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i would love to have lion back. i would love to see weed's bewbs.

  On 4/15/2010 at 9:42 PM, we_kill_soapscum said:

i would love to see weed's bewbs.

honestly mate, you really really wouldn't.

  On 4/15/2010 at 9:50 PM, margaret thatcher said:

  On 4/15/2010 at 9:42 PM, we_kill_soapscum said:

i would love to see weed's bewbs.

 

honestly mate, you really really wouldn't.

  On 4/15/2010 at 10:47 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 4/15/2010 at 9:50 PM, margaret thatcher said:

  On 4/15/2010 at 9:42 PM, we_kill_soapscum said:

i would love to see weed's bewbs.

 

honestly mate, you really really wouldn't.

i think you would.

Honestly mate, you'd be like..

lol, some one shop her boobs to that pic

  On 4/15/2010 at 8:43 PM, Babar said:

  On 4/15/2010 at 12:28 PM, chassis said:

  On 4/15/2010 at 12:23 PM, psn said:

Yes it is, English is totally not consistent in writing/pronunciation. Heir, hare, hear, hair, tough, though, etc.

I'm sorry,I didnt realise you spoke it. I apologize sincerely and bow to your superior knowledge.

 

actaully english is the worst european language when it comes to linking pronunciation to spelling.

 

bow to my knowledge instead ;-)

we r 3style

  On 4/15/2010 at 11:02 PM, scones to die for said:

Honestly mate, you'd be like..

 

 

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lol

  On 4/14/2010 at 10:41 PM, scones to die for said:

  On 4/14/2010 at 5:51 PM, messiaen said:

ive been chatting with this forum for three years now.

 

 

  On 4/14/2010 at 7:49 PM, messiaen said:

but ive still been speaking to you for three years,

I proper lol'd :D

there is no LTM forum

that's the joke.

technically, it's about 3.95 years or something lol, won't hit 4 until 10 days from now. if he's the kind of guy that hates decimals, then lol he may be right

lol right

left

idm

left

sighard

blowhard

susususnight anceadatat

its possible that he has only posted for three years... I don't think I actually got very active here until late 2008

  On 4/16/2010 at 10:55 AM, xxx said:

QUALIFIER EDIT:

*When you face reality and pull enough tail, you realize that it's actually rare that you get a set of those like the Hall of Fame Nice Tits Thread. The luscious spheres at the clubs turn into downward bulbous flapjacks back at the pad but fuck it, she's letting you 'ave it; I can't feature giving the milk "thumbs down" do you turn away a woodfired grill lobster tail with clarified butter because a couple of carapace joints are askew?

 

Then, you can remember those few who just made you fall backwards the minute that bra came off. Just fucking globular, perky perfection. Think about those, I guess.

 

I said all that to say that the pictures I've seen of Weed's funbags have been "strategic" but flapjack potential exists. Who cares? Is your dick a perfect shaft that reaches to the heavens and uniform in color and shape and spurts glorious, perfectly shaped pearls of semen every time? No, you pull out this veined, purple, and red crushed joint of an appendage and hope to God it straightens out a little more or something. Actually, I've never cared about my dick except I have that banana curve and when I watched "Clueless", Brittany Murphy's character mentioned not wanting a "curved dick". I had not gotten with the ladies at that point so I thought about it for a little bit. Then I thought about the ease of fucking sickling her cunt in a cowgirl situation due to the curvature of her ass and how a bone straight cock couldn't "clean the pipes" quite like a bananer cock in that case. Then it was cool and no woman has had any problems since.

Pure literary genius.

lol, i thoroughly approve of your derailment of the ltm thread

joyrex you would get some money for your archives

but you promised them for free 5 years ago and never delivered :-)

  On 4/15/2010 at 2:21 AM, Rambo said:

  On 4/15/2010 at 2:12 AM, baph said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQuWCa0LiiE

 

That should be placed at the top of the rules for the benefit of the visually impaired.

btw, to everyone who seems to love this video so much, that's my homie beneboi, he should be unbanned, some would say for this video alone.. I say despite the fact that he doesn't have analord 33, he should be given another chance

let my people go... home... to teh watmmz

can someone post lion's burrito video?

wish I could karma. but you are still the man....

IDM dictionary!

you'll live.....

  On 4/16/2010 at 11:26 AM, karmakramer said:

can someone post lion's burrito video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-9eM0bm0ds

  On 4/16/2010 at 12:30 PM, azatoth said:

  On 4/16/2010 at 11:26 AM, karmakramer said:

can someone post lion's burrito video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-9eM0bm0ds

fascinating!

  On 4/15/2010 at 8:43 PM, Babar said:

  On 4/15/2010 at 12:28 PM, chassis said:

  On 4/15/2010 at 12:23 PM, psn said:

Yes it is, English is totally not consistent in writing/pronunciation. Heir, hare, hear, hair, tough, though, etc.

I'm sorry,I didnt realise you spoke it. I apologize sincerely and bow to your superior knowledge.

 

actaully english is the worst european language when it comes to linking pronunciation to spelling.

 

bow to my knowledge instead ;-)

I was talking the piss out of psn. We weren't talking about English, we were talking about Irish.

  On 4/16/2010 at 12:30 PM, azatoth said:

  On 4/16/2010 at 11:26 AM, karmakramer said:

can someone post lion's burrito video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-9eM0bm0ds

lol i guess I could I have searched for it myself... still gives a laugh, the end reaction is priceless

Are you hiding Tauboo in the LTM forum?

  On 4/16/2010 at 3:42 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

Are you hiding Tauboo in the LTM forum?

*Checks on the IKEA modular shelving*

Nope