louis ck

NYC is the center of everything so yea, eastern time is what everything runs on and right now it's 10:11pm here.

thank you, it only took me a full page of replies.

It's actually 1:15 a.m. in what used to be called Eastern Time, the year is 2132, and what you perceive as reality is a simulation, and terrible robotic lizards are currently raping you.

Can you feel it?

It is also simultaneously the year 212 B.C. and you have been knocked unconscious by a cave bear. The cave bear is currently raping you.

The electrical impulse from the robotic probing appendages and the simultaneous gross trauma caused by the cave bear reaching explosive orgasm will converge-- think of this holographically if it is confusing to you-- and your "present" "consciousness" will experience the audiovisual sensation of watching Louie in approximately 1 minute. In fact, two simultaneous, but not temporally coterminous, "selves" will be dying horrible deaths. Enjoy.

  On 6/24/2011 at 4:17 AM, baph said:

It's actually 1:15 a.m. in what used to be called Eastern Time, the year is 2132, and what you perceive as reality is a simulation, and terrible robotic lizards are currently raping you.

 

Can you feel it?

 

It is also simultaneously the year 212 B.C. and you have been knocked unconscious by a cave bear. The cave bear is currently raping you.

on a slovenian cave you mean!

that bear had cancer in his femur so i removed it (the femur), dug some holes in it and invented what today is called the flute.

2000 years after that people get raped with flutes, it's mental

That's not how it happens you're fucking up Louie!

at the same time, but at different hours, an ostrich crashed while running with excess blood alcohol, bones from its left wing were used to make another flute, a thing that we call today "a stick with holes".

great, now everyone is watching it and i stay here grounded waiting 5 or 6 hours for an available download :(

you should live in eastern time. you'd be thinking that it was a pretty funny episode right now.

and you still have a sore ass from the bear fucking.

fuck me i'm moving to eastern time

Great first episode last night!

Can't wait to see the rest! It's good to have Louie back! Now once LD returns, Summer has REALLY begun!

yeah good start !

I live the fact that he does all the editing of his own show too

Very good first episode.

Were the neighbors the Seinfeld "Street Toughs?" I'm pretty sure they were at least half of the Street Toughs.

Excellent first episode and even a bit of good acting from CK!

  On 6/25/2011 at 9:51 PM, baph said:

Very good first episode.

 

Were the neighbors the Seinfeld "Street Toughs?" I'm pretty sure they were at least half of the Street Toughs.

yes!

wasju talking to him or wasju talking to me? because obviously ju was taking to oneofus. who?!

  On 6/25/2011 at 9:51 PM, baph said:

Very good first episode.

 

Were the neighbors the Seinfeld "Street Toughs?" I'm pretty sure they were at least half of the Street Toughs.

Well spotted!

Brilliant ep. The editing is great and that last standup bit left me in stitches.

"i'll text you when i gather more data"

great episode indeed

Do you want to have intercourse now? Are you ready?

vagitine?

  On 7/1/2011 at 11:13 AM, eugene said:

"i'll text you when i gather more data"

i lol'd

just bumping it to say :

  On 7/1/2011 at 11:37 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

great episode indeed

Do you want to have intercourse now? Are you ready?

vagitine?

Ha, that episode was brilliant.

I got on the boat late because I don't have cable. Louie is a fantastic show though. That Pamela Adlon lady is awesome too. Plus I love her because she does Bobby's voice from King of the Hill, Milo from Oblongs, and Pajama Sam. I told my Mom about him a couple of weeks ago and I think she's watched "Chewed Up" about 5 times now.

cokie-smurf. I love cokie-smurf.

what a magnificent bastard he is.