kelly osbourne

  On 10/9/2010 at 1:15 PM, kakapo said:

As I grow older I realize that the secret to a happy life is the constant lowering of expectation, and nowhere is this more true than in the sexual realm.....

That is definitely up there as being one of the greatest possible opening lines when chatting a girl up.

Though i should point out that it is crucial to let the girl know that it is you that are lowering your expectations and not her.

  On 10/9/2010 at 1:15 PM, kakapo said:

A I grow older I realize that the secret to a happy life is the constant lowering of expectation, and nowhere is this more true than in the sexual realm. However, current projections suggest I'd have to be 836.27 years old before I reached the point of even contemplating giving kelly osborne a mere throat fuck and angry dragon. And when I say angry dragon, I don't mean a slap to the head, I mean punching her repeatedly in the eyes until her zygomtaic bones had completely collapsed and she has to spend the rest of her life with her skull encased in metal to stop what was left of her brain seeping to the floor.

Quote of the week.

Otherwise, yeah, I would totally fuck her mom.

it's settled, then

  On 10/9/2010 at 2:47 PM, Fishtank said:

wouldn't touch Kelly with someone elses dick

  On 10/9/2010 at 3:14 PM, Rambo said:

  On 10/9/2010 at 1:15 PM, kakapo said:

As I grow older I realize that the secret to a happy life is the constant lowering of expectation, and nowhere is this more true than in the sexual realm.....

That is definitely up there as being one of the greatest possible opening lines when chatting a girl up.

lol

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is that an abbreviation for Penis?

  On 10/9/2010 at 3:14 PM, Rambo said:

  On 10/9/2010 at 1:15 PM, kakapo said:

As I grow older I realize that the secret to a happy life is the constant lowering of expectation, and nowhere is this more true than in the sexual realm.....

 

That is definitely up there as being one of the greatest possible opening lines when chatting a girl up.

 

 

Though i should point out that it is crucial to let the girl know that it is you that are lowering your expectations and not her.

the sad part about girls is this would probably be more effective than fawning over her. Im learning. Im learning

Ozzy is cool. I like Ozzy a lot. Big respect to him. Great voice.

  On 10/9/2010 at 5:01 AM, Charles Nelson Reilly said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 3:59 PM, triachus said:

 

 

one and a half men?

:shudder:

umpa lumpa dupa dee doo

  On 10/9/2010 at 5:01 AM, Charles Nelson Reilly said:

  On 10/7/2010 at 3:59 PM, triachus said:

 

 

holy fucking shit

lol

  On 10/7/2010 at 4:41 PM, Rambo said:

lol, i dare someone to say "its working" in a slightly surprised/excited voice while getting a blow job

lol

let me reach for something more refreshing

Yeah I would have sex with her if I was in a tight spot

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