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Love that so hard

ive decided im buggering off actually. the whole thing seriously just leaves too much of a bitter taste in my mouth, yes i know internet internet etc, but ive been chatting with this forum for three years now. i havent experienced anything in a similar vein to the lifetime forum since roughly halfway through primary school. il just post my tunes and mixes for people to listen to. bye. thanks for shaping my musical taste as i explored the idm world guys. x

ps hopefully spinning at the subclub in glasgow in a month or two, if anyone is in the vicinity it would be cool to see someone there. il let you know.

don't be a numpty messiaen

i am a numpty though. i just think its basically a pretty dickish thing to do, and i have no tolerance for dicks. il just haunt the more techno orientated forums local to my locale. i only click on watmm out of habit i think anyway, il use the time more constructively getting on with my piano and production.

  On 4/13/2010 at 11:02 PM, goffer said:

Wait so 420 wasn't a LTM member? He got banned, basically, for finding a bug and letting the bug be known? I would have done the same thing for how do us non-LTM people know the rules to something we aren't affiliated with?

He didn't find the bug... anyone looking at the screenshot closely can determine who DID though. What 42Orange did was make it public.

you should come and watch me at the subby though keltoi, its not confirmed but hopefully harri is letting me play a warmup set for an hour at their subculture night. first ever gig on one of the top 5 soundsystems in the country, sweet as fuck. i shouldnt get my hopes up though

incidentally macca, if you read this, did you go and see autechre at subclub? i was on a date and had to choose between idm and other human beings and chose the obvious retarded choice of other human beings.

  On 4/14/2010 at 6:19 PM, messiaen said:

you should come and watch me at the subby though keltoi, its not confirmed but hopefully harri is letting me play a warmup set for an hour at their subculture night. first ever gig on one of the top 5 soundsystems in the country, sweet as fuck. i shouldnt get my hopes up though

i might just do that although my nights out are going to be more limited as time passes. (got a sprog on the way!)

i used to enjoy harri's work and the subclub regularly. nice one getting the chance.

anyway take it easy. it's sad to see decent peeps go as a result of this nonsense..

its kind of like if my mates started organising nights out specifically without me they probably wouldnt be my mates for very much longer. i still havent actually logged off though, bit of an unspectacular leaving paddy.

bring the wee one to the subby, sit him on the bassbin and he'l probably (quite literally) poo himself with happiness.

because ive had a dextroamphetamine and im feeling massively chatty and ive still got excitement coursing through me from finally mastering production in the last few weeks to the point where i can actually begin to chart out some of the ideas that have been stuck in my head since i was 15, im going to make a tit of myself and explain exactly why i cant just let this go as some 'internet' thing, i would actually vaguely consider all of you guys to be friends of mine.

no ive never met you and i dont really know what any of you are like, but ive still been speaking to you for three years, nearly 10,000 posts under the belt, and yet its being directly pointed in my face that the upper echelons of the forum society, who i do actually like and enjoy the conversation of, dont consider me sound enough to be stuck on a forum with me and have to segregate themselves in order to be free of my patter. its offensive, childish, and demeaning, and the last time in my life anything remotely in the same vein happened was when i was 8 years old, going through primary school with an equal mixture of having friends and being bullied, and being jibbed off on a really fun looking trip to go and cut down willow trees in favour of the athletic sporty kids. i think the whole thing is pathetic. thats without even mentioning the constant stream of lies about the denial of its existence.

i frankly dont understand how you cant see how much of a complete wanker you are being joyrex, and yeah most people dont give a shite because its just some internet forum where we talk about a bit of music and alot of utter crap, you turn it off and go back to your real life and forget about it, which i shall do, but i feel i should at least try and make my point in some way more than an internet tiffy.

ive got to stop munching these dextros, fuck. first ep due in t-minus 2 weeks though :) . i hope you guys enjoy it, its been stuck in my brain for about 6 years due to my complete inability to be bothered working out how to make electrnoic noises sound good. i will now try and not come back. in fact ban me please. il probably forget i did this by tommorow and automatically click the watmm tab as i sit down in front of the computer. il ask someone to post my tunes. enjoy your forum of selected cool people joyrex.

also heres a joke

what do you call a man in the sea with no arms or legs?

also theres a tramp round mine who has no arms, how he actually manages to even beg and buy his cheap bottles of wine is frankly beyond me. hes cool though.

actually do ban me. i cant stop talking

  On 4/14/2010 at 6:16 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 4/13/2010 at 11:02 PM, goffer said:

Wait so 420 wasn't a LTM member? He got banned, basically, for finding a bug and letting the bug be known? I would have done the same thing for how do us non-LTM people know the rules to something we aren't affiliated with?

 

He didn't find the bug... anyone looking at the screenshot closely can determine who DID though. What 42Orange did was make it public.

I looked back at that screen shot... I didn't realize who found the bug, but I did realize that I'm happy that I'm not in LTM... I mean

Mundane Thread?

High Five Thread?

LTM work in progress thread.

And that is what was found when the search yeilded results like;

Nice Tits Thread, WATMM's girlfriend thread, and nice shemales thread.

All this investigative work has just made me realize that the LTM uses fake titles like "Mundane thread" to hide all their porn.

  On 4/14/2010 at 7:51 PM, messiaen said:

also theres a tramp round mine who has no arms, how he actually manages to even beg and buy his cheap bottles of wine is frankly beyond me. hes cool though.

 

actually do ban me. i cant stop talking

i make your words mine ok?

it's easier to express my feelings with your words

jesus christ messiaen leave already.

so when do we get to see the ltm member list?

sorry, only joking...don't leave really

Oi messiaen sort it out! You're one of the posters here who seems like they'd be a good laugh in real life, I enjoy reading about your exploits/ramblings about this and that. Ignore the LTM thing, it's totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of anything ever

  On 4/14/2010 at 5:51 PM, messiaen said:

ive been chatting with this forum for three years now.

  On 4/14/2010 at 7:49 PM, messiaen said:

but ive still been speaking to you for three years,

  Groucho Marx said:

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

no for real though please let me in

ive failed miserably i keep on auto piloting to the watmm tab

yo solo glade? ive just laid down my deposit to work secret garden party, glade, and global gathering, im trying to head out to fusion in germany, and ive got free tickets to T in the park so we should meet ingest chemicals and dance like idiots to bassssssssssssssss

  On 4/14/2010 at 7:49 PM, messiaen said:

because ive had a dextroamphetamine and im feeling massively chatty and ive still got excitement coursing through me from finally mastering production in the last few weeks to the point where i can actually begin to chart out some of the ideas that have been stuck in my head since i was 15, im going to make a tit of myself and explain exactly why i cant just let this go as some 'internet' thing, i would actually vaguely consider all of you guys to be friends of mine.

 

no ive never met you and i dont really know what any of you are like, but ive still been speaking to you for three years, nearly 10,000 posts under the belt, and yet its being directly pointed in my face that the upper echelons of the forum society, who i do actually like and enjoy the conversation of, dont consider me sound enough to be stuck on a forum with me and have to segregate themselves in order to be free of my patter. its offensive, childish, and demeaning, and the last time in my life anything remotely in the same vein happened was when i was 8 years old, going through primary school with an equal mixture of having friends and being bullied, and being jibbed off on a really fun looking trip to go and cut down willow trees in favour of the athletic sporty kids. i think the whole thing is pathetic. thats without even mentioning the constant stream of lies about the denial of its existence.

 

i frankly dont understand how you cant see how much of a complete wanker you are being joyrex, and yeah most people dont give a shite because its just some internet forum where we talk about a bit of music and alot of utter crap, you turn it off and go back to your real life and forget about it, which i shall do, but i feel i should at least try and make my point in some way more than an internet tiffy.

 

ive got to stop munching these dextros, fuck. first ep due in t-minus 2 weeks though :) . i hope you guys enjoy it, its been stuck in my brain for about 6 years due to my complete inability to be bothered working out how to make electrnoic noises sound good. i will now try and not come back. in fact ban me please. il probably forget i did this by tommorow and automatically click the watmm tab as i sit down in front of the computer. il ask someone to post my tunes. enjoy your forum of selected cool people joyrex.

 

also heres a joke

 

what do you call a man in the sea with no arms or legs?

 

 

 

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terrible/old joke!

i look forward to hearing your ep.

  On 4/14/2010 at 10:53 PM, messiaen said:

ive failed miserably i keep on auto piloting to the watmm tab

 

 

yo solo glade? ive just laid down my deposit to work secret garden party, glade, and global gathering, im trying to head out to fusion in germany, and ive got free tickets to T in the park so we should meet ingest chemicals and dance like idiots to bassssssssssssssss

Busy Summer! Bangfacing? I'll hopefully be doing Glade but it might come at the same time as leaving my job and moving city, cash might be needed more for that

ive also whacked out two grand on a rave system + generator, im planning on making this summer one long binge of techno, amphetamines and cider. gonna be classss

  On 4/14/2010 at 9:06 PM, BCM said:

jesus christ messiaen leave already.

Serious. nothing worse than a drawn out departure thread. Just leave, or don't. But don't be such a drama queen.