berndspring1974 Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 1:18 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said: given that there has been no pic posted thus far we are all to assume that the girl involved is ugly, fat, or a combination of the two. way to have sex with an ugly fat chick and post about it on the nets for all to read op. she isn´t fat and she is very cute, but of course i´m not gonna post a pic of here lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 11:01 AM, panz0r said: she also told me, that she flirted with another guy just a few hours before i arrived. she told you this so you'd fuck her harder. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 like i said: this activated some kind of cuckold-fetish/ sperm-competition-thingy. very arousing and irritating. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 so how are you going to celebrate when you find out you have aids? you've got to have an i caught aids party! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 LOL^^ AHAHAHA but yeah, you shoulda bagged it and seriously, post a fucking picture already Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 7:07 AM, maantecaaa!!! said: Holy shit, i'm 36 too, reaching the end of dating a 23 year old. She's super intelligent, creative, cute and....major ADHD & some kind of emotional issues. I'm trying to get over her asap but she intrigues me more than 95% of the girls that I meet. I banged 2 other girls besides her this week and I still want to be with her only(she doesn't want to be exclusive, says she isn't dating anyone else but is probably fucking other people). Like that old song goes...LOVE STINKS! how do you have sex with 3 women in one week? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 1:42 PM, keltoi said: so how are you going to celebrate when you find out you have aids? you've got to have an i caught aids party! it´s really not that easy to get aids, i´m not worried. and i don´t really care about any std´s at the moment. another interesting twist in the story (i´m not bullshitting you): she called an hour ago and told me, that some guy just tried to sexually-assault her (if that´s the correct term) but she told him to fuck off. she is now scared and is unsure what to do. the funny thing about that is, that this guy (real or not, i don´t know) is the reason why she didn´t pick me up at the trainstation on friday evening. while i was sitting in the train on friday she wrote me a message, that she had to take care of some things and couldn´t come to pick me up (she wanted to come with a friend of mine). later that evening (after our first fuck) i asked her what things she had to take care of and she told me, that this guy wanted to talk to her because she is so sexy etc. and he wanted to date her. so she decided to talk to him instead of coming to the trainstation. to make it short: i told her to have fun with him. i´m pretty sure she will call me later. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480451 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 lol wtf dude what are you even doing what is this i dont even OIEJFOIURHFFEHSKLJFDH Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 (edited) i will write a book about this, and it´s not even over Edited December 20, 2010 by panz0r Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480455 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 well good luck with the aids and getting this bitch pregnant Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 nah, not going to happen. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 (edited) cos you don't blow it up her eh? like i say, good luck with all that. Edited December 20, 2010 by keltoi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 I had a dream about fucking some kind of "ice princess" tonight, she wanted to "steal" my sperm, but I didn't care, her body was perfect but where her head should have been, her shoulders were joint together to a sharp edge in the middle that looked like the finger of an inflated rubber glove that had been tied in a knot. Upon closer look, I identified her "head" as a slug, just the upper body of a normal sized slug, growing out the torso of that otherwise beautiful pale woman. I turned her around as I couldn't look at it for longer, it was only when I started fucking her ass that she grew a human head. WHAT? I suspect reading this thread had something to do with it. Don't ask me why. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 3:53 PM, Terpentintollwut said: I had a dream about fucking some kind of "ice princess" tonight, she wanted to "steal" my sperm, but I didn't care, her body was perfect but where her head should have been, her shoulders were joint together to a sharp edge in the middle that looked like the finger of an inflated rubber glove that had been tied in a knot. Upon closer look, I identified her "head" as a slug, just the upper body of a normal sized slug, growing out the torso of that otherwise beautiful pale woman. I turned her around as I couldn't look at it for longer, it was only when I started fucking her ass that she grew a human head. WHAT? I suspect reading this thread had something to do with it. Don't ask me why. i´m pretty sure it has something to do with that Narnia-movie yesterday on rtl/sat1/ pro7 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 LOL that's what my friend said as well. I guess it IS possible as I have browsed tvspielfilm.de and seen that the film was on. But I have neither watched it nor did I have any intention of doing so, so mhh ... and what about the whole slug deal? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 i watched narnia film yesterday, i projected it to you in your dream Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 At least MSPaint her, goddamit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 1:22 PM, panz0r said: On 12/20/2010 at 1:18 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said: given that there has been no pic posted thus far we are all to assume that the girl involved is ugly, fat, or a combination of the two. way to have sex with an ugly fat chick and post about it on the nets for all to read op. she isn´t fat and she is very cute, but of course i´m not gonna post a pic of here lol. post a pic of the celebrity she looks most like... and be honest. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 4:17 PM, Terpentintollwut said: LOL that's what my friend said as well. I guess it IS possible as I have browsed tvspielfilm.de and seen that the film was on. But I have neither watched it nor did I have any intention of doing so, so mhh ... and what about the whole slug deal? I'm pretty sure I just found out what caused it, for the most part - Dead Space is on my wish list for Christmas, and I've told a friend about it yesterday. I said: "That's gonna be great, we're gonna have some nice dinner and stuff, then we're gonna unwrap presents, pop in the new game and blow off some zombie-heads. That's the spirit of Christmas, I'm telling you!" Ignoring the fact that Dead Space is about aliens, not zombies, as far as I know. Also she wasn't familiar with Dead Space so I made a comparison to Resident Evil 4 which she owns, and that must have caused a big portion of it. Now, I only called the woman in my dream an ice princess because she was "living" in some type of ice-canyon-thing. I just realized it was this crevasse from RE4: (@4 min) I probably chose that snow-bit cause of my Christmas-joke, or cause of all the snow outside. The slug head could have been my dream-interpretation of the Las Plagas. The cum stealing assfucking bit, dunno about that, that's probably just me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 the dead space 2 demo will be released for xbox tomorrow, the first game was great. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 2:32 PM, marf said: how do you have sex with 3 women in one week? One is the 23 year old, another is a jamaican girl I met recently, the third is a japanese girl I was sleeping with over the summer and haven't seen in a couple of months. Usually the advice to get over a girl by getting on top of another is not working in this case. And to Panzor, for the love of god, please bag it up every time with this girl. Even if you don't catch an std, and even if she doesn't actually get pregnant, she can feign pregnancy and make your life a living hell for a couple of weeks. Goddamn why are are crazy girls so enticing? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 1:04 PM, keltoi said: The name's Dick... Dick Moistness. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 On 12/20/2010 at 4:54 PM, maantecaaa!!! said: And to Panzor, for the love of god, please bag it up every time with this girl. Even if you don't catch an std, and even if she doesn't actually get pregnant, she can feign pregnancy and make your life a living hell for a couple of weeks. i know, i feel like a totally retarded teenager for not using a condom... On 12/20/2010 at 4:54 PM, maantecaaa!!! said: Goddamn why are are crazy girls so enticing? yep, that is the question. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62164-my-experience-with-a-borderline-psycho-chick/page/5/#findComment-1480522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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