I've got spiggot ass

You should eat a double cheese on the toilet when you get home as a reward

i found out recently, after having weird spurts of very close call sharting-in-boxers, that its because ive been indulging in ice cream sandwiches lately.

go figure.

  On 4/21/2010 at 12:48 AM, we_kill_soapscum said:

picz plz

beautiful art right there

Poo is NSFW?

yeh I wasn't aware green diarrhea was NSFW either, you could tell your administrator it was just a picture of some spinach you left on the stove too long

I'd eat spinach that looks like that.

Spriggot ass

Just buy a pair of D-Pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4M_v1cK77c

that was really badly executed, like most attempts at this kind of humor, only thing that almost made me lol was his British accent saying "poo on the go" at the end

  On 4/21/2010 at 12:11 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

that was really badly executed, like most attempts at this kind of humor, only thing that almost made me lol was his British accent saying "poo on the go" at the end

lol u dick stfu

  On 4/20/2010 at 3:31 PM, dr lopez said:

seems to be the best option

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefajJzKpKA

Oh my fucking God , NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  On 4/21/2010 at 11:54 AM, countchocula said:

Just buy a pair of D-Pants.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4M_v1cK77c

+5 points for tim & eric reference.

  On 4/22/2010 at 3:26 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

bump. where the fuck are you jefferoo, we want to know what happened.

Pfew. Just got back from dinner after work. I was my firs actual meal in almost 3 days. The last two days I was on set, I ate practically nothing, in fear that it would liquify in my shorts.

I dodged a bullet at work. I'll let you know if I wake up in a puddle of ass juice tonight.

Jefferpoo..

  On 4/22/2010 at 6:47 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

relieved.

lol

  On 4/22/2010 at 7:07 AM, scones to die for said:

Jefferpoo..

lol

Had my first small, semi-solid bowel movement today. I almost shed a tear. I celebrated with a huge breakfast at the hotel buffet.

My guess is I will be fine from here on out. Sorry to all of you who were expecting a bit more gore :(

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:24 PM, jefferoo said:

Had my first small, semi-solid bowel movement today. I almost shed a tear. I celebrated with a huge breakfast at the hotel buffet.

My guess is I will be fine from here on out. Sorry to all of you who were expecting a bit more gore :(

Huge hotel breakfast buffet? You're in for it now, fucker. As soon as those greasy eggs and fried pork hit your intestines, you'll be spewing brown waterfalls all over again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iP5LpnmPgk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmRqp36vJM

He's gonna get the itis.

There was a kid in my middle school named Billy Rubin, tru storie

  On 4/22/2010 at 11:47 PM, baph said:

There was a kid in my middle school named Billy Rubin, tru storie

also was the false name hannibal lecter originally gave the cops for the tooth fairy in red dragon, for the lulz