What's the freakiest shit you've done?

Do share!

came in my anus, shat it out and ate it. then i puked up and put that in my anus. shat it out then ate it.

hot

I took a piss outside in my garden when someone was in the toilet. we only have one toilet and i really needed to go.

A guy wouldnt move his van from my mates garage one day so I shat on a car cloth and rubbed it all over his interior inc the windows ect.

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  On 10/11/2010 at 11:38 PM, chris moss acid said:

I took a piss outside in my garden when someone was in the toilet. we only have one toilet and i really needed to go.

Thats not very freaky at all. Ive done that plenty of times.

i shat in my backyard

  On 10/12/2010 at 12:06 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

i shat in my backyard

How did you wipe your arse?

pissed on a beanbag chair in college because i was really drunk and actually thought it was a toilet?

i blatantly pissed on the floor in my friend's basement when i was sloppy drunk one time... i mean this was a long, satisfying piss, not just a little dribble

  On 10/12/2010 at 12:03 AM, chassis said:

  On 10/11/2010 at 11:38 PM, chris moss acid said:

I took a piss outside in my garden when someone was in the toilet. we only have one toilet and i really needed to go.

 

Thats not very freaky at all. Ive done that plenty of times.

Maybe it was his vegetable garden.

oh come on watmm, all you can do is piss/poop?

  On 10/12/2010 at 12:11 AM, chassis said:

  On 10/12/2010 at 12:06 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

i shat in my backyard

 

How did you wipe your arse?

dragged my arse across the grarss

I took a shitload of harmless drugs and almost died of laughter.

LOLOL @ thread. especially nene's post

  On 10/12/2010 at 12:12 AM, disparaissant said:

pissed on a beanbag chair in college because i was really drunk and actually thought it was a toilet?

Ye Ive done that before. Cept it was just me lying on my bedroom floor. Then legging it to the jacks when I realised what was going on.

  On 10/12/2010 at 12:15 AM, ruiagnelo said:

oh come on watmm, all you can do is piss/poop?

I used my penis to steer my car once

craig you're a vile pedophile

  On 10/12/2010 at 12:34 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

craig you're a vile pedophile

whoa can you say stuff like that

i also drank like 4 liters of red wine during a drinking game and vomited most of it all over a bathroom stall. a friend of mine said of that stall: "it looked like someone had been brutally murdered with a chainsaw in there. if people bled purple, anyways."

same stuff both times, carlo rossi sangria.

i don't drink carlo rossi sangria anymore.

  On 10/12/2010 at 12:36 AM, disparaissant said:

i also drank like 4 liters of red wine during a drinking game and vomited most of it all over a bathroom stall. a friend of mine said of that stall: "it looked like someone had been brutally murdered with a chainsaw in there. if people bled purple, anyways."

same stuff both times, carlo rossi sangria.

i don't drink carlo rossi sangria anymore.

the first time i ever got drunk i had like a fifth of seagram's gin with orange juice (what's that called?) because i didn't know when to stop, didn't drink oj for a while

not freaky, like I would tell you fuckers, but my friend Hobo D and I ran around (very soon after 9/11) and took a sharpee to all of the American flag stickers on any car we saw downtown and crossed them out....was sick of seeing so many flags that stand for something completely the opposite of freedom or the pursuit of happiness, they do in my opinion....oh and my thread on warpcomm, The Day The Beat Was Humbled, the day of the attacks, didn't go over so well....