Guest uptown devil Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 so which one of you gals likes anal? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344508 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 ENTER A NEW DISPLAY NAME IS HORNY! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 yes he is, but does he want to touch my trunk ? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 *snap!* yes, these gloves are absolutely sterile. (but they're not) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 say she's going past in a car or on a bike or something, i'll just shout SEX to show that i know about sex. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 HEY GIRL, I DON'T GOT ANY MONEY, CAN I STAY AT YOUR PLACE FOR A FEW WEEKS? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Im breaking my curfew just talking to you. What are your views on rough sex? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 (edited) did you hear the new squarepusher album got conformed? Edited June 7, 2010 by Calx Sherbet Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
colunga Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 I've kind of streamlined things since moving to nyc. "Hi, I'm Matt. You're cute. Do you have a boyfriend?" This has sealed the deal the last 2 times I got laid: "Listen ___________, Do you really think that when you're no longer young and beautiful that you're going to look back at your whole life and say 'I wish I would have NEVER gone home with that guy from Texas" Sadly... that was March.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GrandPopPoplock Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 On 6/7/2010 at 12:50 AM, Boxing Day said: "Have you ever hear Ventolin by Aphex Twin ? , .. well my personality is like that" Girl : No, how does it go ? Boxing Day : e e e e E EEEEE!!!DER!DER!DEREEEEE!!ESHESHESH! Girl : *Slowly walks away* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 On 6/7/2010 at 10:30 PM, Calx Sherbet said: did you hear the new squarepusher album got conformed? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 On 6/7/2010 at 11:13 PM, impakt said: I agree Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 I have a bet with my friend... he says those are fake... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 my nutz... your mouf... WHAT'S UP! WHAT'S UP! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricky Downtown Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 do you have a little jew in you? -nope. would you like a little jew in you? (this is my friend's because i'm not jewish. i use it anyway from time to time and 60% of the time it works every time) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 hey, I noticed you have boobs... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 you wanna go digging? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 i'm a test tube baby Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 "come here love, let me lend you some money for a drink" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 On 6/8/2010 at 5:55 AM, Fishtank said: hey, I noticed you have boobs... lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I actually wish I had had pick-up lines instead of just leering at the wenches with blood-shot eyes and the smell of gin emanating from every pore. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I just say something that makes them think it was their own idea to sleep with me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1344929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Free moustache rides!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1345068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 On 6/8/2010 at 1:12 PM, Braintree said: I just say something that makes them think it was their own idea to sleep with me. like "shhhhh" as you hold the chloroform over their mouth? i like that one. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56935-your-go-to-pickup-lines/page/3/#findComment-1345074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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