ALIEN / PROMETHEUS / COVENANT / ROMULUS - SPOILERS INBOUND!!

I guess David infected Shaw while she was still in cryo sleep huh. Man what a bastard, after she sewed your damn head back on! Can't trust a droid.

  On 8/10/2017 at 2:16 PM, Squee said:

But where did the eggs come from?

I am sure that question hasn't crossed the brilliant demented mind of Sir Ridley.

I love the deleted scene where David reveals he's been cultivating marijuana in his hydroponics bay, lol.

In space, no one can hear you *cough*

oh yea.

I don't care anymore.

Im starting to believe that monty python is in the same universe as alien convfefex. In space nobody expects ai spanish inquisition!

faq u Ridli

But this means that his Michael: The Last Fassbender trilogy will go unfinished!

sounds like he’s sour that watmm doesn’t like his output so now he’s attempting “reverse psychology”, saying “meh, think I’m done here” and we be like “oh fak ridl” but in reality he will make at least 5 more films and we will love it af.

I wonder if Fox is going to wait for Ridley to die before they try and reboot the series from scratch.

If anything he should make a trilogy about the origin of the engineer flute and how to properly finger it.

The Aliens must become more phallic and adopt increasingly novel implantation methods.

what's more novel than facerape? bumrape, I guess. let's just have Alien porn already. it'll probably be more creative and inspired than anything Riddles could turn out at this point.

  On 11/7/2017 at 9:35 AM, usagi said:

let's just have Alien porn already.

  On 11/7/2017 at 8:17 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

The Aliens must become more phallic and adopt increasingly novel implantation methods.

Alien: The Musical

  On 11/8/2017 at 9:53 AM, xox said:

Alien: The Musical

  On 11/7/2017 at 9:35 AM, usagi said:

what's more novel than facerape? bumrape, I guess. let's just have Alien porn already. it'll probably be more creative and inspired than anything Riddles could turn out at this point.

I'd have those spore things go into Danny mcbrides urethra and have him lay an alien egg out off his cock.

Give me the franchise. I will do watmm proud

  On 11/8/2017 at 12:32 PM, Amen Warrior said:

 

  On 11/7/2017 at 9:35 AM, usagi said:

what's more novel than facerape? bumrape, I guess. let's just have Alien porn already. it'll probably be more creative and inspired than anything Riddles could turn out at this point.

I'd have those spore things go into Danny mcbrides urethra and have him lay an alien egg out off his cock.

Give me the franchise. I will do watmm proud

 

NOW we're gettin somewhere!

The big problem with the franchise is that it has continued to dilute itself over the decades. Remember that first movie It was just an alien - no-one knew where it came from only that it killed things. That's an excellent premise. What happened since 1979 is that every aspect of the mythology has been explained and expanded. It's just not frightening anymore. The most frightening thing in the world is the unknown.

it's not about scaring people anymore. it's about educating them. we need the queen's story. how did she rise through the patriarchy of xeno society? are all the aliens softboy male feminists? are predators mgtow? these are the questions that need answering.

  On 11/9/2017 at 3:21 AM, zaphod said:

it's not about scaring people anymore. it's about educating them. we need the queen's story. how did she rise through the patriarchy of xeno society? are all the aliens softboy male feminists? are predators mgtow? these are the questions that need answering.

who's the top and who's the bottom in xenomorph sex circuit?

poo

Apparently the theory is still floating around that Blade Runner and Alien are connected. I had never heard the Tom Skerritt / Tyrell Corp. connection before:

http://me.ign.com/en/m/movies/139948/feature/how-are-blade-runner-and-alien-connected