your go-to pickup lines

on the serious tip, i never had to use pick up lines in the past. i think the only one i used that i can remember was talking about tattoos to this one girl. i was describing them to her and i told her "maybe you can see them one night". my tats are not visible when i have clothes on so i was really refering to knockin' her boots.

"so if you watch jaws backwards, its about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open up a beach"

  On 6/8/2010 at 6:08 PM, jules said:

  On 6/8/2010 at 1:12 PM, Braintree said:

I just say something that makes them think it was their own idea to sleep with me.

 

 

like "shhhhh" as you hold the chloroform over their mouth? i like that one.

Or how I have them chase me about the room after I've shoved their car keys up my ass. Either one works wonders.

no u

My pickup line

Works pretty well.

'would you like to go somewhere and kiss?'

surprisingly successful

just start talking to them

  On 6/9/2010 at 2:58 PM, Calx Sherbet said:

just start talking to them

*vomits*

Am going to win the lottery but if I loose you can be my fortune