Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/12/2010 at 10:19 PM, Lube Saibot said: when my folks got divorced (also back in highschool) I intentionally got super pissed (2 bottles of red wine, 10 tequila shots, 4 beers, gulped girl's cocktail that she'd been nursing for 4 hours, leftover Garrone, A COFFEE to supposedly BALANCE IT OUT derp derp). needless to say, i projectile vomited so much that i completely covered the bar's floor, then blacked out, woke up home in bed, then dozed off and slept for 27 hours. had the shakes for half a week. holy fuck Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 (edited) On 10/12/2010 at 11:32 PM, Gary C said: Most recently I've had a fucking huge boil on my arse. Base of my spine. Size of a golfball, no kidding. So anyway, it burst as I sat down for a 2+ hour flight. Blood and puss dribbling through my white board shorts non-stop. It looked like I'd pissed all over the seat when I stood up. It smelt vile and was definitely worth a biohazard warning. that is utterly foul and amazing, i salute you. Edited October 13, 2010 by funkaholic Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/12/2010 at 11:03 PM, Rambo said: Came in my neighbours car while he went inside a fish and chip shop to get us food. hm, thought that said cat at first On 10/12/2010 at 11:03 PM, Rambo said: Had a failed wank on a rollercoaster. holy lol, too bad it failed. can you imagine hitting the person behind you while going down an incline Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Promo Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/12/2010 at 12:03 AM, chassis said: On 10/11/2010 at 11:38 PM, chris moss acid said: I took a piss outside in my garden when someone was in the toilet. we only have one toilet and i really needed to go. Thats not very freaky at all. Ive done that plenty of times. Ha ha me too. Did a pee about 4hrs earlier and furtilised the grass in me in English country garden. On 10/12/2010 at 12:00 AM, nene multiple assgasms said: Oh dear that made me proper crack up. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Promo Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/12/2010 at 1:49 AM, baph said: One time I stuck tht tne's penis in a pool filter. with my penis I read that as 'sucked' originally - now I was gonna ssy that is freaky lol! On 10/12/2010 at 9:03 PM, asymmetrical head said: sexed a girl on a table in the middle of a party... i felt weird afterwards though. it was some stupid goth party. sexed another girl at her house while her best friend was sitting there watching us... then she started fingering herself. Cool and that's more like it! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 man I was reading this thread today in class... and I swear people around me were like wtf is wrong with you lol COULDNT STOP LIKE WHEEZING WITH LAFTER - good thing the prof didn't notice. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide halisray's signature Hide all signatures https://soundcloud.com/halisray Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 i once used comic sans Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 fucked an old girlfriend while standing on the side of an interstate and cars were passing. it was dark so probly no one saw us but what a great show. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/13/2010 at 3:07 AM, Calx Sherbet said: i once used comic sans you sick fuck Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/11/2010 at 11:48 PM, Craig Anderson said: A guy wouldnt move his van from my mates garage one day so I shat on a car cloth and rubbed it all over his interior inc the windows ect. I'd believe it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 I'm a pretty calm dude, but I think the most extreme thing I've done.. which is not nearly as extreme as some of the shit I've read... is that I took a piss on a police station.. lol my friend took a piss in the letter box slider thingy in the door to the bank next to the police station.. now that is crazy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide halisray's signature Hide all signatures https://soundcloud.com/halisray Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Wow, I never did anything freaky. You guys are incredible. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/13/2010 at 4:51 PM, gaarg said: Wow, I never did anything freaky. You guys are incredible. don't worry your inner freak comes out in mspaints. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 My ms paints on watmm are probably the freakiest things I've ever done. Interesting, now that I think of it, I'm quite boring freak-like. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 To be fair, those are enough to get you executed in a few countries. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Yes, but most of the others I might get worshiped lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 what a thread. I love you all Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 ooh ooh, new-ish one (two weeks ago) that i forgot about: i was on the train, and i went to pee, and the toilet was... sordid... so with the very TIP of my fingernail i lift up the toilet seat, and tip toe over, and trying not to touch ANYTHING i unzip and start peeing. the train bobs a bit, and the toilet seat snaps down, glancing the tip of my dick. recoiling in pain, i go super angry piss sayan and just pee in a spherical flurry all around, emptying the remainder of the gush of pee into the soap dispenser. the fuck-you-world payoff was that, for the remainder of the train trip, people would go to the bathroom, pee/shit/wank/whatever, I'd hear the wash basin turn on, and then, without exception, a loud "ewwwwwww!!!!!" would follow. good times. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 1:09 AM, Lube Saibot said: ooh ooh, new-ish one (two weeks ago) that i forgot about: i was on the train, and i went to pee, and the toilet was... sordid... so with the very TIP of my fingernail i lift up the toilet seat, and tip toe over, and trying not to touch ANYTHING i unzip and start peeing. the train bobs a bit, and the toilet seat snaps down, glancing the tip of my dick. recoiling in pain, i go super angry piss sayan and just pee in a spherical flurry all around, emptying the remainder of the gush of pee into the soap dispenser. the fuck-you-world payoff was that, for the remainder of the train trip, people would go to the bathroom, pee/shit/wank/whatever, I'd hear the wash basin turn on, and then, without exception, a loud "ewwwwwww!!!!!" would follow. good times. why do you pee so close? I usually stand away at least a foot when I piss. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 when i was 9 years old i got caught rubbing one out on a train in the bathroom by an old lady as i forgot to lock the door. probably one of the most important facial expressions i have ever seen. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435980 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 (edited) that's interesting Lube Saibot because i have also just remembered something i did i was in Naples one weekend with an ex girlfriend who was extremely annoying. We went out for a meal and 5 minutes into the main course she reveals a bright blue dildo in her bag. She takes it out and it becomes obvious that she is fighting her vagina with it. By now i'm a little drunk and i lean over the table and start kissing her spilling her drink over the table. She continues enjoying the dildo throughout the meal and we get more daring as time goes on. I took my ice cream and dipped the dildo in it under the table and begin licking the ice cream off. We eventually get asked to leave so we finish each other off outside in front of a pet shop and get a taxi in our soggy underwear to go and see a dubbed version of Terminator 2. Edited October 14, 2010 by Rambo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tompty Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 im drunk Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 1:38 AM, Rambo said: a dubbed version of Terminator 2. is there any other kind? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/14/2010 at 1:40 AM, essines said: On 10/14/2010 at 1:38 AM, Rambo said: a dubbed version of Terminator 2. is there any other kind? i think i know what you mean here, essines. The original version of T2 was a silent movie after all. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1435995 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 the only silent movie ever made afaik. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60462-whats-the-freakiest-shit-youve-done/page/4/#findComment-1436001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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