What Is The Most Feminine Thing About You?

all man here

fuck you fags

i have cried to "Ex-Factor" by Lauryn Hill on more than one occasion

  On 3/16/2010 at 9:47 PM, acidphakist said:

Well, I _say_ that I want a nice girl...I always lament that there are no nice girls left. But when I go to the bar, I always leave with the biggest asshole girl and sleep with her.

lol

Sitting down to pee. Not in a public restroom though -- if they have a locking door I've taken to micturating in the sink.

I also use an apricot facial scrub every day, and a grapeseed oil facial peel twice a week. It helps with facial breakouts what can I say. This is why I fucking like having a beard but that's not an option any more due to the faggots at work.

I routinely take 20 and 30 minute showers.

I'm reading a Susan Sontag book.

I use a coconut scented shampoo.

I get my hair done at a salon, not a barber.

But I smoke cigars and like scotch. And I make beer.

I haven't actually cried in about 15 years, probably some emotional trauma there stemming from childhood physical and emotional abuse.

I bitch a lot. I was on the phone once and in a bad mood and said to my dad, "you know I get my period about every 3 days" to which he just laughed.

if i actually listed everything i think everyone would be a little weirded out, plus some of it is personal. suffice to say i have a strong feminine side.

i wear girl's shirts

and porn disgusts me

  On 3/17/2010 at 11:06 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

porn is hilarious when you're not in the mood

true, i like porn for humourous reasons.

like teradactyl porn, or milky enema, or smurf porn.

but as for getting off to it, I would find that impossible.

i don't have a hairy back

  On 3/17/2010 at 3:11 PM, triachus said:

i don't have a hairy back

for shame

me neither.

My fingernails are longer than those of most girls I encounter, like the ones I work with.

But I will cut them soon. It's getting hard to type.

Definetly my dick.

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:21 AM, sidewinder said:

My fingernails are longer than those of most girls I encounter, like the ones I work with.

 

But I will cut them soon. It's getting hard to type.

urgh, that's not feminine, that's poor hygiene.

my long flowing asshair

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:28 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:21 AM, sidewinder said:

My fingernails are longer than those of most girls I encounter, like the ones I work with.

 

But I will cut them soon. It's getting hard to type.

 

urgh, that's not feminine, that's poor hygiene.

Poor hygiene because I haven't cut my nails in a bit over a week?

So women with long nails are dirty?

probably my personality...i dunno

oh wait, yeah i do.....ive noticed looking at videos of myself I tend to do a lot of gay-ish hand movements, limp wrists, etc etc....i dunno what the hell for, i look like a feral frenchman or something.

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:31 AM, sidewinder said:

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:28 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:21 AM, sidewinder said:

My fingernails are longer than those of most girls I encounter, like the ones I work with.

 

But I will cut them soon. It's getting hard to type.

 

urgh, that's not feminine, that's poor hygiene.

Poor hygiene because I haven't cut my nails in a bit over a week?

 

So women with long nails are dirty?

yeah. you know how much crud can accumulate underneath long fingernails? gross.

i do that too but only at home when I'm in my bathrobe

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which seems to be all the time

I guess being in my bathrobe a lot is feminine too, innit? Or is that more of a caucasian G thang?

edit: i was "me too"-ing smettingham, not hoodie, but was too slow

fuck no man, be proud to wear a morning robe. ....means you have class

id wear that shit to work everyday if i could get away with it.....incredibly loose and flowing garments are always better than tight confined ones.

I wear skirts because they're incredibly loose and flowing.

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:40 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

fuck no man, be proud to wear a morning robe. ....means you have class

 

 

id wear that shit to work everyday if i could get away with it.....incredibly loose and flowing garments are always better than tight confined ones.

I'm all pride man, no worries. I once wanted to mix in my robe but it turned out to be a chilly day. Fail. Will deffo do that this summer though.

I dunno. I use moisturiser?

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:34 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:31 AM, sidewinder said:

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:28 AM, Hoodie said:

  On 3/19/2010 at 3:21 AM, sidewinder said:

My fingernails are longer than those of most girls I encounter, like the ones I work with.

 

But I will cut them soon. It's getting hard to type.

 

urgh, that's not feminine, that's poor hygiene.

Poor hygiene because I haven't cut my nails in a bit over a week?

 

So women with long nails are dirty?

 

yeah. you know how much crud can accumulate underneath long fingernails? gross.

You know there are things like soap and brushes too, right?

Do you know how much crud can accumulate in a butt crack? We should do away with them.

He could need them to play his classical guitar?