Aphex Twin "What is the Most IDM Thing" Bracketology 2010

So the very first hints of pollen are in the air and your sinuses begin to lubricate. Spring is springing, March Madness has opened its delicate petals juuuuust ever-so-slightly, and it's time to do what everyone everywhere on the planet does every year at this time: Determine the MOST IDM THING!! Yes!! The games are right around the corner but first we must pluck the field of competitors from the breadth and depth of our collective minds.

It's the 4th annual "What is the Most IDM Thing" Tournament! In 2009 it was Antarctica and its vast icy glory! in 2008, Black Holes usurped the competition! 2007 grew a big nasty Beard!! What will be the last IDM thing standing in 2010, spending the rest of the year on its throne, endlessly surveying its conquered horizons and all of the minions in between? Only we can decide! Only we can argue! Only we will experience the drama. "The tension will be thick enough to dickslap!"

Here is the tournament schedule:

Week 1

Today and Tomorrow: Phase 1, Brainstorming

Saturday-Sunday: Phase 2, Voting on who makes the field (also determines tournament seeding)

Week 2

Monday: Opening round of competition. 64 teams will be competing.

Tuesday: Round 2 of competition. The winning 32 teams compete

Wednedsay: The winning 16 teams compete (Sweet Sixteen)

Thursday: 8 teams compete (Elite Eight)

Friday: Semifinals (Final 4)

Saturday - Monday: Championship Match.

The Most IDM Thing will be crowned on Tuesday, March 30th after the championship poll is closed

Remember, we're not talking about things directly instrumental in creating IDM, such as bandpass filters and fancy synthesizers mind you. An aphex twin CD is NOT an electronic music thing either, for our purposes. What we are talking about are things that inherently capture the essence of IDM on their own. Things that are things themselves.

Now it is time, my friends, to choose the field of competition for the 4th Annual What is the Most IDM Thing Bracketology. Suggest your picks and brainstorm away! We will put as many things mentioned in this thread as possible in the next poll to determine the top 64 teams.

tits

grey nose hairs

flying a hovercraft through a technopolis

toucans

islands

mercury

disproportional fake tits

sock boner

sock puppet boner

mini skirt boner

Tourettes

Cooking

Docking

Möbius Strip

fractal broccoli

eating bar-snacks inside an elephants butt

  On 3/18/2010 at 3:51 PM, Fred McGriff said:

fractal broccoli

Nice

Oh, and Herefordshire

magnets

UFOs

I'd like to submit the following:

LargeHadronCollider, has already claimed a few lives by instilling fear and will possibly detect the Higgs boson which is a very IDM thing in and of itself.

Sleep deprivation, I experience this a lot and have to say that it goes with all kinds of incredibly IDM auditive and visual hallucinations and sometimes crazy kinesthetic shit happens like falling through the chair you're sitting in or becoming part of a table.

Leonid Rogozov, performed an appendectomy on himself while he was in Antarctica and meticulously recorded the event, here's a picture:

  On 3/18/2010 at 3:56 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

I'd like to submit the following:

 

LargeHadronCollider, has already claimed a few lives by instilling fear and will possibly detect the Higgs boson which is a very IDM thing in and of itself.

Sleep deprivation, I experience this a lot and have to say that it goes with all kinds of incredibly IDM auditive and visual hallucinations and sometimes crazy

traditional powerhouses!

smoking a pipe inside a space helmet (got robbed last year)

sam rockwell in moon

tourettes

watching bob ross in your underpants

getting slightly injured by bees only to then die from a rare reaction that causes you to burst into flames

licorice rolling papers

david bowie in space

unexploded ww2 bombs

carmex

eating heinz spaghetti out of the can

  On 3/18/2010 at 4:05 PM, kaen said:

 

david bowie in space

 

I will support this to the end.

nice ones kaen

dutch ovening your mum

projectile pooping

foreskin water balloning

box, the robot from logan's run

farting in the bath

taking a shit while your girlfriend is having a girly oil and candles bath

putting soemthing in your butt

eating chilli while masturbating

eating whilst masturbating is definitely idm.

masonic boob

  On 3/18/2010 at 4:05 PM, kaen said:

unexploded ww2 bombs

from my adventures in belgium...very idm

  On 3/18/2010 at 4:15 PM, keltoi said:

dutch ovening your mum

 

projectile pooping

 

foreskin water balloning

i think these are just scottish things

Bill Paxton-themed pinball machines

lols no way can that machine have been produced more than 2 times. That's a guys garage who makes game machines and he made that for shits and wiggles I guess

Bill Paxton has played an amazing amount of uber douchey B's in his career, its pretty impressive