Maxim's sexiest woman in the Hot 100 is - Katy Perry?

  On 5/11/2010 at 5:27 PM, keltoi said:

  On 5/11/2010 at 4:47 PM, Rubin Farr said:

So who voted on this skank? She has a decent rack but her makeup looks like a tranny prostitute. Let's see,

 

Variety's hottest woman - Christina Hendricks

Playboy's Playmate of the Year - Hope Dworaczyk

Maxim's Hot 100 - Katy Perry

 

which one doesn't fit huh?

 

Hope Dworaczyk

 

NEVER HEARD OF THIS BITCH

now ya herd.

  On 5/12/2010 at 2:43 AM, catacombus said:

I definitely would hit it. I like the fact that she's not perfect. Imperfections make some women more hot, because you know they're more self conscious about themselves. Like if a chick has a really dark colored asshole area or something, she wouldn't want anybody to know, but you know full well what's going on once you fuck her. Then it's like a special secret that you two share.

'friggin' lol

  On 5/12/2010 at 3:39 AM, mafted said:

  On 5/12/2010 at 2:43 AM, catacombus said:

I definitely would hit it. I like the fact that she's not perfect. Imperfections make some women more hot, because you know they're more self conscious about themselves. Like if a chick has a really dark colored asshole area or something, she wouldn't want anybody to know, but you know full well what's going on once you fuck her. Then it's like a special secret that you two share.

 

'friggin' lol

yeh lol, for some reason the avatar made it funnier

lol as well!

  On 5/12/2010 at 2:43 AM, catacombus said:

I definitely would hit it. I like the fact that she's not perfect. Imperfections make some women more hot, because you know they're more self conscious about themselves. Like if a chick has a really dark colored asshole area or something, she wouldn't want anybody to know, but you know full well what's going on once you fuck her. Then it's like a special secret that you two share.

  On 5/12/2010 at 2:43 AM, catacombus said:

I definitely would hit it. I like the fact that she's not perfect. Imperfections make some women more hot, because you know they're more self conscious about themselves. Like if a chick has a really dark colored asshole area or something, she wouldn't want anybody to know, but you know full well what's going on once you fuck her. Then it's like a special secret that you two share.

3D playboy

this thread seemed appropriate

  On 5/12/2010 at 5:54 AM, xxx said:

  On 5/12/2010 at 3:42 AM, Pennywise said:

  On 5/12/2010 at 3:39 AM, mafted said:

  On 5/12/2010 at 2:43 AM, catacombus said:

I definitely would hit it. I like the fact that she's not perfect. Imperfections make some women more hot, because you know they're more self conscious about themselves. Like if a chick has a really dark colored asshole area or something, she wouldn't want anybody to know, but you know full well what's going on once you fuck her. Then it's like a special secret that you two share.

 

'friggin' lol

yeh lol, for some reason the avatar made it funnier

 

 

  On 5/12/2010 at 3:51 AM, vamos scorcho said:

lol as well!

 

hahahaha multipicative lols!

But more on that "imperfection" thing. I totally appreciate that you jumped to stained perianal skin as that was the pro move I wish I would have nailed; massive BI boost. But, it can be more subtle. Maybe I stand alone but I can get "gammy eye" crushes like a motherfucker.

Rosamund Pike ("Doom" "An Education"):

*doodz, for real, make your hand into a karate chop and close one eye to divide her face into right and left sides via parallax or Wayne's World "Camera One, Camera Two". Two equal but different hot chicks will emerge fused onto the same face*

 

Katy Mixon ("Eastbound and Down")

 

Alexandra Maria Lara ("Control")

 

Now, the degree of eye dissimilarity varies and is never all that dramatic (except Rosamund). But, then contrast their iris locations against my vision of perfection, Amanda Seyfried:

"just nuthin but gorgeouse equidistant isomorphic irises"

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  On 5/12/2010 at 5:56 AM, Kcinsu said:

3D playboy

 

this thread seemed appropriate

the day scientific research stopped

every xxx post IS a newsletter

petition to get xxx to publish his research on the concept of "slugtrail length" in a peer reviewed journal sign below:

no offense but im getting a serious human centipede vibe here...

xxx, do you have a blog or some such device?

  On 5/12/2010 at 5:54 AM, xxx said:

But, then contrast their iris locations against my vision of perfection, Amanda Seyfried:

"just nuthin but gorgeouse equidistant isomorphic irises"

Have you seen shes in some soft core slaggy film?

  On 5/12/2010 at 1:10 PM, El_Chemso said:

  On 5/12/2010 at 5:54 AM, xxx said:

But, then contrast their iris locations against my vision of perfection, Amanda Seyfried:

"just nuthin but gorgeouse equidistant isomorphic irises"

 

Have you seen shes in some soft core slaggy film?

see blonde's not usually my thing but i could be halfway through giving katy perry a good seeing to when amanda walks in on us and wants some keltoi action asap... i'd withdraw from katy without a 2nd thought, and leave her begging and pleading for me to stay and at least just get myself off.