Guest futuregirlfriend Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Try this as your next business shake If it doesn't work out fire them or hand in your resignation, or both. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1495663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 On 1/14/2011 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine doesn't give anyone hugs, handshakes or anything. Not even his fucking parents or brother. I always force a hug upon him but if I didn't he would just stand there and greet me. But how the hell do you NOT give your family hugs or kisses? i don't think i've ever hugged my brother, im 30, he's 26, and we're close friends and all that, but hugging him would kinda feel weird. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1495692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 On 1/14/2011 at 9:09 PM, data said: On 1/14/2011 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine doesn't give anyone hugs, handshakes or anything. Not even his fucking parents or brother. I always force a hug upon him but if I didn't he would just stand there and greet me. But how the hell do you NOT give your family hugs or kisses? i don't think i've ever hugged my brother, im 30, he's 26, and we're close friends and all that, but hugging him would kinda feel weird. Same. Neither of my older brothers. And my older sister. I think the only time I hugged my dad was when my cousin died, he was pretty upset about that, she was only 9. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1495894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMmv7NHmkfk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1495899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 On 1/14/2011 at 9:09 PM, data said: On 1/14/2011 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine doesn't give anyone hugs, handshakes or anything. Not even his fucking parents or brother. I always force a hug upon him but if I didn't he would just stand there and greet me. But how the hell do you NOT give your family hugs or kisses? i don't think i've ever hugged my brother, im 30, he's 26, and we're close friends and all that, but hugging him would kinda feel weird. Yes, i think the handshake nazis should get off their high horse a little. Some people were brought up differently. And some very nice people have nervous issues which caused them to develop different socializations. Therefore you should judge a friend on whether he is loyal and friendly and fun. Not whether he wants to woot and hollar and project his homo erotic skin rubbing fetish, all the time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1495906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 On 1/15/2011 at 3:09 AM, delet... said: I have nervous issues which caused me to develop different socializations. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 The world meets nobody half way....remember that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5iDUnx0iY Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 On 1/15/2011 at 4:24 PM, thanks robert moses said: The world meets nobody half way....remember that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5iDUnx0iY goddamn that looks awesome !! my brother grabbed a stallone pack the other month and neglected to add this gem. *gets a checkin' * Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 On 1/15/2011 at 3:09 AM, delet... said: On 1/14/2011 at 9:09 PM, data said: On 1/14/2011 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine doesn't give anyone hugs, handshakes or anything. Not even his fucking parents or brother. I always force a hug upon him but if I didn't he would just stand there and greet me. But how the hell do you NOT give your family hugs or kisses? i don't think i've ever hugged my brother, im 30, he's 26, and we're close friends and all that, but hugging him would kinda feel weird. Yes, i think the handshake nazis should get off their high horse a little. Some people were brought up differently. And some very nice people have nervous issues which caused them to develop different socializations. Therefore you should judge a friend on whether he is loyal and friendly and fun. Not whether he wants to woot and hollar and project his homo erotic skin rubbing fetish, all the time. did something happen to you? if you guys are bumping into people that believe the handshake is the be all end all of anything, you are in a strange universe. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 On 1/16/2011 at 3:50 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: On 1/15/2011 at 3:09 AM, delet... said: On 1/14/2011 at 9:09 PM, data said: On 1/14/2011 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine doesn't give anyone hugs, handshakes or anything. Not even his fucking parents or brother. I always force a hug upon him but if I didn't he would just stand there and greet me. But how the hell do you NOT give your family hugs or kisses? i don't think i've ever hugged my brother, im 30, he's 26, and we're close friends and all that, but hugging him would kinda feel weird. Yes, i think the handshake nazis should get off their high horse a little. Some people were brought up differently. And some very nice people have nervous issues which caused them to develop different socializations. Therefore you should judge a friend on whether he is loyal and friendly and fun. Not whether he wants to woot and hollar and project his homo erotic skin rubbing fetish, all the time. did something happen to you? if you guys are bumping into people that believe the handshake is the be all end all of anything, you are in a strange universe. or the corporate world... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) On 1/16/2011 at 5:32 AM, yek said: On 1/16/2011 at 3:50 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: On 1/15/2011 at 3:09 AM, delet... said: On 1/14/2011 at 9:09 PM, data said: On 1/14/2011 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine doesn't give anyone hugs, handshakes or anything. Not even his fucking parents or brother. I always force a hug upon him but if I didn't he would just stand there and greet me. But how the hell do you NOT give your family hugs or kisses? i don't think i've ever hugged my brother, im 30, he's 26, and we're close friends and all that, but hugging him would kinda feel weird. Yes, i think the handshake nazis should get off their high horse a little. Some people were brought up differently. And some very nice people have nervous issues which caused them to develop different socializations. Therefore you should judge a friend on whether he is loyal and friendly and fun. Not whether he wants to woot and hollar and project his homo erotic skin rubbing fetish, all the time. did something happen to you? if you guys are bumping into people that believe the handshake is the be all end all of anything, you are in a strange universe. or the corporate world... ive worked in corporate (unfortunately) and I can promise you, the handshake doesn't mean shit unless both sides are coming away with money. if the big bosses dont like you, they dont need a handshake. they will find something else. edit: I didn't mean to sound arrogant, but it really sounds to me like you guys have had some fucked up bosses/co-workers/friends? Edited January 16, 2011 by Smettingham Rutherford IV Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496537 Share on other sites More sharing options...
remy marathe Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) a handshake is so formal. i hug friends that i haven't seen in a while, if that. i associate a handshake with business, not friendship. Edited January 16, 2011 by remy marathe Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 all "handshakes"? i usually still do the slickback technique handshake with most of my old friends. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Fuck handshakes, I'm going to go watch porn. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 On 1/16/2011 at 3:50 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: On 1/15/2011 at 3:09 AM, delet... said: On 1/14/2011 at 9:09 PM, data said: On 1/14/2011 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine doesn't give anyone hugs, handshakes or anything. Not even his fucking parents or brother. I always force a hug upon him but if I didn't he would just stand there and greet me. But how the hell do you NOT give your family hugs or kisses? i don't think i've ever hugged my brother, im 30, he's 26, and we're close friends and all that, but hugging him would kinda feel weird. Yes, i think the handshake nazis should get off their high horse a little. Some people were brought up differently. And some very nice people have nervous issues which caused them to develop different socializations. Therefore you should judge a friend on whether he is loyal and friendly and fun. Not whether he wants to woot and hollar and project his homo erotic skin rubbing fetish, all the time. did something happen to you? if you guys are bumping into people that believe the handshake is the be all end all of anything, you are in a strange universe. hah, i was just helping out the non-handshake scene in this thread with my mega-awesome postening skills. you like ?? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64MkJ1fe46c Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1496850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 On 1/16/2011 at 7:13 PM, 24ourange said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64MkJ1fe46c YES! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62944-limp-handshake/page/3/#findComment-1497175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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