what can you do effortlessly?

Driving, like a pro.

But that's not un-common.

I can swim, like a fish, I was an instructor and lifeguard for years so you'd hope so! Less common I think, lots of people hate swimming.

  On 6/14/2010 at 12:54 AM, El_Chemso said:

 

 

I can swim, like a fish, I was an instructor and lifeguard for years so you'd hope so! Less common I think, lots of people hate swimming.

Pfft I can swim like a fishing cat.

i can make a perfect pb&j in less than a minute, and i don't even have to look at it as i make it. add a couple minutes if i toast it.

  On 6/13/2010 at 7:19 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 6:49 PM, kakapo said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 5:51 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:22 PM, kakapo said:

A perfect poached egg and date rape.

 

You should give classes.

 

I did, but after the first week the WI didn't want me back.

 

Well that's shit. Have you tried the Open University?

Yes. It was shut.

  On 6/14/2010 at 6:50 PM, kakapo said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 7:19 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 6:49 PM, kakapo said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 5:51 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:22 PM, kakapo said:

A perfect poached egg and date rape.

 

You should give classes.

 

I did, but after the first week the WI didn't want me back.

 

Well that's shit. Have you tried the Open University?

 

Yes. It was shut.

That was really poor I'm afraid. Please to try again?

  On 6/13/2010 at 3:22 PM, kakapo said:

A perfect poached egg and date rape.

If you can manage the first then the second's a given with me.

i pride myself on my ability to make a mean sandwich.

also, me and my good friend can cook pretty effortlessly and with a heap of enjoyment. and whiskey.

I'm very good at cleaning up the house.

It never feels like a tough job for me.

I'm also very good at remembering where things are (especially other peoples things) and spacial arrangements. I can pack a car or truck like nobodys business.

if it were my stuff and/or car it would most certainly be my business.

Many people have commented on how little time I take when going to do a poo (includes washing hands)

eating. even when i think i'm going at a decent pace, everybody always acts like i'm going obscenely fast. maybe cause i just don't talk to anyone when i'm eating

tubgirl

  On 6/15/2010 at 4:29 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

eating. even when i think i'm going at a decent pace, everybody always acts like i'm going obscenely fast. maybe cause i just don't talk to anyone when i'm eating

i also do this. i eat as though someone is going to take my food away at any second. according to folk i dine with. i eat real fast.

I can puke on command.

I'm pretty good at ironing, I take my time but it's worth it.

  On 6/15/2010 at 6:33 AM, essines said:

  On 6/15/2010 at 4:29 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

eating. even when i think i'm going at a decent pace, everybody always acts like i'm going obscenely fast. maybe cause i just don't talk to anyone when i'm eating

i also do this. i eat as though someone is going to take my food away at any second. according to folk i dine with. i eat real fast.

Fuck talking to anyone while you're eating. It should be an offence for people to do this in public.

Drink beer.

i can do my job effortlessly (barista), yet so could a somewhat primitive robot

  On 6/13/2010 at 8:50 PM, Masonic Boom said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 8:19 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 6/13/2010 at 7:57 PM, Masonic Boom said:

Oh, I forgot. Piss off interweb geeks. That's pretty effortless.

 

Really? I though it would have gone more along the lines of:

 

"effortlessly fantasize about richard's throbbing piece of meat penetrating my every orifice repeatedly and then spew drivel on an internet message board about said fantasies".

 

But maybe I've read you wrong and you're not a sad, haggard wench who writes fanfic.

 

Read the rules, dude.

lol, I'm sure he has read the rules