kelly osbourne

Ehhh...she......has her moments .

  On 10/7/2010 at 11:43 PM, GrandPopPoplock said:

Ehhh...she......has her moments .

orgasmic moments?

  On 10/7/2010 at 11:48 PM, Fahz0r said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 11:43 PM, GrandPopPoplock said:

Ehhh...she......has her moments .

 

orgasmic moments?

...I guess .

i'd let her give me a hand-job if she'd let me ejaculate on her midi keyboard tattoo.

  On 10/7/2010 at 3:50 PM, keltoi said:

 

she looks like she has a strong jaw

What the fuck? When she get hot?

I'd definitely hate fuck the shit out of that.

i'll fuck anything that's british

  On 10/7/2010 at 6:41 PM, mafted said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 6:18 PM, keltoi said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 6:06 PM, mafted said:

not quite sure what a resentment fuck is, but close enough.

 

it's when you fuck someone while full of resentment for them.

 

 

 

oh.. thought that was called a relationship.

haha

Id fuck the shit out of Robert Smith.

  On 10/8/2010 at 12:19 AM, Braintree said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 3:50 PM, keltoi said:

 

she looks like she has a strong jaw

 

What the fuck? When she get hot?

after her cocaine addiction?

so what synth is that supposed to be anyway?

  On 10/8/2010 at 8:17 PM, Gocab said:

so what synth is that supposed to be anyway?

sh-201

  On 10/7/2010 at 11:38 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 7:22 PM, Rambo said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 6:30 PM, baph said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 4:41 PM, Rambo said:

lol, i dare someone to say "its working" in a slightly surprised/excited voice while getting a blow job

 

lol

 

 

 

*jots it down*

 

lol

 

i think it works best if you dont know them and act slighty naive beforehand

 

LOL

 

  On 10/7/2010 at 4:33 PM, keltoi said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 4:10 PM, kokoon said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 3:59 PM, triachus said:

 

LOL!

  On 10/7/2010 at 3:59 PM, triachus said:

  On 10/9/2010 at 3:39 AM, underscore said:

  On 10/8/2010 at 8:17 PM, Gocab said:

so what synth is that supposed to be anyway?

 

sh-201

nope it looks like some fictional(?) synth...

i've never seen a keyboard with mod wheel's on the far right like that.

that's a Nissan Micra T1000. Great synth.

  On 10/9/2010 at 5:18 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

 

nope it looks like some fictional(?) synth...

 

dude, i know a devilfish modded 201 when i see one

  On 10/9/2010 at 5:01 AM, Charles Nelson Reilly said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 3:59 PM, triachus said:

 

 

just saw this... wtf.. two and a half men deserves even more hate than its getting

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/two-and-a-half-men-kid-signs-300000perepisode-deal--1624

the majority of dumb people sure do look like dumb entertainment, dear god

  On 10/7/2010 at 6:21 PM, keltoi said:

who'd pump her mom? kaen?

I would.

Yeah I would pump her mom. Sharon is a hot oldie. She is a cool lady too.

A I grow older I realize that the secret to a happy life is the constant lowering of expectation, and nowhere is this more true than in the sexual realm. However, current projections suggest I'd have to be 836.27 years old before I reached the point of even contemplating giving kelly osborne a mere throat fuck and angry dragon. And when I say angry dragon, I don't mean a slap to the head, I mean punching her repeatedly in the eyes until her zygomtaic bones had completely collapsed and she has to spend the rest of her life with her skull encased in metal to stop what was left of her brain seeping to the floor.

  On 10/7/2010 at 6:21 PM, keltoi said:

who'd pump her mom? kaen?

i would rather pump her mom, myself.

Yup that's the infamously attractive weed from the one day she did her hair up to impress watmm. We all masturbated furiously and ever since I have declared her the most glamorous woman on the planet.

Lube I think everyone would rather fuck Sharon than Kelly dude. Anyone disagree with that?

I like Ozzy but the rest of his family is annoying

I wouldn't touch Kelly with someone elses dick