your go-to pickup lines

mine: "have you ever heard of sex?"

I'm in a band called Boards of Canada.

i want to put my genitals in your genitals because i am attracted to you

"want bad sex? come with me"

''do you want to prevent a rape tonight?''

thats probably a bit much, sorry

"I like your hair"

"Have you ever hear Ventolin by Aphex Twin ? , .. well my personality is like that"

  On 6/7/2010 at 12:37 AM, Pennywise said:

''do you want to prevent a rape tonight?''

 

 

thats probably a bit much, sorry

That's kinda sweet actually.

"you'll do..."

  On 6/7/2010 at 1:10 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

Its short but its really skinny.

I just sing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmB2NGpoOIU

do you want to chill out and watch tv for a bit?

hehe

come with me if you want to live.

because i will cut your head off if you don't

"how much"?

sssuuuuppp!

tubgirl?

HAY GIRL, ARE YOU AN ANGEL? BECAUSE LET'S FUCK AROUND IN MY ATTIC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

edit:

Hop on my dong, I won't be long.

i am armed. get in the van.

do you work on a chicken farm because youre good at raising cock etc

It's a long one but it totally works!

Don't you think it's time I let you know

Don't you think I should before you go

I'm not gonna let you get away

Cuz I want to fuck you night and day

I'm a pervert

I like to go out on dates

See a movie communicate

We'll go home and have some fun

I'll tell you sure you're the only one

Then when I leave your house I smell of sex

Then I know I'm a pervert because I like it

Then I know I'm perverted because I want it

Want it all of the time

Don't you sometimes wonder what I want

Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt

I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose

But all I want to do is rip off your clothes

I'm a pervert

I like to hold you in my arms

You know I wouldn't do you harm

I never take advantage in my book that's a sin

But somehow I find myself caressing your skin

Then there's one word on my mind and that word is fuck

I have a cabbage as a head.

Hey baby, is your father a burglar?...because my stereo's missing...