what can you do effortlessly?

  On 6/13/2010 at 7:16 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

whatever any of you fuckheads can do effortlessly it sure as hell isn't being funny.

 

this thread fucking sucks.

So clearly luke's effortless talent is being captain grumpypants.

awww captain grumpypants. did someone piss in your cornflakes? did a big bad man piss in your cornflakes?

Draw / paint paisleys.

Often all over the walls and shit...

Never leave me near unattended paint or marker pens or anything. Shit will be paisley in 30 seconds flat.

i can effortlessly contribute nothing to this forum.

i will also effortlessly amount to nothing in life.

skin up

beatbox

masturbate

A perfect poached egg and date rape.

i can weave on a loom in the dark and eat cereal with a spoon between my toes at the same time

Tetris. I have to have it on the fastest speed, with the smoothest keyboard settings. The moment I see the piece in the "next" box, I immediately know exactly where it should go.

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:22 PM, kakapo said:

A perfect poached egg and date rape.

You should give classes.

  On 6/13/2010 at 5:51 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:22 PM, kakapo said:

A perfect poached egg and date rape.

 

You should give classes.

I did, but after the first week the WI didn't want me back.

  On 6/13/2010 at 5:28 PM, Rhombix said:

Tetris. I have to have it on the fastest speed, with the smoothest keyboard settings. The moment I see the piece in the "next" box, I immediately know exactly where it should go.

Maximum level you reached?

  On 6/13/2010 at 6:49 PM, kakapo said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 5:51 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:22 PM, kakapo said:

A perfect poached egg and date rape.

 

You should give classes.

 

I did, but after the first week the WI didn't want me back.

Well that's shit. Have you tried the Open University?

  On 6/13/2010 at 5:28 PM, Rhombix said:

Tetris. I have to have it on the fastest speed, with the smoothest keyboard settings. The moment I see the piece in the "next" box, I immediately know exactly where it should go.

On a related note, one of my effortless talents is playing tangerine panic (tangerinepanic.com). No idea why, but I'm insanely good at this game. 514 is my best score.

being bored

Oh, I forgot. Piss off interweb geeks. That's pretty effortless.

  On 6/13/2010 at 7:57 PM, Masonic Boom said:

Oh, I forgot. Piss off interweb geeks. That's pretty effortless.

Really? I though it would have gone more along the lines of:

"effortlessly fantasize about richard's throbbing piece of meat penetrating my every orifice repeatedly and then spew drivel on an internet message board about said fantasies".

But maybe I've read you wrong and you're not a sad, haggard wench who writes fanfic.

  On 6/13/2010 at 8:19 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 7:57 PM, Masonic Boom said:

Oh, I forgot. Piss off interweb geeks. That's pretty effortless.

 

Really? I though it would have gone more along the lines of:

 

"effortlessly fantasize about richard's throbbing piece of meat penetrating my every orifice repeatedly and then spew drivel on an internet message board about said fantasies".

 

But maybe I've read you wrong and you're not a sad, haggard wench who writes fanfic.

Read the rules, dude.

oh dear

  On 6/13/2010 at 6:54 PM, ruiagnelo said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 5:28 PM, Rhombix said:

Tetris. I have to have it on the fastest speed, with the smoothest keyboard settings. The moment I see the piece in the "next" box, I immediately know exactly where it should go.

 

Maximum level you reached?

level 20 for me

i'm really good at drawing people riding bikes

  On 6/13/2010 at 10:46 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 7:16 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

whatever any of you fuckheads can do effortlessly it sure as hell isn't being funny.

 

this thread fucking sucks.

 

So clearly luke's effortless talent is being captain grumpypants.

 

awww captain grumpypants. did someone piss in your cornflakes? did a big bad man piss in your cornflakes?

 

 

 

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p.s. orange?

 

lol, i was sorta grumpy when i posted that.

captain embarrassed pants

tetris here, too. i was undefeated in tetris all throughout college. get stoned, skip class, play 2 player tetris with anyone who walked by my dorm room.

tetris, too. 40 lines in 1:16

i can annoy people EFFORTLESSLY by coming across as a self-righteous twat. and it's fun too!

  On 6/13/2010 at 9:36 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

i'm really good at drawing people riding bikes

and bears too it would appear.