I've got spiggot ass

  On 4/20/2010 at 5:48 AM, hahathhat said:

purchase a cork

you mean a diarreaphram? i've heard those can cause diarreabetes

Purchase a cock.

Eat raw eggs.

cen's got the right idea

eat sawdust and cement

please video tape yr epic sharting today. Thanks.

seems to be the best option

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefajJzKpKA

I wonder how he's holding up right now.

spiggot? like a cross between a spic and a faggot?

  On 4/20/2010 at 6:41 PM, ezkerraldean said:

spiggot? like a cross between a spic and a faggot?

lololol

I had the same thing about a year ago. It lasted for 8 days. Utterly awful. I didn't go anywhere just stayed in my apartment, no more than 20ft away from my toilet at any given time. Towards the end I went to the doctor and they just said that it was probably some kind of bug and that I should just ride it out.

*patiently awaits story about explosive diarrhea and super hot models*

wear cords, they look amazing splattered with shit.

  On 4/20/2010 at 8:53 PM, Rambo said:

wear cords, they look amazing splattered with shit.

*explosive lol erupts violently*

So far so good. In the last 14 hours, I've only eaten 2 bananas and 2 bread rolls. I may skip dinner tonight and just go to bed. Sorry I haven't shit my pants guys.

  On 4/20/2010 at 9:48 PM, jefferoo said:

So far so good. In the last 14 hours, I've only eaten 2 bananas and 2 bread rolls. I may skip dinner tonight and just go to bed. Sorry I haven't shit my pants guys.

do us proud!

Haha, good luck mate!

maybe you can score a model

  On 4/20/2010 at 11:44 PM, dese manz hatin said:

maybe you can shart on a model

picz plz

of shart on models

man this sounds like a nightmare. i once had a stomach issue on a photo shoot too. but it was in a studio in nyc so i just kept running to the toilet. i kept going on different floors though so our model, photog and crew didnt know it was me. i let out one nasty silent fart in the studio before the first of many dumb and dumber type bowel movements though. i couldnt imagine that away from a proper terlit.

godspeed jefferoo, hope your sphincter holds up.

He is now at home covered up to his neck in a solid state of shit. All four walls of every room in his house are up past the curtain rails in fucking shit. He fucking stinks and the shit is everywhere, he can't even reach the phone coz his shit is too thick to move through right now. His mum is going round to open a safety window which is only openable form the outside to release the vacuum.

Good luck Jeff.

This has happened in the last minute.

Thanks all. Today I was in the clear due to my self-imposed starvation tactics but there is still one more day to go. Fingers crossed.

Man I want a cheeseburger.