Turn-offs while kissing

lol wtf^^

I once kissed a girl and her nose randomly started to run and some snot when in my mouth.. :/ i was quite into to her so i didnt mind that much.

if they're toothless

haha jesus christ chris, that's brutal.

edit: no love for the gummy snog?

  On 4/12/2010 at 9:36 PM, margaret thatcher said:

tongue like a washing machine, just going round and round. pulled an irish girl in a bar a few weekends ago in west kensington who did this. appalling.

 

i'm not a massive tongue fan anyway. little bit is cool.

 

 

Same here.

Bad breath is probably the biggest turn-off though.

  On 4/12/2010 at 10:03 PM, baph said:

  On 4/12/2010 at 9:23 PM, uptowndevil said:

a girl i dated a few years ago used to roll her eyes in the back of her head, but her eyelids would always remain slightly open, so if i opened my eyes i would just see white, pupiless eyes staring back at me. i broke up with her for this

 

And also because she was a great white shark?

hey man, i'm no racist

  On 4/12/2010 at 10:12 PM, chris moss acid said:

lol wtf^^

 

 

 

I once kissed a girl and her nose randomly started to run and some snot when in my mouth.. :/ i was quite into to her so i didnt mind that much.

ive had that happen to me, while gross, it wasnt necessarily completely nauseating...unless you are suggesting a huge ass blob went in.

i've never pulled a black girl. not through lack of trying.

it turns me off when they are still breathing

i would never have sex with a corpse. You get judged.

on the other hand, there's no way for a corpse to do something unexpected.

you'd be surprised. i think someone told me that female corpses can ooze and spray all sorts of liquids during intercourse.

may have been bullshit though. i'm sure yegg will let us know.

I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:02 PM, margaret thatcher said:

you'd be surprised. i think someone told me that female corpses can ooze and spray all sorts of liquids during intercourse.

may have been bullshit though. i'm sure yegg will let us know.

Is yegg a corpse really?

  On 4/12/2010 at 10:59 PM, GORDO said:

on the other hand, there's no way for a corpse to do something unexpected.

yeah corpses are reliable lovers.

i suppose you'd always be the one to do the dumping at the end of the relationship.

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:04 PM, baph said:

I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage

hey, you can make nylon from dead people

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:10 PM, margaret thatcher said:

i suppose you'd always be the one to do the dumping at the end of the relationship.

and no need for contraception.

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:10 PM, kaini said:

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:04 PM, baph said:

I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage

 

hey, you can make nylon from dead people

That's good to know; can never have too many nylons.

  On 4/12/2010 at 10:51 PM, Rambo said:

i would never have sex with a corpse. You get judged.

rules.

1) it's not gay if you're in prison.

2) it's not rape if they're already dead.

play on my friend.

Made out with a chick a few months back and everytime she would lean in she'd end up hitting her front tooth on mine. Ugh. It sent like, a chill down my spine.

  On 4/13/2010 at 12:04 AM, xxx said:

But as far as kissing--I don't like to kiss and never really have. It can be tingly and fun for about 4-5 minutes but I spent too much fucking time with puritanical girls who would just make out in my adolescence and if kissing isn't gonna get me fucked or at least the opportunity to suck a naked woman all over, then I'm out.

same here. i don't mind occasional smoochin' but i only like prolonged tongue jousting during sex.

Terrible breath.

Do you married folk ever make out anymore?

  On 4/12/2010 at 10:49 PM, keltoi said:

it turns me off when they are still breathing

"I was a necrophiliac until some rotten c*** split on me."