your go-to pickup lines

so which one of you gals likes anal?

ENTER A NEW DISPLAY NAME IS HORNY!

yes he is, but does he want to touch my trunk ?

*snap!* yes, these gloves are absolutely sterile.

(but they're not)

say she's going past in a car or on a bike or something, i'll just shout SEX to show that i know about sex.

HEY GIRL, I DON'T GOT ANY MONEY, CAN I STAY AT YOUR PLACE FOR A FEW WEEKS?

Im breaking my curfew just talking to you. What are your views on rough sex?

did you hear the new squarepusher album got conformed?

I've kind of streamlined things since moving to nyc.

"Hi, I'm Matt. You're cute. Do you have a boyfriend?"

This has sealed the deal the last 2 times I got laid:

"Listen ___________, Do you really think that when you're no longer young and beautiful that you're going to look back at your whole life and say 'I wish I would have NEVER gone home with that guy from Texas"

Sadly... that was March....

  On 6/7/2010 at 12:50 AM, Boxing Day said:

"Have you ever hear Ventolin by Aphex Twin ? , .. well my personality is like that"

Girl : No, how does it go ?

Boxing Day : e e e e E EEEEE!!!DER!DER!DEREEEEE!!ESHESHESH!

Girl : *Slowly walks away*

  On 6/7/2010 at 10:30 PM, Calx Sherbet said:

did you hear the new squarepusher album got conformed?

  On 6/7/2010 at 11:13 PM, impakt said:

I agree

I have a bet with my friend... he says those are fake...

my nutz... your mouf... WHAT'S UP!

WHAT'S UP!

do you have a little jew in you?

-nope.

would you like a little jew in you?

(this is my friend's because i'm not jewish. i use it anyway from time to time and 60% of the time it works every time)

hey, I noticed you have boobs...

you wanna go digging?

i'm a test tube baby

"come here love, let me lend you some money for a drink"

  On 6/8/2010 at 5:55 AM, Fishtank said:

hey, I noticed you have boobs...

lol

I actually wish I had had pick-up lines instead of just leering at the wenches with blood-shot eyes and the smell of gin emanating from every pore.

I just say something that makes them think it was their own idea to sleep with me.

Free moustache rides!!!

  On 6/8/2010 at 1:12 PM, Braintree said:

I just say something that makes them think it was their own idea to sleep with me.

like "shhhhh" as you hold the chloroform over their mouth? i like that one.