What's the freakiest shit you've done?

i snuck into my older SISTERS closet just before she got out of the shower, and watched he dry up and dress herself. she was about 13-14 and i was about 8-9 years old. i actually immediately regretted what i had done, and had closed my eyes 50 percent of the time i was in there.

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:03 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

i snuck into my older SISTERS closet just before she got out of the shower, and watched he dry up and dress herself. she was about 13-14 and i was about 8-9 years old. i actually immediately regretted what i had done, and had closed my eyes 50 percent of the time i was in there.

did she have the biggest tits? milk

  On 10/14/2010 at 1:34 AM, Capsaicin said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 1:09 AM, Lube Saibot said:

ooh ooh, new-ish one (two weeks ago) that i forgot about:

 

i was on the train, and i went to pee, and the toilet was... sordid... so with the very TIP of my fingernail i lift up the toilet seat, and tip toe over, and trying not to touch ANYTHING i unzip and start peeing. the train bobs a bit, and the toilet seat snaps down, glancing the tip of my dick. recoiling in pain, i go super angry piss sayan and just pee in a spherical flurry all around, emptying the remainder of the gush of pee into the soap dispenser.

 

the fuck-you-world payoff was that, for the remainder of the train trip, people would go to the bathroom, pee/shit/wank/whatever, I'd hear the wash basin turn on, and then, without exception, a loud "ewwwwwww!!!!!" would follow.

 

good times.

why do you pee so close? I usually stand away at least a foot when I piss.

because that's super wrong and i hate all people who do that? when you do that, as your jet gets less strong towards the end you christen the floor with an ample arc of pee. and then when you wiggle the last few drops out? also on the floor.

thank you, sniper pissers.

my first girlfriend had me carv something on her back i once said with a razor, i forgot what it was i carved but i was like . . . . Ooooooook

I've just covered my legs in Deep Heat in a gym related matter, but I'm reminded that once I tried to use it as a lubricant. I knew before, and figured, that it might be a bad idea, but why not? The heat and tingling would be a turn on, right?

And it was for the first 30 seconds. Then I ran to the bathroom and washed my genitals in the sink like a cheap whore. Pissed fire for a day.

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:03 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

i snuck into my older SISTERS closet just before she got out of the shower, and watched he dry up and dress herself. she was about 13-14 and i was about 8-9 years old. i actually immediately regretted what i had done, and had closed my eyes 50 percent of the time i was in there.

fag. My sister always show me her pussy/ass/tits when she's around and it's not like i'm getting a boner. You seriously have a problem with incest.

  On 10/14/2010 at 7:48 PM, Babar said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:03 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

i snuck into my older SISTERS closet just before she got out of the shower, and watched he dry up and dress herself. she was about 13-14 and i was about 8-9 years old. i actually immediately regretted what i had done, and had closed my eyes 50 percent of the time i was in there.

 

fag. My sister always show me her pussy/ass/tits when she's around and it's not like i'm getting a boner. You seriously have a problem with incest.

why no boner?

I realized that I haven't really done a whole lot of gross or unruly stuff. Just sexploits.

Once, I had sex in the back of a moving car for a scavenger hunt with the driver fully aware.

  On 10/14/2010 at 8:08 PM, Abuse said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 7:48 PM, Babar said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:03 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

i snuck into my older SISTERS closet just before she got out of the shower, and watched he dry up and dress herself. she was about 13-14 and i was about 8-9 years old. i actually immediately regretted what i had done, and had closed my eyes 50 percent of the time i was in there.

 

fag. My sister always show me her pussy/ass/tits when she's around and it's not like i'm getting a boner. You seriously have a problem with incest.

 

why no boner?

lol

  On 10/14/2010 at 7:48 PM, Babar said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:03 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

i snuck into my older SISTERS closet just before she got out of the shower, and watched he dry up and dress herself. she was about 13-14 and i was about 8-9 years old. i actually immediately regretted what i had done, and had closed my eyes 50 percent of the time i was in there.

 

fag. My sister always show me her pussy/ass/tits when she's around and it's not like i'm getting a boner. You seriously have a problem with incest.

pictures

...

...or it didn't happen.

It didn't happen.

  On 10/14/2010 at 11:02 PM, Babar said:

...or it didn't happen.

It didn't happen.

I got a lot of head and did some other fooling around in the children's wing of the church I attended when I was a kid.

I'll let you know if I think of any others.

Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH INCEST?! I'm not rushing off to fuck my sister, but if you're attracted to each other and you're not making babies, who the fuck cares? That's always been weird to me. I see no problem with it.

ooh ooh, i once got a handjob in the hospital after surgery.

as it a nurse ?

i've just remembered something else.

Whenever i stayed at my cousins house and he got drunk i would make sure i was in the bunk bed below him because he used to always pee himself in his sleep.

i finally got my girlfriend to pee on me after 4 years of harassment.

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  On 10/15/2010 at 1:01 AM, Boxing Day said:

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  On 10/12/2010 at 12:00 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

Exactly this.

I've had a wank in literally every friend-of-mine's houses.

so do you consider them a friend before or after you wank in their house? do you use the wank as a sort of cover charge for the nightclub of your friendship or is it one of those things where you save the wank for when theyve really shown themselves to be a true friend? If i add you to my friends list am i asking for trouble?

  On 10/15/2010 at 1:00 AM, Rambo said:

i've just remembered something else.

 

Whenever i stayed at my cousins house and he got drunk i would make sure i was in the bunk bed below him because he used to always pee himself in his sleep.

wouldn't you want to be in the top bunk then, so as to avoid said shower from above? or maybe you're in to that.. idk.

No that's what i am saying. I used to go on the bottom bunk.

Lol bottom