Turn-offs while kissing

ah-awhhh

lol

Puppeteering 3-4 corpses simultaneously would probably do it for me. I'd finally be able to cum.

anyone else find there's a point in a relationship where you get bored of kissing, but your partner hasn't yet? Not exactly a turn-off, but w/ my current gf I find myself going through the motions, and as with anything if you put effort into faking it they can't tell the difference. So it all becomes technical "ok, enough biting on the lip, don't overdo it, now some tongue, stick it over hers so she gets the soft underside..." Same thing happens with sex of course. I wonder if most women understand that, while we can't fake the final result, guys are pretty adept at "thinking while screwing", whether it's the cliche of mentally repeating baseball statistics to delay ejaculation, or whatever.

Kisses are fucking miracles , i always wonder , how do they work>?

I think i need a shower after xxx's post

  On 4/13/2010 at 2:56 AM, lumpenprol said:

anyone else find there's a point in a relationship where you get bored of kissing, but your partner hasn't yet? Not exactly a turn-off, but w/ my current gf I find myself going through the motions, and as with anything if you put effort into faking it they can't tell the difference. So it all becomes technical "ok, enough biting on the lip, don't overdo it, now some tongue, stick it over hers so she gets the soft underside..." Same thing happens with sex of course. I wonder if most women understand that, while we can't fake the final result, guys are pretty adept at "thinking while screwing", whether it's the cliche of mentally repeating baseball statistics to delay ejaculation, or whatever.

no. i think you are suffering from ho-ennui, lumpy

  On 4/13/2010 at 1:32 AM, Yegg said:

Do you married folk ever make out anymore?

yes, that part is still there.

although it probably helps that we live 200 miles apart and only see each other on the weekends.

  On 4/12/2010 at 9:23 PM, uptowndevil said:

a girl i dated a few years ago used to roll her eyes in the back of her head, but her eyelids would always remain slightly open, so if i opened my eyes i would just see white, pupiless eyes staring back at me. i broke up with her for this

if you tell the person, they'll change their approach. no one wants to be seen as a bad kisser.

push her back gently and explain, "you know what i really love... when someone takes their tongue and sort of.. *makes flying hands-bird and swoops to pick up a cucumber*

  On 4/13/2010 at 1:42 AM, sine said:

  On 4/12/2010 at 10:49 PM, keltoi said:

it turns me off when they are still breathing

"I was a necrophiliac until some rotten c*** split on me."

  On 4/13/2010 at 4:09 AM, Charles Nelson Reilly said:

  On 4/13/2010 at 1:32 AM, Yegg said:

Do you married folk ever make out anymore?

 

 

yes, that part is still there.

 

although it probably helps that we live 200 miles apart and only see each other on the weekends.

Ahh, I guess departures and reunions are an exception for me too.

  On 4/13/2010 at 3:27 AM, kaini said:

 

no. i think you are suffering from ho-ennui, lumpy

nah, I've been with the same girl for the past 3 months and have only cheated on her twice - take that, Tiger Woods!

what can i say, except that zero divided by zero equals [undefined].

  On 4/13/2010 at 4:17 AM, Adjective said:

*makes flying hands-bird and swoops to pick up a cucumber*

lol

vomiting

spontaneous human combustion

I remember my ex was a clumsy kisser. She'd always hit my teeth and literally suck my lips in. I'm not with her anymore.

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:10 PM, kaini said:

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:04 PM, baph said:

I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage

 

hey, you can make nylon from dead people

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Putrescine attacks s-adenosyl methionine and converts it to spermidine. Spermidine in turn attacks another s-adenosyl methionine and converts it to spermine.

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Crystals of spermine phosphate were first described in 1678, in human semen, by Anton van Leeuwenhoek[1].

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Spermidine has also been found to reduce (..) ageing (...)

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:10 PM, kaini said:

  On 4/12/2010 at 11:04 PM, baph said:

I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage

 

hey, you can make nylon from dead people

Like Necropants?

nsfw

I wonder when it will become fashionable for chunky girls to wear Necropants leggings.

My partner being a woman. Ewww.

My partner being a woman. Ewww.

  On 4/12/2010 at 9:12 PM, GORDO said:

she proceeded to pass her tongue all around the front of my teeth

feels amazing on molly.

  On 4/13/2010 at 8:01 PM, gettinpumped said:

My partner being a woman. Ewww.

 

My partner being a woman. Ewww.

double post doubles hilarity

I was with a girl once who would make herself completely rigid when we kissed. She would lock her neck at an angle, plant both of her hands on my back and she'd just sort of dig into my back. Then she'd stand there like this and open and close her mouth until I pried her away.

I was, like, 15 though and it made me horny as fuck.

when i was 11 i used to get a boner when girls sent me a :p face on msn

When it's a penis.

  On 4/22/2010 at 11:55 PM, messiaen said:

when i was 11 i used to get a boner when girls sent me a :p face on msn

i still do that