

i'm going to open a cheese shoppe where i buy up all of the town's cheese and charge even more for it.

I love all kinds of cheese - even the stinky ones.

Also, dry Spanish cheese and some dried up Spanish ham is pure win.

because the freemasons run the government

Cheese is the mark of civilzation. I'd go as far to say that those countries who do not produce cheese have no civilization. In fact no I'll go further. When it comes to select a large proportion of the Earth's population to die due to massive overpopulation and its our only hope left, we do it on the basis of cheese. What I'm suggesting is that we kill all asians because they neither eat nor produce cheese (paneer doesn't count) and would rather eat polar bear testes to compensate for their little willies or whatever, in an effort to save the planet. So cheese is awesome and a mark of true male virility and culture and patriotism. If you don't eat cheese you're a barbarian. And it can't be produced by chinese slave labour so it's expensive.

i just wrote a huge ode to cheese, but the machine just gobbled it up.

anyway,

i could eat feta and olives all.fucking.day.

and a lovely pongy stilton.

god damn i want some fucking cheese right now.

i made panini the other day. it had celery walnut pesto, mesquite smoked turkey, pickles, and loads of goat cheese. it was OUT OF CONTROL WITH FLAVOR

best cheese in the world, 30 minutes away

best cheese in the U.S. maybe

i haven't had cheese from outside of the US so i guess i have to agree. i was also exaggerating but, yeah.

Cheese scones

I don't buy cheese because I make my own. What I basically do is growing 10 ingrown toenails, then I wait a few weeks until there is enough moisture buildup under each nail.

I was thinking the same thing yesterday. I just wanted to simple Jarlsberg Swiss for my sandwiches and it's like $10/lb.

I notice a big difference between different stores, though. So I try to get my cheese from the cheaper one, but it's also the least convenient for me to get to.

I fucking love cheese.

Any love for gouda?

  On 2/24/2010 at 8:29 PM, Squee said:

Any love for gouda?

I fucking love that creamy cheesy gouda in my mouth all day and all god damn night

Cheese is expensive because cows need the money for crack and Fabergé eggs

  On 2/24/2010 at 7:05 PM, scones to die for said:

 

http://www.rogue.com/locations/food.php

ffffuuuu

HOLY SHIT!!! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!

after fred's various stilton threads (i think the last was about his toenail or something) I went out and promised myself that I'd return with some fucking stilton cheese.

anyway long story short it was $25 for a tiny amount of cheese so I couldn't do it.

You've got to pick where you spend your money... cheese doesn't do it for me like say bread with a quality balsamic vinegar.

  On 2/24/2010 at 8:29 PM, Squee said:

Any love for gouda?

Sure thing.

  On 2/24/2010 at 10:02 PM, Franklin said:

You've got to pick where you spend your money... cheese doesn't do it for me like say bread with a quality balsamic vinegar.

Cheese AND bread together is the best!

  On 2/24/2010 at 7:58 PM, JohnTqs said:

 

best cheese in the world, 30 minutes away

It's alright for American cheddar, but, really, no. You gots ta branch out!

  On 2/24/2010 at 8:36 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

  On 2/24/2010 at 8:29 PM, Squee said:

Any love for gouda?

I fucking love that creamy cheesy gouda in my mouth all day and all god damn night

YES!