J3FF3R00 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 (edited) :yes: Edited May 13, 2010 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 On 5/13/2010 at 9:39 AM, xxx said: that famous weightlifter shot should give you an idea how much force the rectum withstands before slipping past the anal sphincters (did you know there are two? booyakasha!). yes, in the homo community we call them grippers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 OK, sorted now - didn't set the permissions for all the other groups! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 LOL @... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 On 5/13/2010 at 7:38 AM, jefferoo said: Some hella lols in here. Well done! I'm sure I could remember something funny or awful that happened to me.... dude weren't you the guy who almost shat himself at a photo shoot? i recall that being pretty funny man. i was on the edge of my seat refreshing that thread to see if you sharted a liquid stream in front of the models... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
b born droid Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 All this makes me want to go watch Dreamcatchers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide b born droid's signature Hide all signatures spotify soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 On 5/13/2010 at 6:54 PM, jefferoo said: LOL @... That's a default auto-generated graphic... I'm looking into having custom headers and the like once this rolls out to everyone! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 On 5/12/2010 at 11:38 PM, Candiru said: It could've been worse for the poor guy. Character #3 in this story did not fare so well. http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts This will haunt me for the rest of my days. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I hate that story. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1324390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Update: turns out the guy tore his sphincter (ouch) due to chronic constipation (hence the wet clay sounds I heard) pushing too hard on one massive dump - one so large that they actually had to have building maintenance/housekeeping come up, remove the stuff from the toilet, as it was so hard and impacted that it would not flush down. How do I know this? I got an email from him (apparently he asked around the office via email who notified the authorities, and my boss told him who it was), thanking me for getting help when someone else might have just walked away. He won't be back at work until next Monday, and to be honest I hope he doesn't come up to shake my hand Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 So as part of that email he told you of his ordeal in that great of detail? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 On 5/14/2010 at 10:47 PM, Joyrex said: Update: turns out the guy tore his sphincter (ouch) due to chronic constipation (hence the wet clay sounds I heard) pushing too hard on one massive dump - one so large that they actually had to have building maintenance/housekeeping come up, remove the stuff from the toilet, as it was so hard and impacted that it would not flush down. How do I know this? I got an email from him (apparently he asked around the office via email who notified the authorities, and my boss told him who it was), thanking me for getting help when someone else might have just walked away. He won't be back at work until next Monday, and to be honest I hope he doesn't come up to shake my hand SERIOUSLY, GUYZ! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 On 5/14/2010 at 11:00 PM, scones to die for said: So as part of that email he told you of his ordeal in that great of detail? No, that actually came from my boss (who in turn I guess spoke to his boss in his department) - the only mention of his condition in the email was "I'm doing much better, and it wasn't as bad as I had feared when you came to my aid." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 On 5/14/2010 at 11:06 PM, Joyrex said: On 5/14/2010 at 11:00 PM, scones to die for said: So as part of that email he told you of his ordeal in that great of detail? No, that actually came from my boss (who in turn I guess spoke to his boss in his department) - the only mention of his condition in the email was "I'm doing much better, and it wasn't as bad as I had feared when you came to my aid." At first I was going to say that I can't believe that your bosses revealed so much info about the poor guy's private medical problems, and then I remembered you said you work for a law firm. Now I can't believe that they didn't circulate his actual medical files along with amusingly shopped macros of the poor guy on the toilet. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 this was a pretty shitty week, apparently Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 This thread scared me shitless - I literally have not taken a dump for over 24 hours (rare for me). Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 "Dear Christ! I'm pissing out my ass!" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 On 5/15/2010 at 3:27 AM, Rabid said: This thread scared me shitless - I literally have not taken a dump for over 24 hours (rare for me). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56214-go-get-help-please-i-think-i-shit-out-my-intestines/page/3/#findComment-1325674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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